Win a Personalized Robot Portrait

Congratulations to our pal Ben Rollman, who has just drawn his 200th Robot Portrait! We've been collaborating with Ben for quite some time now, and you can get your very own Robot Portrait over at the NeatoShop. Here's the one he did for Miss C a while back:

Now, the good news: We're giving away one Robot Portrait. All you have to do is complete this sentence (in the comment below)

If I were a Robot, I'd .....

Contest rules are simple: One entry per comment. You can enter as many as you'd like for a chance to win a Robot Portrait of your own (either of yourself or of a loved one). Funniest one wins.

And (hint): Robot Portraits are a fantastic personalized Valentine's Day Gift, so please consider buying one, mmkay?

Update 1/29/13: Congratulations to Jorg Weese who won with this comment:

If I were a robot, I'd 1000010101111010100111010110101100000101100011111...

Thanks for playing, everyone! Catch the next contest on Neatorama soon!