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A Strange Short Film About A Life Preserver Floating In A Sea Of Tires

Life preservers don't get to see as much action as fellow donut shaped objects, the car tires, but they stand out more because they're flashy and colorful yet utilitarian.

And if you ever lose your life preserver among thousands of discarded tires you'll be able to spot it in a second, just look for the bright orange ring bobbing along the surface of that rubber sea.

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Here's what Spanish artist Pejac has to say about his film "Heavy Sea":

The desolate images of environmental havoc seen here are real—no CGI, no Photoshop, no illusions. It’s a simple mixture of art direction and the scourge of human waste. ‘This project was actually born some years ago when I painted ‘Heavy Sea’, a water-colour artwork featuring a lifesaving ring in a sea of disused tires. Later, during a voyage abroad, just some months ago, I found myself in front of that very same landscape. It was a poetic nightmare made real.

-Via Laughing Squid

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Drunk Monkey With A Knife Threatens People Outside Bar In Brazil

Only a drunken buffoon would think it's a good idea to hand a knife to a wild animal, but for a monkey to swoop in and snatch up a butcher knife from a bar it's a brilliant idea

Witnesses in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil say this mad monkey came into the bar, drank a glass full of rum then grabbed a kitchen knife and started threatening the men in the bar, leaving the women alone.

Lt. Colonel Saul Laurentino of the local Fire department had this to say about the incident:

"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,"

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At least a monkey with a knife could work for tips, there's no appealing to a crab's sense of capitalism when he gets his claw on a knife!

-Via FAIL Nation

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People Who Accidentally Dressed Like Inanimate Objects

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Don't you hate it when you discover to your horror that you've accidentally dressed like an inanimate object?

It's even worse when your mean students call you out on your objectifying fashion sense, posting side-by-side comparison pics online for all to see.

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There 's something to be said for wearing clothes that appeal to a person's love of color, texture or pattern, but when the combination immediately makes them think of a tacky carpet you're doing fashion wrong.

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But hey, maybe your inanimate object inspired attire will earn you a cool new nickname, like Rita the Rug or Carpet Carrie!

See 11 People Who Accidentally Dressed Like Inanimate Objects here

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Polite Prankster Protects Students From Rain With Giant Patio Umbrella

Having to cross campus to get to class while it's pouring really sucks, especially when you know you're going to be stuck in class sporting soaking wet clothes and soggy shoes.

So imagine the students joy when Luke Donohue of LAHWF showed up and escorted them to class under a giant patio umbrella he snagged from Starbucks, proving he's the kindest prankster of all time.

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I'm surprised more college students don't resort to appropriating those giant umbrellas when it's all wet outside!

-Via Guff

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These Comics Prove Cooking Is Basically Impossible

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A good cook will often take their culinary skills for granted, because they most likely learned to cook when they were young and can't remember what it's like to feel lost in the kitchen.

On the other hand, those who seriously can't cook see the skill as some kind of high level wizardry, and when they try to do anything more than boil a pot of water the skill of cooking seems impossible.

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But if they can figure out which ingredients taste good together, and the amount of time and temperature needed to safely cook it all, you may one day manage to make a decent meal!

Just remember this- it's all about the ingredients, so choose wisely...

(Comic Via For Lack Of A Better Comic)

See 6 Comics That Prove Cooking Is Basically Impossible here

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The 50 Egg Roll Challenge

Certain cylindrical foods are a big hit with the competitive eating crowd because they're easy to chomp down by the dozen, but I can't recall ever seeing an eating contest involving egg rolls.

On one hand they seem like they'd be fairly easy to eat, and tasty enough to keep the eater going, but the fact that they're deep fried makes them seem like a heart attack inducing choice for an eating challenge.

Well, nobody has ever accused "Megatoad" Matt Stonie of being a health nut!

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-Via Laughing Squid

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The Truth About The Deadpool Movie

Deadpool proved he has what it takes to make lots of moolah as a leading man when his movie Deadpool made over 130 million dollars on its opening weekend, making some people wonder what's so great about that masked merc Deadpool.

But as this comic by Julia Lepetit of Dorkly proves Deadpool is less about the character Deadpool and more about the actor Ryan Reynolds' rise from the ashes of the Green Lantern fiasco...or maybe it's just a super cool superhero flick about Deadpool.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

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Six Of The Most Embarrassing Historical Artifacts Ever Discovered

When archaeologists uncover historical artifacts they're hopeful their find will be noteworthy and tied to a well known figure or civilization, or at very least something they can be proud to share with the world.

But dedicating your life to archaeology means sometimes you dig up King Tut's mummified erection instead of his treasure, and your important discovery is a bit embarrassing to announce to the public.

However, archaeologists know amazing discoveries are surrounded by hundreds of crappy ones, and the trick is recognizing the well used toilet seat from the Roman Empire you found near Hadrian's Wall in Northern England as the diamond in the dung that it is!

See The 6 Most Embarrassing Historical Artifacts Ever Discovered at Cracked (Contains NSFW material)

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Kanye West's Craziest Tweets

These days Kanye West is known less for his "music" and more for his utter lunacy, and it's anybody's guess whether the whole thing is just a cry for attention or simply the result of fame taking a toll on his mental health.

If Kanye wants people to take him seriously ever again in his lifetime he should probably stop posting all those crazy Tweets and cancel his social media accounts!

But if you're a fan of Twitter based comedy then you'll be hard pressed to find any Tweeter nuttier, zanier or more madcap than Kanye West, he's like the (insert crazy comedian's name here) of our time!

See the 25 Craziest Kanye West Tweets Ever here

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The Official Disney Movie Matrix

When people get tired of creating content about alternate princess costumes or easter eggs found in Disney films they resort to formulating opinion based pieces that start all sorts of arguments.

The Official Disney Movie Matrix is one of those opinion based, argument inducing pieces.

Now that you've taken a look at the way Willie Muse and Amir Khan ranked and classified some of your favorite Disney films you've probably got a few bones to pick with them.

Why did they relegate The Black Cauldron to the bottom left corner when it's clearly belongs on an entirely different matrix labeled "awesomest of all Disney films"?

Why is Lilo & Stitch sitting squarely in the middle when it's totally out of this world? And Hunchback of Notre Dame is "genuinely great" while Fox And The Hound is "not your favorite" and "doesn't hold up"? Poppycock!

-Via College Humor

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Why It's Better To Cut Off The Comb-Over And Embrace Being Bald

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The comb-over is the last bastion of the bald(ing) and desperate who refuse to accept their hair loss and think that by sweeping strands across their bare pate they're effectively conceal the baldness.

Some guys go bald and that's okay, and guys who see the comb-over as a hairstyle are on the borderline of acceptable, but if you think you're fooling the world with your comb-over think again.

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And when a toupée seems like a better option than the windswept shape you brush your hair into every morning it's probably time to head to the barbershop and tell 'em to give you the friar tuck.

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See Someone Needs To Tell These 12 Men That Their Comb Overs Are Not Doing It For Them here

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We Can Barely Contain Our Excitement About These Bear Themed T-Shirts!

Bears are the big, burly and sometimes scary critters we humans love with a passion, and even though they haven't totally made up their minds about us we can't get enough of them!

No matter what kind of animal makes your spirit soar there's a shirt that shows off your wild side available at the NeatoShop, home of the most hair raising designs on the 'Net!

Bears come in all shapes, sizes and colors

Coolest Bears On Earth by Tobe Fonseca

And whether they're monochromatic and super lazy

The Pandas Are Sleeping by Japu

Or colorful and full of magical bear energy

Electric Bear by Qetza

Bears are absolutely the coolest!

Ice Cream Bearstack by HelloTwinsies

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An Interactive Guide To 79 Different Styles Of Beer

The craft beer revolution is in full swing, and there are so many types of beer out there that some of them sound made up, leaving those who thought they knew their beer feeling a bit befuddled.

But as you'll discover when you visit the interactive visual guide to Beer Styles at CraftBeer.com there are many different shades, degrees of opacity and flavors of beer out there, from the dark and roasty stout to the lightly colored yet cloudy sour.

The image above is just a small sampling of the 79 styles featured on their Beer Styles page, with a brief description available when you hover over each image, or click in to get the full scoop on each style of beer.

With a little help from this nearly exhaustive guide you'll know what to order next time you're faced with a row of taps at the bar. Hoppy days are here again!

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Have You Seen This Muppet? Her Name Is Skeeter, Last Seen In 1991

Some of the main stars of The Muppet Show had their backstory expanded when they were shown as babies during a flashback scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan, and then those Muppet Babies got their own cartoon show.

Jim Henson's Muppet Babies further expanded the Muppet lore and showed us why Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Gonzo and the rest of the gang are such close friends.

But there was one cute little Muppet who disappeared right after Muppet Babies went off the air in 1991- Scooter's twin sister Skeeter.

Skeeter was cute, bubbly and much bolder than Scooter, an empowering figure for little girls who was never seen outside of that animated nursery.

So why was Skeeter resigned to the animated realm, denied that signature fleece and foam Muppet body she deserves?

Read Her Name Was Skeeter: The Mystery Of The Missing Muppet at mental_floss

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38 Colorful Slang Terms From Colonial Times

For some the English language already has way too many "vulgar" terms, but those of us who like a bit of colorful language in our lives are always on the lookout for new entries to add to our book of bad words.

People in Colonial times used all kinds of smutty slang terms like crinkum crankum, apple dumpling shop and twiddle-diddles that sound pretty classy when compared to the coarse terms we use for those body parts today.

And thanks to Francis Grose's book Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence, which was first published in 1811 and is now available in its entirety via Project Gutenberg, we can talk trash like they did in the olden days.

Read The 38 Most Amazing Vulgar Slang Terms From Colonial Times here

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The Most Hardcore Way To Shred An Electric Guitar

Legendary guitarists don't use industrial machinery to shred on guitar, but Auguie Henry of SSI Shredding Systems, who never got to live out his rock 'n' roll dreams, prefers to let the Dual-Shear Shredders do all the shredding for him.

For Auguie, the sound of an electric guitar being shredded by the whirling Dual-Shear blades is the sweetest rock ballad he will ever play.

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Watching this video may result in feelings of nausea and dizziness if you love guitars, but you've gotta appreciate the efficiency of their shredding machine!

-Via Laughing Squid

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5 Tolkien Villains Too Big For The Big Screen

The works of J.R.R. Tolkien have yet to be fully adapted for the big screen, and even though Peter Jackson's films delivered a few dozen hours of material from Tolkien's stories lots of great content and characters haven't made it into the movies.

Some of the biggest and baddest villains in Tolkien's lore, such as Morgoth, the first Dark Lord, or Ungoliant, mother of all giant spiders in Middle Earth, were featured in The Silmarillion, a posthumous collection put together by Christopher Tolkien that many see as the prequel to The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings.

Morgoth will definitely make his way onto the big screen if an adaptation of The Silmarillion is ever made, and when he does we may get to see his dragon Ancalagon the Black in action.

Ancalagon was so large and fearsome it was said he could "blot out the sun from miles away", and when he died his fallen body was responsible for destroying a volcanic mountain range, which led to the destruction of the northwestern portion of Middle-Earth.

Something tells me that sequence will be done in CGI...

See 5 Tolkien Villains Too Intense For The Big Screen here

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Florida Teen Bluffs His Way Into Being A Doctor By Opening His Own Medical Clinic

Many kids who grew up in the 80s and 90s dreamed of becoming a young doctor like Doogie Howser, because he made the whole thing look so cool. But there's a reason most doctors have to go through nearly a decade of schooling before the lives of patients are put into their capable hands, and that's because untrained doctors can lead to untimely deaths. However, those thoughts never entered 18-year-old Malachi Love-Robinson's mind when he set up the New Birth New Life Medical Center and Urgent Care LLC in Palm Beach, Florida. His bio at the website says,

Dr. Malachi A. Love-Robinson is a a well rounded professional that treats, and cares for patients, using a system of practice that bases treatment of physiological functions and abnormal conditions on natural laws governing the human body. Dr Love-Robinson utilizes physiological, psychological, and mechanical methods, such as air, water, light, heat, earth, phototherapy, food and herb therapy, psychotherapy, electrotherapy, physiotherapy, mechanotherapy, naturopathic corrections and manipulation, and natural methods or modalities, together with natural medicines, natural processed foods, and herbs and nature’s remedies.

Not only did he set up the website, he was also seeing patients! According to the Charlotte Observer, the Florida Department of Health sent him a cease-and-desist order, but Love-Robinson continued to practice.

The health department called the Sheriff’s Office and members of the Palm Beach Narcotics Task Force to investigate. They sent in an undercover officer. After that officer received a medical exam and advice from the young doctor, they arrested him.

Last year, Love-Robinson was briefly detained by West Palm Beach police after he was found wandering around St. Mary’s Medical Center wearing a doctor’s coat and interacting with patients. Kent said Love-Robinson, then 17, was in his office and introduced himself as an anesthesiologist, but Kent became suspicious because of Love-Robinson’s youthful looks.

The teenager’s grandfather said it was a big misunderstanding, and that Love-Robinson never claimed to be a medical doctor, just a holistic doctor, for which he had online degrees. Now Love-Robinson has been arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license, and with any luck Malachi will get to play doctor again...with his cellmate!

-Via The Daily What

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Dax And Kristen Do Africa

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell are one of those Hollywood couples who like to share their love with the world, appearing alongside each other in everything from commercials to big budget movies.

And while it may seem a bit sappy at times their partnership is also enviable, sharing the spotlight and helping each other shine.

But they are both actors after all, and sometimes they don't know how to shut off that star power and just enjoy a trip abroad, which results in the creation of "projects" like this ridiculous music video called "Africa".

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They said their "sole objective was to rage hard and honor Toto properly." Mission accomplished famous folks!

-Via FAIL Blog

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The Dos And Don'ts Of Funeral Etiquette

With virtually every death comes the funeral service, where people get together to bid the dearly departed farewell and hopefully get a bit of closure from the whole experience.

But these memorial gatherings also make people feel mighty anxious, as they wonder what to wear, who to bring, and whether they should attend if they're of a different faith.

As a rule the dress code is conservative and earth toned, you should bring kids because they'll brighten spirits at the service, and out of respect for the dead you should leave your religious hangups at home.

Read 9 Dos And Don'ts Of Funeral Etiquette at mental_floss

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A Hilarious And Honest Review Of Tetris

Believe it or not, there are actually gamers out there who have never played Tetris, and for their sake someone needs to deliver an honest and trustworthy review of the game so n00bs know what they're getting into.

But Video game vlogger Darkk Mane is definitely the wrong man for the job because, for one thing, he keeps calling the game "Teetris".

It's like come on, how are you going to review a game if you can't even read the title? (NSFW due to language)

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Man, if this review had come out back in 1984 Tetris might not have made it out of the Soviet Union!

-Via Laughing Squid

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What Is That Small Pocket On Your Jeans Meant To Hold?

It's something most wearers take for granted, and something we all use to hold different things, but when asked few people actually know the intended use for that little pocket on your jeans.

We know it's handy for holding change, loose keys, packs of gum and lighters, but what did Levi Strauss actually intend jeans wearers to do with that tiny pocket?

Well, back in 1873 when jeans first came out most men carried pocket watches, and that little pocket is where the timepiece was meant to be held, for easy access while working.

-Via Esquire

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Project Offers People A Chance To Anonymously Message Their First Love

It's hard to forget your first love, especially if they're the "one that got away" or, adversely, the one that you ran away from after a messy breakup, and most of us leave that first relationship with some unspoken sentiments.

Whether these sentiments are good or bad most exes have a burning desire to speak their mind after a breakup, so artist Röra Blue is giving them the chance to have their say with the #UnsentProject.

Röra turns unspoken sentiments people submit to her, plus the color the sender associates with their first love, into small notes she sticks up around town.

Now the exes can have their say without having to face their first loves, and the world can share a smile about the time they felt the same way about someone they once loved.

-Via Dose

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Preacher Rails Against The Satanic Wickedness Of Wonder Showzen

Once upon a time MTV aired a twisted satirical kiddie show called Wonder Showzen, which featured puppets doing inappropriate things, on the spot interviews that made people angry, and overdubbed clips from old kids shows like Vegetable Soup.

Wonder Showzen was obviously meant for adults and was cancelled after its second season about 10 years ago, but that didn't stop pastor Daniel Castle from condemning the show for being a gateway drug to Satan addiction.

It seems pastor Castle thinks that quaint little MTV show was the real deal, and he's not gonna stand by and watch the youth of America be "spiritually exploited" by one the most evil shows ever made.

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"I've got the spirit in me, and it's yummy in my tummy" Now I see why pastor Castle took the show so seriously...

-Via Dangerous Minds

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This Dog's Scream Is Worse Than His Bite

This is Cody, isn't that a cute name for a scruffy little dog?

Cody is a seemingly ordinary animal when he's running around playing with his fellow pets, but when Cody opens his maw he lets out a scream that sounds like something you'd hear in a horror movie.

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Some dogs will do anything to fetch their human's attention, but Cody's methods are a bit ruff on the ears, and the nerves!

-Via Boing Boing

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The Trippiest Cat Video On The Internet

The internet was built upon the backs of hard working cats who let themselves be filmed, photographed, dressed up and harassed for the sake of human amusement.

And because of our fascination with cat videos we search, and sometimes actually stumble upon, a cat video that's like no other we've ever seen.

Viaje al cielo de los gatos, which roughly translates to "a trip to cat heaven", is one of those videos...or is it?

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Turns out this isn't an ordinary cat video, it's a segment from the rarely seen 1964 film The Three Lives Of Thomasina, where Thomasina gets a taste of heaven before being sent back because she has eight more lives to go.

It may predate the internet by three decades, but it's definitely the trippiest cat video I've ever seen online!

(Terrible quality video with original English voice over here)

-Via Dangerous Minds

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Rich Old Dude Surfer Gang Is Terrorizing A Los Angeles Beach

As we get older some of us put our roughneck ways behind us and try to live a more peaceful life, while others seem to get more violent and aggressive in their later years.

One particularly feisty gang of old dudes in Los Angeles are fighting to keep their beach local, giving Southern California surf culture a bad name.

People who try to surf Lunada Bay in Palos Verdes Estates are encountering a gang of rich guys calling themselves the "Bay Boys" who pick fights with anyone they don't want surfing their beach.

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It may sound like the plot of a cheesy 80s movie, but this harassment has been going on since at least 1996, with assault charges filed against a few of the "Bay Boys" over the years.

And last May this localism lunacy was caught on video by Rory Carroll and Noah Smith of The Guardian, who came out to find their car egged with "kooks" written in surf wax on the windows.

Read more about A Rich Old Dude Surfer Gang Is Terrorizing A Los Angeles Beach here

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Son Tosses Eggs To Unsuspecting Mom Who Proves She's A Real Catch

Mothers and sons have a special kind of bond, one that can be a bit creepy but more often than not is just an endless source of brattiness for them both.

Sons cruelly torture the woman who gave birth to them, and in turn moms have carte blanche when it comes to dishing out payback, which sometimes goes on until they both have egg on their faces.

But the guy in this video isn't sadistic when it comes to pranking his mother, he's just trying to keep her on her toes by tossing a raw egg her way every once in a while...for over a year.

Luckily, she's got mighty quick reflexes! (Barely NSFW due to language)

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Something tells me she's not a big fan of scrambled eggs...

-Via Daily Mail

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Common Myths We Were Taught To Believe About Cars

It's hard to believe that we've been driving automobiles for over a hundred years, and yet some people still don't know how to check their oil, replace an air filter or, worst of all, pump their own gas.

However if you believe any of the 15 Common Myths You Were Taught To Believe About Cars then your misunderstanding is forgiven, because even savvy automobile enthusiasts believe some of these myths.

Think a bigger engine block is safer in a front-end collision? That giant hunk of steel will shift back towards the driver just like a small block in an accident.

Think convertibles are more dangerous than regular cars?

While that used to be true, the convertibles of today have to adhere to strict safety standards, and many models feature roll bars that protect a passenger's head in case of a rollover.

And speaking of pumping gas- did you know getting in and out of your car while at the pump can generate unsafe levels of static electricity? Don't risk your life, just wait until you're done pumping before you get back in your car!

Read 15 Common Myths You Were Taught To Believe About Cars here

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Hasbro And Marvel Have Teamed Up To Make Cosplay Dreams Come True

Not everyone has the time, artistic talent or dedication to make show accurate costumes and accessories when they feel like cosplaying, and up until recently that meant buying good looking props at a premium.

But now Marvel Comics and Hasbro have teamed up to make all of our superheroic cosplay dreams come true by releasing an incredibly detailed, totally accurate and actually affordable line of accessories.

Both Captain America's shield and Iron Man's helmet will sell for $100 each, which is a small price to pay when you consider some prop builders charge hundreds for props that don't quite have the right look.

Many of the accessories in the line are modeled after, if not cast straight from, the props used in the current Marvel movies, so saying they're spot on is an understatement.

And imagine all the oohs and aahs you'll hear when you detach the face mask from Iron Man's helmet and let everyone get a peek inside!

-Via Toyland

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