Lord of the Hula-Hoop

Before he invaded Middle Earth, before he forged the three rings for the Elves, the seven for the Dwarves, the nine for Men, and The One, pretty darn selfishly, for himself, Lord Sauron was Hula-Hooping. Unbeknownst to the free people of Middle Earth, Lord Sauron was actually a three time collegiate hula-hooping champion.

-Via The Monica Bird

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