As the saying goes "curiosity killed the cat", but what the saying doesn't explain is which one of the nine lives were lost by curiosity and which can be chalked up to the cat in question biting off more than it can chew. Cats need all nine of their lives to live one full life, and yet there is a serious lack of teaching going on in the feline community, because new generations don't seem to be learning from the mistakes of the old. Perhaps some illustrated, and easy to follow, charts will help kitteh kind avoid falling prey to that most dangerous of qualities- unbridled curiosity.
Celebrate all the ways our cats get themselves into trouble with this 9 Lives t-shirt by tomburns, and help spread awareness about curiosity related accidents!
Dogs and cats really don't know what to make of Christmas- we put a tree up in the house that they're not allowed to climb in, chew or pee on, then we surround the bottom of the tree with enticingly wrapped presents and tell our critters to stay away.
Our furry friends at Bored Panda have an open thread running entitled Dogs And Cats That Destroyed Christmas, with over fifty hilarious pics which should make you feel pretty good about whatever your pets pull this holiday season.
You'll get to see great pics like this one of a book hating beagle who just couldn't stand the fact that someone was receiving a book for Christmas instead of a nice pack of sausage and cheese logs. The look on the dog's face is priceless!
If you're looking to train with a genuine ninjitsu master, and you don't mind spending some time in the sewer, then you need to go see Master Splinter, the rattiest sensei in NYC. Splinter battles against the evil Foot clan and the forces of prejudice in the hearts of the city's human populace every day, and he has a lot more to teach than just some fancy ninja moves. He has even worked with teenagers, helping them get ripped muscles despite their insatiable love of pizza, and if he can teach turtles to move faster than any other mutant think about what he can do for you!
Join the animated revolution, bring home this Sensei t-shirt by machmigo and prepare to battle the forces of boring fashion!
Toy Day, Joy Day, wonderful dog play guitar day, the best way to play on a winter's day is like it's Toy Day! Everybody loves to get a present, especially when it's something fun to play with, like a guitar or a great big bag with a star on the side of it, and when the holidays roll around everyone starts bundling up at night and dreaming of that great big ol' toymaker in the sky. He brings presents to all the good little boy and girl animals in the world, crossing them off his list one by one as he shares the joy of toys with the world!
Bring the geeky magic of the holiday season to your geeky wardrobe with this Toy Day Sweater t-shirt by Jango Snow, and make every day a Toy Day!
When Huggy the Bear showed up in Carealot the rest of the bears were understandably terrified, because unlike them Huggy was a full sized grizzly bear. But underneath his tough pink exterior Huggy was a real softy, and he loved playing with kids and bringing happiness to the world with his big ol' bear hugs, even though most kids could do nothing but stare. The Bears let Huggy into the group because he cared so much, but when they went to Earth to help some kids with their problems they discovered that Huggy's intimidating appearance was a big problem for those little round bears!
Give the world a great big ol' bear hug with this Care For A Real Life Bear? t-shirt by Theduc, it's perfect for retro cartoon lovers and those who have a fabulous sense of humor!
It’s hard to believe that there are still hundreds, if not thousands, of movies out there which have yet to make it onto DVD, or any digital format for that matter, when so many stinkers have already gotten their own disc release.
The New York Post put together 64 Clips from Movies You Can’t Find On DVD, which contains a surprisingly high number of fun to watch classic flicks which will hopefully get a DVD release when fans realize what they've been missing all these years!
He'd heard tales of a savage girl in the wilds, who ran with wolves and claimed to commune with spirits, but meeting up with a wild woman was the least of Ashitaka's problems. He was an outcast, cursed to roam the forbidden forest in search of a cure, and until he found a way to remove the boar demon's curse he would have no companionship save for his red elk steed. Being alone is what worried Ashitaka the most, fighting alone and dying alone in the woods like a mongrel, but he would never be alone as long as his fate and the fate of that wild wolf girl were inexorably entwined...
Bring some animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Red Elk Rider t-shirt by Barrett Biggers, and bowl your fellow anime lovers over in a big way!
Fallout fans really love the heck out of those bleak yet delightfully quirky post apocalyptic games, and when they want to create their own slice of irradiated heaven they get crafty, just like they would in the real apocalypse!
Fallout fan and Redditor VaultoftheSix wanted to craft his own homage to those good old fictional future days for his thirtieth birthday/Halloween party, so he turned his garage into a Vault.
Guests of all classes and alignments were invited to dress up faux Fallout for a No Mutants Allowed party in Vault 30, where the Nuka-Cola would fall like rain and the Pip-Boys would all smile and nod in approval.
Congratulations VaultoftheSix for reaching level 30 in admirably geeky style! I hope you enjoy all the perks that come with leveling through your 30s!
Whether that response is the viewer yelling WTF?! with a smile or running away from their computer screen in a cold sweat depends on how old your eyeballs are, and how well you handle home video oddities like this disturbing little bathtub ditty:
Whether they’re trying to reinvent themselves, revitalize their career, or simply earn more adoration from their fans, musicians are constantly coming up with crazy promotional stunts that would make the Kardashians blush.
The only problem with going big is when you fail you fail big, and musicians tend to fail in the most spectacular ways possible.
There's the time a homophobic rapper posed nude for Playgirl, unaware that over fifty percent of their readers are homosexual men, or the time another rapper dressed up like an offensive racial stereotype for a performance, supposedly unaware it would offend anyone. And then there's the metal band who sprayed the audience with real pig's blood...
The dads in this hilarious ad for Sainsbury's have nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about, because when it comes to dancing they've got some seriously sweet moves!
This hilarious ad has become an internet sensation, and may make you think twice about prejudging whether some ugly sweater sporting dad can dance before you see him out on the floor, shakin' what he's got to a funky beat!
Some people can't stand watching television, others don't dig video games, but everybody likes the movies. When Hollywood brings a story to the big screen people show up in droves to see the latest in cinematic storytelling come to life on the big screen.
People started canning food a few hundred years ago as a method of preservation and a way to make food easy to transport, and they've been canning some really gross food products ever since. Nowadays consumers are less likely to buy a canned product if they can buy fresh for the same price, and yet companies keep on canning the gross stuff because somebody out there is buying it!
We present to you ten of the most disgusting food products you can buy in a can:
We’re starting out a little less gross and working our way up, so believe it or not powdered horse milk factors in as the tamest product on the list. The can claims Golden Horde is "The Khan's Choice", assuring us that anything that was good enough for Gengis is good enough for us. They had me sold at "100% Horse Milk- No Ponies".
It’s the disgustingly fishy snack that will most certainly bite back, now with more fangs! Seriously though, how hungry would you have to be to eagerly crack in to a can of Russian Herring knowing it's full of toothy bits?
It’s easy to see why people used to buy canned whole chicken, but unless you’re living in an extremely remote area without livestock, or you’re hiding out in a vault after the bombs have fallen, then chances are you'll be steering clear of this poultry nightmare.
This line of canned food products by Heinz might not taste all that bad, especially compared to the other foul food products on this list, but their unfortunate names make them sound rather unsavory...and naughty.
Batman is such an iconic character that it's pretty easy to imagine him in different getups with different gear, and he never seems to lose his Batty appeal no matter what he's wearing.
It's fun to imagine Batman patrolling the streets of a Gotham City from long ago, or embracing the future with a bit of flash and a new attitude, and this universality makes the Caped Crusader the perfect subject for fan art.
Check out this collection of Batman fan art that reveals what he might look like in different eras both historical and fictional. It's like taking a tour of the Bruce Wayne Museum of Possibilities, and proves that no matter the time or place Batman will eternally look sharp!
It all started with George Romero’s classic film about the dead coming back to life with a taste for the living, and since those Cold War days the zombie craze has gone from geek niche genre to overblown pop culture sensation.
Diggin' on zombie pop culture is fine, but when you start surrounding yourself with zombie themed merch you’ve proven that the zombie craze has gone too far!
Zombies are pretty much exclusively adult content, because rotting corpses rising from the dead to devour the living isn’t exactly the making of a kid friendly program, and yet kiddie zombie merch keeps rolling out.
In this case it’s the Snack Time Zombie, a prop shaped like a zombie baby chewing on itself, because what parent doesn't dream of having a zombie baby hanging around the house?!
People eating baked goods that look like people? It's zombie madness! Actually, they're just trying to fit in with their undead idols, which is just plain creepy. Even creepier- you can munch on this morbid bread made by Thai master butcher baker Kittiwat Unarrom even if you're a vegetarian!
Every year, generally around the first of April, products are introduced that get our hopes up then dash them against the sidewalk like a soda bottle, as the pranksters tell us we were fools to believe such a product could exist. But we live in a world full of clear toasters, bubblegum flavored toothpaste and pajama jeans, so why wouldn’t we believe in the power of new products?
These nine products could have changed our lives, but instead they’re just something we wish actually existed.
The accordion has fallen out of favor with the young folk, except those rare kiddie polka fans and merchant marines under ten, but Accordion Hero could have brought the squeeze box back to the front of the stage where it belongs. Sadly, it was nothing but a cruel joke played on those of us who enjoy that unique accordion sound, but one guy did manage to create some semblance of the game with a toy accordion, so that's something:
Quitting your job isn't as cool as it looks in movies and TV shows- you just announce you’re leaving then walk out, no dramatic monologue, just the act of quitting and the workplace left behind.
But that was all about to change thanks to the SlipQuit, the strap-on inflatable slide pack that was supposed to make quitting fun! Imagine quitting by yelling “adios mofos!” then jumping out a second story window onto a SlipQuit, sliding into the parking lot, and the annals of workplace history, like a real boss.
Big Mouth Billy Bass showed us that a talking animatronic fish can be fun, at least for a few minutes at a time, but imagine all the fun you could have hanging out with a Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass talking about all those darn traps!
ThinkGeek teased us with this geeky piece of home decor a few years ago, and despite an outpouring of Star Wars fan love we're still stuck with tired old Billy...use the force to make it so, ThinkGeek!
Aren’t you tired of eating foods that are just one thing? Sick of "the man" telling you when it's okay to eat? Don’t you want to break with tradition and start eating dessert all day long? Then you're like me- someone who desperately needs some Perry's Chicken Wing Ice Cream in their lives.
Too bad we're stuck dreaming of what it would be like to use Sriracha, or barbecue sauce, to make the ultimate ice cream sundae...
Manhattan was used to being a doctor and a superhero, but he had a lot to learn about being a lord of time type doctor like that guy everyone calls The Doctor! The blue police box seemed like a mighty appropriate ride, given his skin's bluish hue, but he was feeling a bit constricted wearing so much clothing. As he fiddled with his jacket he found a strange screwdriver like device in the front pocket, and upon examination found it emitted sonic waves at the push of a button. Most curious indeed, he thought, how is this wand thing supposed to help me travel through time?
Don't turn blue over bad mashups, bring home this Dr. Blue t-shirt by Camo! and celebrate the most unlikely meeting of two doctors who have the color blue in common!
It's common knowledge that our world resides on a disc which is held aloft by elephants riding on a giant turtle's back as he hurtles through space at an alarming rate, but for those who don't know, or can't quite understand, the Turtle Cosmology theory there's this brightly colored and easy to grasp t-shirt. It should be all you need to share what you believe to be common knowledge with those who are far less knowledgeable, but be forewarned- this shirt may cause verbal conflicts to arise between you, the intelligent wearer of this teaching shirt, and those idiots who believe they live on a round planet!
Spread some fantasy knowledge with this Turtle Cosmology (Teaching The Controversy) t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, and wear the wisdom of that disc shaped world on your chest!
It's the ultimate battle of the stars amongst the stars for the fate of the stars, as alien life forms face off in a deathmatch sure to leave the audience splattered with green blood and some sort of glowing goo. Will a fierce hunter predator be able to best a master of the force? Can a dome headed fiend with tentacle arms and a toothy grin take down a rolling trash can with a plunger arm and a laser cannon eye? These far out matches and more can be experienced firsthand when you play Ultimate Alien Deathmatch!
Add some sci-fi game to your geeky wardrobe with this Ultimate Alien Deathmatch t-shirt by StationJack, it's got all the old school cool of your favorite fighting game selection screen and stars all of your favorite beings from science fiction, all in one super comfy tee!
The human brain is like one big puzzle, and when the pieces of that puzzle begin to fall into place the world starts to make a lot more sense, but along with this neatly stacked order comes the chaos of the unknown. That is where the feeling of self doubt resides, the part of the matrix where the pieces fall too fast or turn too soon to make a solid fit, the pits where the layer gaps begin to affect your ability to move forward to the next level. So what is a gamer to do when these gaps start to wreak havoc on the game board in their minds? Stay calm and let the pieces continue to fall, and if you concentrate on filling in those gaps and breaking through those barriers row by row you'll be able to achieve a mental high score!
Bring some game to your geeky wardrobe with this Free Your Mind t-shirt by Pacalin, it's what has been missing from your closet all these years!
He is the darkness that befalls bad people, the shadow that is cast upon evildoers as they're caught in the act, he is the Toothless Knight and he's coming to make the world a safer place for dragons and their trainers. Toothless didn't start out wanting to become a hero, but the isolation of being one of the last of his kind coupled with his newfound desire to make his trainer and friend Hiccup happy has caused Toothless to spring into action against those who spread injustice throughout the world. Beware villains, for you won't hear the Toothless Knight coming until it is too late...
Bring some animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this The Toothless Knight t-shirt by mdk7, and declare your love of dragons and dark knights at the same time!
It was the shot heard 'round the pop culture world, and the defendant Han claims it was all in self defense, but that weasley little Rodian knows better. He's rallying the people and getting his "Han Shot First" petition signed by any and all who believe in his cause, because background folks are sick and tired of being bullied by those main characters. Just because you have more screen time, are more likeable, and actually get to say more than three words in a movie doesn't mean you can go around blasting whoever you want! People get shot in wars, not while hanging around a cantina, so join the Rodian cause today and prevent these Solo related tragedies from happening all over the universe!
Bring a touch of intergalactic politics to your geeky wardrobe with this Rodian Petition t-shirt by Saqman, it's the fun way to show your support of an imaginary cause!
If thre's something strange in your neighborhood park who ya gonna call? Well, don't call Mordecai or Rigby, they're busy gaming and goofing off and they probably won't really want to help out anyway. You could call Skips, who will probably just hang up on you angrily, or Pops, who will be so happy you called he'll talk your ear off for half an hour, or you can cut to the chase and give Muscle Man a call. High Five Ghost is his best bud after all, so if any one can kindly inform him that he's scaring people with his ghostliness it's Mitch!
Bring some regular fun to your geeky wardrobe with this REGULAR GHOST? t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, and people will be high fiving you everywhere you go!
Wesen come in all shapes and sizes, but there's one kind you don't want to cross unless you're ready to leave the world of the living- the Blutbaden. They're the original lone wolves, the guys who love to howl at the moon and run with the pack, or at least they used to when they were free to be themselves in the old world. Now that they're forced to hide under a veil of normalcy they've discovered things about themselves that they never knew before, like they don't mind preying on other animals instead of humans, and they actually enjoy helping Grimms catch rogue Wesen, if only because it keeps them on the winning side...
Share your knowledge of the rare and mysterious Blutbad with this Loyal Friend Savage Foe t-shirt by Grady Graphics, and spread the word that some of them aren't so big and bad after all!
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When Gru purchased the Banana Stand from a particularly shifty fellow named Bluth he thought it would be a good way to keep the minions occupied while he worked on more important matters like stealing the moon or making the perfect taco cannon, but as it turns out the Banana Stand was a bad idea. The minions liked working there a little too much, but they didn't like the idea of trading their frozen banana treats for pieces of paper and shiny coins, so the Stand soon became a hotbed of minion revolution. Tempers flared, bananas began to fly, and little minions were arrested by the dozens, which interrupted the development of the Taco-Zooka 2000 and made Gru look like an awfully careless employer!
Add some deliciously geeky humor to your wardrobe with this Mini In The Banana Stand t-shirt by In Stank We Trust, it'll take your style from BeeBo to aklfjdaklsdjf
They're not the main characters, and they're well aware they were included in the film for comic relief, but they live in a frozen kingdom where there's very little to do so they were chomping at the bit to play any part they could in the production! Olaf was pretty much allowed to be himself, while Sven was told he should refrain from speaking English because the thought of a reindeer talking like a human might scare younger audiences, an idea he found ridiculous since the film featured a talking snowman! However, Elsa was the queen after all, and she has a wicked temper, so Sven kept his lines short and grunty, until filming was over for the day and he and Olaf could go back to being the most unlikely pair of best buds ever featured in an animated feature!
Friendship comes in all shapes, sizes and colors, just like this Vintage Icey Bromance t-shirt by Gilles Bone! Pick one up and keep your torso warm all winter long.
Mario was hired to clean out the pipes underneath some guy named Gru's super secret lair, so while he was down there he couldn't help but do a bit of snooping around. He discovered that little yellow beings called minions worked for Gru, helping him hatch a master plan to take over the world, and Mario found those minions to be so funny that he wanted to join in on their nonsense games. Mario dug around and came across a minion suit that fit him like a glove, so he slipped it on and felt the power of the minion coursing through his veins. He was suddenly extremely hungry for bananas, found that he spoke their strange language, and learned that the life of a minion isn't all laughter and gibberish- sometimes these little guys turn purple and wig out...
Happiness is wearing this Banana Power-Up t-shirt by DC Visual Arts while playing your favorite video game or watching your favorite animated movie, minion speak dictionary not included.
He's got a face only a mother could love, or at least we assume he does since he's always wearing that strange mask of his, but if you're looking for good looks you should look elsewhere, like to his gal pal Julie. But if you're looking for some serious muscle, someone who can crush those creeps keeping you up at night then the Maxx is defiintely your guy! He's so big and scary that just wearing his toothy masked visage on your shirt should help protect you from Mr. Gone and the Isz which are always around him, but if you're ever feeling trapped with nowhere else to turn remember there's always that outback in your mind...
Keep your torso protected at all times with this Maxx and Crossbones t-shirt by Dann Matthews, it's the fun way to show the world you like your comic books cerebral and surreal!
Since the show introduced the Showcase Showdown's current form in 1972 the value of the prizes have gone up considerably, and nowadays it's not uncommon for a contestant to walk away with a prize package valued at over twenty thousand dollars.