Tech Stolen from the Animal Kingdom
Bela Lugosi and a Brooklyn Gorilla
The Story of Consumer Reports
The Eiffel Tower & the 10Ton Bullet
They Were in a Band Together?
How Metals are Made
The Paper Airplane Champion
Monkey Business
Full Bladders and Cult TV
The World's Most Expensive Eggs
At "TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet" you will find a list of jokes that suits the 140 character limitation on micro blogging services such as Twitter. To give you an example:If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Wait, you mean there was stuff before 1994? Then how come I don't remember any of it? And don't give me that, "Because you're only 20, you idiot!" stuff my mom always gives me. I'm tired of hearing it.
(Just kidding. It bugs me, too. Learn history, people!)
One or two are from Broadway shows.
It always disappoints me when people think history started in 1994
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