Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of wacky inventions in his weekly Museum of Possibilities posts, but something's missing from his strange gadgets: names. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenter suggesting the funniest and wittiest name win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Good luck!
Update: We have winners! First place goes to Craig, who suggested the name "Glockets", and the second place name is "The Smitten", suggested by Abby. Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop!
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms. Who's bringing the chips?" size XL
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms. Who's bringing the chips?" size XL
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms. Who's bringing the chips?" size XL
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms. Who's bringing the chips?"
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms. Who's bringing the chips?"