The Worst Cities in America

The following is an article from Uncle John's Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader Downtown Modesto, California, on a Sunday night. One of the oldest corners in downtown Modesto is dominated by bail bonds businesses. Photo: Inkyhack [Flickr] Every city has something to be proud of, but some cities, despite their beauty, charm, or cultural importance, also have features of which they might be a little less proud. Here are a few cities with dubious distinctions.
• According to a survey by AutoVantage (an auto club like AAA), Miami, Florida, is the city with the rudest drivers. • A Cornell University study determined that New York City has the lowest quality of housing. The World Health Organization says that New York is also the noisiest city in the United States. • Because of high divorce and unemployment rates and consistently gloomy weather, the city statistics analyzing firm BestPlaces named Tacoma, Washington, the country's most stressful place to live. • Breathe easy if you don't live in these places: Greenville, South Carolina (where residents suffer the most respiratory tract infections); Scranton, Pennsylvania (the worst city for asthma sufferers); and Tulsa, Oklahoma (the pollen capital of America). • Based on the number of accidents and fatalities, the International Federation of Bike Messenger Associations named Boston the most dangerous place to ride a bike. • Zero, a group dedicated to slowing population growth, determined what cities were the best and worst in which to raise children based on the quality of healthcare, education, public safety, transportation, the job market, and the natural environment. The best was Fargo, North Dakota; the worst was Newark, New Jersey. • According to the National Coalition for the Homeless, Sarasota, Florida, is the city most hostile toward homeless people. • Forbes magazine named Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the worst city for single people. Reasons: expensive beer, few nightclubs, and not enough single people. • Worst traffic congestion: Los Angeles. (Not coincidentally, it also has the worst air pollution.) • City with the bumpiest, most pothole-infested roads: Seattle. • In 2007 Men's Health magazine analyzed various cities' obesity rates, eating habits, and other data, including how much time people spend exercising and sitting in traffic. Result: Las Vegas was judged the nation's "fattest city." • The city with the most suicides per capita is Medford, Oregon. • Decatur, Illinois, has the highest skin cancer fatality rate. • America's most rat-infested city is Baltimore. • New Orleans leads in both gun- and diabetes-related deaths per capita. • Hallmark Cards call El Paso, Texas, the city with the worst sense of humor, based on polls in which very few people said they considered themselves funny. (The city also has very low sales of Hallmark's humorous cards.) • City with the highest percentage of lawyers: Washington, D.C. Nearly 2% of all residents are attorneys. • According to the book Cities Ranked and Rated, the worst overall city in America is Modesto, California. The city scored a 0 on the book's 100-point scale for its high cost of living, high unemployment rate, lack of activities, and the highest car theft rate in the United States.
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Modesto should be at the top of the list. I have never absoloutley hated a place so much. There is nothing to do here and it's dirty and crowded and crawling with horrible people who like like they might shoot you if you look at them wrong. Not to mention that it's an ugly city as well with terrible drainage during the rainy season.
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Yep, San Francisco's dirty little secret: this town sucks big time. Arrogant, violent, racist, and (believe it or not) downright HOMOPHOBIC. If you're a wealthy byatch (male or female, doesn't matter), you'll fit in just fine here. Everyone else: if you move here, you'll be sh*t upon day in, day out. Biggest drug dealing/illegal criminal immigrant scam on the planet! The city's wallowing in zombies taking up the sidewalks and streets...yet everyone else pretends they don't exist.
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Not surprised that Oklahoma City made the list. It a miserable place to live if you have allergencies. It's seems to get worst and worst every year. Now earthquakes enough is enough, not to mention the tornado alley.....
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How could Fayetteville, NC not be included in this discussion? This crime ridden shithole has the most pathetic skyline of any city of over 200,000 population in the country!
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