Seven-Layer Dip

A key?

An ancient noodle spoon.

worst toothbrush ever...unless your British

Iron Age back-scratcher

Bender's toothbrush

a tooth extractor or tooth key

This is a 19th Century British toothbrush and was particularly useful for removing barnacles and trapped weasels. Soft polishing bristles were of course avoided completely in order to maintain that famous "British Smile."

Clever/Stupid M

Ugh... it's too early for Abbey. Let me try again:
A key?
mmm... pi in the color of chocolate and the size of medium, if I'm right of course.

It is a material holder of a blacksmith for placing matereial in the smith's fireplace.

Who are these Kids? XL

It is a kind of "branding iron" (for a ::: sign)? Moo!

Whitchy! XL

a fire poker (or a holder of burnable material)

REQUEST DENIED xl

Medieval dingleberry remover

T-Shirt
I want to believe (alien version)
Large

A noodle spoon.

Zombie: Eat Flesh - small

A "sack" scratcher for the knights who say ni...when they didn't want to take off their armor.

-more awesome than a double rainbow...M

phanx!

The Key requried autenticate to Neatoramabot to remove a triggered request for a moderation. ;-)

REQUEST DENIED xl

it is one of the first "Surgical staple" (i.e. a replactement for surgical sutur)...
The wound is closed by and and each of the two rows of dents are piereced into skin/tissue with a Hammer...
After the wound healed it can be removed with a crowbar.

Wizard of Oz, The Short Version XXL

medeival pasta scoop

Escher's fork.

Save the World, XXL please.

Cavity Creep's tool of choice.

Mmmm... Pi, XXL please

It's a failed prototype of an "Unbreakable" plastic comb

Math puns are the first sine of madness, Size L

Mini Me's back brace.

Save the World, XXL please

Its a spaghetti server

Toaster!

oops...toaster!

Size S Celtic Knot Shamrock

A dual-slot bread toaster (i.e. to hold over a hearth fire and toast your bread/sandwich).

T-Shirt: Mad Scientist, Ladies fit, size Medium.

It is the Connach Anc Brannect, 'The Key to Happiness.' In old scottish legend the hero Divver McMuff forged the key from an entire mountain of ore, only to have it stolen by the Skaever king, Broelebogan, who through it in a lake. Forty years of war followed for no known reason, but a horrible curse was laid upon the finder of said key. You may keep the keep but I would like (if I win):

Good Marx, Bad Marx T shirt XL

Prototype for Medieval Pooper Scooper

Love Bug, Royal Blue, Larger

the-auntie's comment is my fave!

It's the key to Rob H.'s heart

Love Bug, Royal Blue, Large

Is it a meat tenderizer or a closet organizer?

It's a cast iron lid lifter.

abducted by aliens
large
navy

the Bond villain, Jaw's tooth brush

paddle faster, i hear banjo music XL

Seems to be half-life head-crab removing tool...

Wizard of Oz, The Short Version XXL

It's a medieval chastity belt key. My mom has one just like it but it doesn't work...
size large "Math Puns are the 1st sines of madness

It's a tool for people who dye cloth. It grabs the wet cloth from the vats so you don't have to use your hands.
size 2xl t-shirt
"Fine line between genius and insanity"

It´s a spaghetti server...
I want the t-shirt!!!

Campfire sausage holder. You have to use sausage not hotdogs because the points are too wide for thin hotdogs. Stick them on the dull points and put it into the campfire. yummy!
size large t-shirt "mmm...pi"

mmmmhh..... it´s a chastity belt´s key!!!

It was used to till fields back in the day.

a ferrier's tool

paddle faster XL

Farrier's gimp wrench for shaping horseshoes.....

Med, light blue, when life gives you mold.

A coal-rake

I'm not schizophrenic, neither am I

A BROKEN church key......

med, light blue, wehn life gives you mold.

Looks like a toothbrush for Jaws, the henchman in the Bond films "The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker".

its what robots use to scoop their robot spaghetti

It's a wee little rake for a minature Zen garden.

Look out Schrodinger's Cat XXL dark grey

It's Chuck Norris' mustache comb.

Look out Schrodinger's Cat XXL dark grey

It is used for adjusting the flue in a fireplace
protect your nuts 2 xl

This was used for throwing skeet for target practice. it could also throw doubles.
protect your nuts 2 xl

Before the invention of the waffle Iron, King Henry was bored with pancakes because the syrup always ran off and since plates with curved up edges didn't exist, this was always messy. He commissioned the kingdom's blacksmith to make a tool ( this one) to create dimples in the pancake and also make consistant rows thus allowing the syrup to not run off.
protect your nuts 2 xl

The key to my broken heart.

It's an old fish scaler.

This was used to "rob" a beehive of the honey by lifting out the honeycomb cores
protect your nuts 2 xl

The tool my proctologist used on me.

Mmm... Pi XXL please.

Abraham Lincoln's first guitar.

Mmm Pi, XXL please.

King Henry VIII's display stand for the heads of his six wives.

Save the Earth, XXL please.

Obviously, it is for holding open the jaws of a venus flytrap when it is taken in to see the plant doctor.
protect your nuts 2 xl

This were used to hold open button holes to allow easier fastening of really tight jeans.
protect your nuts 2 xl

a yeti toothbrush

A device to remove stones and wood that clogs a reaping scythe pulled behind a mule.

The Wrench for the "Hex-Hole-Nut" an early variant of the "allen wrench" using six holes instead of a single hexagonal shaped hole in later times..

Alcohl, Tabacco, Firearms, who brings the chips? 2X

Shreck's Q-tip / Cotton swab?

Wizard of Oz, The Short Version XXL

cast iron pre-usb memory stick.

abducted by aliens
large
navy

It's a toaster... you put bread in it then put it near the coals in your fireplace. Size large this shirt Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!