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Australian Couple Charged under Environmental Protection Act for ... Noisy Sex

With the complaint that listed "screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices," Colin MacKenzie and Jessica Angel became the first couple charged with offenses under Australia's Environmental Protection Act for ... noisy sex:

Police patrols have been to the couple's unit 20 times since April. The latest callouts - last Sunday night and twice early Tuesday morning - resulted in the couple being charged with disturbing the public peace and hindering an environmental protection officer.

"We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our own house and told we couldn't have sex," a stunned Ms Angel said.

Mr MacKenzie said: "It is completely over the top. I have been fined for having sex in my own house." [...]

"It is mostly Jessie," he said. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week.

Adelaide Now has the story, complete with photo of the amorous couple: Link - via Fark