Shapeshifter Alien Humanoid is Working for the White House

President Obama's March 4 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee look like a regular political event, but thanks to this YouTube clip video, the conspiracy is revealed at last: "a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be, caught in a high-definition video during an event of the Zionist cabal."

Now, conspiracy theories are a dime a dozen, but when asked by Wired's Danger Room blog, National Security Council chief spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said something interesting:

The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. “I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.”

I didn't see a "no" there, did you? So it's settled then: no denial = confirmation of shapeshifter alien humanoid working with the government. Someone get me my tinfoil hat so we can properly welcome our new shapeshifter alien humanoid overlords!


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