Assembly Instructions from Hell



This amusing diagram is floating through the Internet this weekend. Do you think that you could complete the assembly process? Which tools will you need?

via Joe Carter

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Hey, this is the flux-capacitor securing bracket. You need a left-handed monkey wrench and conflookter valve apparatus to install it. It is also essential that the sticky side of the paint is applied to the appropriate surfaces.
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I believe it is a soil perculation probe for testing the amount of water that the soil will absorb by measuring the notches left by the paddle.

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I don't know what the hell this is, but you better not tell your proctologist that such a thing exists...

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I think it's a soil collector for collecting soil samples from deep underground. You get it as deep as you can, Twist and bring it back up for a sample. Saber tooth tiger XXL
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Its an insidious device to trap unicorns, used by the CIA on islands in the Irish sea which mysteriously disappeared from any drawn map. After the horned horses were hunted into extinction in 1958, these were warehoused in New Jersey, in the vain hope a new hunting ground could be located. Hence, our military incursions into the mideast, where rumor holds that the one-horned beasts have been seen.

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