Nic Cage in 1870

An eBay seller has this photograph up for the "buy it now" price of a million dollars. It looks suspiciously like the star of Raising Arizona and Leaving Las Vegas.
Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo, it's an original photograph of a man who
lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

No word on whether the watermark comes with it. Link -via Blame It On The Voices

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Why is everybody jumping on the vampire meme anyway?

I say we're living in a matrix and they're re-using the same models. Lazy bastards. Think we won't notice. Hah.
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We know that Nic Cage isn't a vampire because he has visibly aged 25 years over the last 25 years.

Also science tells us that vampires went extinct sometime in the 1600s.
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Strong family resemblances can be handed down for literally hundreds of years. So that's one explanation. One of his ancestors lived in Tennessee. But no, everyone always has to go for the vampire explanation... ;)
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Kinda weird how his head continues to the side. My first thought is it's faked. My second thought is that it doesn't matter. Who would pay that much for the picture anyway?
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