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A Generous Tip and an Advice

Alex •

Ouch that hurts: according to Twitter user @FutureExBanker (whose Twitter account has since disappeared), his "jerk boss tips exactly 1% because he loathes the 99%."

Bonus 1: The boss, a banker at a major bank, told the waitress to "get a real job."
Bonus 2: He even rounded down instead of up!

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Update 2/29/12 - We can all put down the pitch forks, folks. It's a hoax.

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The guy that runs the FutureExBanker account needs to upload a photo of his boss so people can be aware of who he is before they get the shitty tip. Maybe bring a special plate that is off the menu.
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Let's see...

1. Being a waitress *is* a real job. It involves talking to real people and actual physical labor, which makes it a bit realer than banking.

2. Getting a job, "real" or otherwise, isn't an easy thing these days. I've heard things have been improving, but for a while there were 5 unemployed people for every open job.

3. Part of the reason for the bad economy is unethical behavior on the part of the financial sector. I'm not saying all bankers are bad people, and they do work very hard, but I'm certainly not familiar with anything restaurant wait staff have been doing to tank the economy.
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It's a candle recycler! You put a wick in the tall tube and put the candle in the little cup, after several have burned out, the unused wax has formed around the wick and you use the spike on the left to unmold it!

And I want/need the gallbladder plush! I need a new one, I had mine removed :(
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Sausage casing stuffer,
put the meat in the large hopper , place casing around small nozzle and push meat down and into casing.

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looks like a candle holder and possibly a candle maker? put hot wax in the thingy to the right then when it hardens pop it out and mount it on the spike to the left. maybe thats it. these things always look like torture devices though.
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It's a winder of some kind. The part on the right of the photo is for controlling speed. The stub on the left is for holding a bobbin/thread spool. By changing the ratio on the right, you can control speed of winding. Based on size, I would guess for winding thread spools. There would be an arm that sits on top of the spool, and has a set of graduated shapes like the piece on the right. My guess is the feed belt is on the top, with winding spindle above the spool.
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it's a water fountain. some kind of cork stops the water and you take it out to drink.

if i win can you just give me 20 dollars off the samurai umbrella? i've been dying to have one.

if not, medium occam's razor shirt
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It is the Ronco "PILE DRIVER"(tm) home hemorrhoid treatment device. You lubed the small end with Popeil's "Butt-lube"(tm) and filled the large chamber with ice water. Then you sat on the small end and a small motor circulated soothing cold water through the machine. Also available: a "Clapper"(tm) compatible remote control.

Oh No it was Rocket Science! 2XL
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It's a bunsen burner. The flame (left) has to be far enough away from the fuel canister (right) so it doesn't set it on fire.

I'd like the banana fruit jacket.
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GasX for the 19th Century. Especially effective after grandma's bean casserole surprise.

with this pattent pending release valve, to help silently alleviate the "surprise" part of the casserole, suddenly grandma seems a lot nicer. And you aren't scared of left overs any more.

-Warning- Not recommended for church or church attire.

I'd like a Robot USB Hub!

p.s. I love Miss Cellania's standard response :-)
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Ear wax remover. Warm water fills the tall cup. Patient places ear over small upward hole while warm water flows into the ear. Wax and water then falls, not over patient. Simples.
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Manufactured by the same company that makes the Stanley Cup, this is the Stanley Hookah Pipe, awarded every year to the winner of the Beer Pong Tourney at Burning Man.

Cute but Psycho.
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Can't believe no one got this. It's the Super version of the folding plastic drinking cup with the built in soft pretzel holder.

Venus De Milo night Light would bring back memories
of when I last saw her.

(I told her to stop chewing her fingernails)
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