Yeah, but they're teddy bears that eat people, so don't feel too bad. Brian Murphy of CollegeHumor put together five Facebook update pages as though they had been written by Star Wars characters.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889 via Hell in a Handbasket
I recently came across a book called 'is: The Phenomenon of the Facebook Status' that gives an insight into life in the 21st century via Facebook Statuses and has been receiving fantastic reviews.
It has a website with a Facebook Status Generator that has been getting a huge amount of hits.
http://www.theisbook.com/status-generator
Keep up the good work mate, looking forward to reading more of your stuff