Thanks to Dan Piraro of Bizarro, we have our first ever caption contest: funniest caption wins a Free Neatorama T-Shirt! (Contest rule: 1 caption per comment, please - and keep it funny yet civil. You can submit multiple comments).
Update 3/3/07: Congrats to #22 Chris Williamson for the winning entry! And thank you for everyone who participated - that was fun! Here's the winning caption:
Again, I understand how anyone could have made the same mistake, but the Zen Garden was a gift from my mother.