A few days ago, our pal mental_floss blog put up this epic Ill-Advised Business Names post, filled with photos of bad business names as taken by the blog's readers.
I quite like this particular one: Stuff Mart. It's kind of humble, don't you think? Their tagline "We got some real good stuff" would even work for Neatorama!
Link | Flickr Photoset - Thanks Jon-Paul!
My restaurant doesn't even have a name. There's a picture of a hamburger in the window. That's it. When I answer the telephone I just say "hello."
We got that
If you need a tub of glue
We got two...
"The Stuff Mart Rap" -- Veggie Tales
In Orange county I saw a furniture store called "Two Stupid Guys Selling Furniture".