Lord of the Hula-Hoop

Before he invaded Middle Earth, before he forged the three rings for the Elves, the seven for the Dwarves, the nine for Men, and The One, pretty darn selfishly, for himself, Lord Sauron was Hula-Hooping. Unbeknownst to the free people of Middle Earth, Lord Sauron was actually a three time collegiate hula-hooping champion.

-Via The Monica Bird


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So, now she can sit spread eagled like all the guys on the subway and the bus and at the theater! I had some clown try to encroach on my space at a show, one time. Let's just say "I won".
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The problem with these, as I recall from the 70s, is that unless you have a backside like an 11 year old boy, it's one of the least flattering pieces of apparel when viewed from behind.
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