Don't Use the Wrong Side of the Soap!

From the website:

Those years of washing your face with the same side of the soap that's been responsible for lathering up your behind are over.

Our Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking black and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on while in the bath.

After all, you wouldn't want the 'Face' side accidentally coming into contact with your, ahem, other side, would you?

http://www.paramountzone.com/arsefacesoap.htm - Thanks Blurb!