Caption Monkey 66: SpongeBob SquareCar

(Yes, it does have a license plate, but I blocked it off)

Who drives a square car on the highway?
SpongeBob SquareCar!
Boxy and yellow and Scion is he.
SponbeBob Square Car!
If drivin' nonsense be something' ye wish ...

My wife snapped this pic of SpongeBob SquareCar while I was driving a few weeks ago. She just reminded me of how this would be perfect for today's Caption Monkey feature, courtesy of Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Best caption wins a Monkey drawing by our talented pal Adam. Place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you may enter as many funny ones as you'd like.

Good luck and be sure to visit Adam's blog for your daily Laugh-Out-Loud Cats.

SpongeBobians, here's the Neatorama article for you: 10 Neat Facts About SpongeBob SquarePants

Update 12/02/09 - That was a tough one, but a lot of great entries, guys! Adam has picked the winner so congratulations to Tim C who won with this caption: His bumper sticker says "My other car is a Patrick Starship"

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The Brand New SpongeBob Square Car! Immediately available in Pineapple Yellow, Patrick Pink, and Cheeky Sand! Or you can contact us for custom colors: Rusty Red, Tentacle Grey, and Plankton! Own yours today!
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