(Yes, it does have a license plate, but I blocked it off)
Who drives a square car on the highway?
SpongeBob SquareCar!
Boxy and yellow and Scion is he.
SponbeBob Square Car!
If drivin' nonsense be something' ye wish ...
My wife snapped this pic of SpongeBob SquareCar while I was driving a few weeks ago. She just reminded me of how this would be perfect for today's Caption Monkey feature, courtesy of Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.
Best caption wins a Monkey drawing by our talented pal Adam. Place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you may enter as many funny ones as you'd like.
Good luck and be sure to visit Adam's blog for your daily Laugh-Out-Loud Cats.
SpongeBobians, here's the Neatorama article for you: 10 Neat Facts About SpongeBob SquarePants
Update 12/02/09 - That was a tough one, but a lot of great entries, guys! Adam has picked the winner so congratulations to Tim C who won with this caption: His bumper sticker says "My other car is a Patrick Starship"
Weaving in out of traffic and making great time
If highway embarassment be something you need
Than jump on the on-ramp at ludicrous speed
SpongeBob SquareCar, SpongeBob SquareCar,
SpongeBob, SquareCaaaaar!
It's the Best car ever!
It's the Best car ever!
After attempting to pay a toll booth attendant with sand dollars, this jaundiced jalopy leads police on a slow-speed chase for the better part of rush hour. When he was finally coaxed from the car, the sad sap driver claimed he was late for a date with the Swiffer Mop.
Love may stink, pal, but crime REEKS.
BTW, I drive a Scion too.