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Run Forrest Run - A Rotten Retelling Of A Timeless Tale


Run Forrest Run by Inner Coma Clothing Co.

In an alternate timeline to the well known Gump saga Forrest found himself pursued by the slavering undead, who were hungry for his very special brains. However, the zombies could do no more than walk so Forrest started to run, and soon the legend of the guy who ran from rotting corpses preceded him as he dashed across the country. There were no Bubba Gump shrimps, nor any ping pong playing or presedential meetings, in this alternative take on the Forrest saga, just a whole lot of people dying and Forrest forever running for his life!

Bring home this Run Forrest Run t-shirt by Inner Coma Clothing Co. and you'll become a geeky legend in your own mind!

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Me So Hungry - Even Hannibal Lecter Is Good For A Laugh


Me So Hungry by Tom Trager

If there's one thing Hannibal detests it's a t-shirt with a slogan on the front, and his highbrow sensibilities make those people seem mighty unpalatable. He has eaten his fair share of scumbags, murderers, rapists and radio DJs but just the thought of eating a person who sports slogan t-shirts makes him shiver with disgust. It's the Lecter equivalent of eating at McDonald's, and the only nightmare he ever had where he woke up feeling frightened!

Spread maniacal grins wherever you go with this Me So Hungry t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's one deliciously funny tee!

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Timey Wimey Trouble - Tenth Degree Animation


Timey Wimey Trouble by TeeKetch

In next week's thrilling conclusion to "Timey Wimey Trouble" we find The Doctor and his companion Rose stuck in a dimension made by The Master, played by screen legend Johnny Vegas. Can the Doctor use his sonic screwdriver to disable the horde of maniacal cybermen heading their way? Will Rose ever find a restroom? And has The Master developed a drinking problem? All these questions and more will be answered in next week's episode of Mr. Timelord, don't blink or you'll miss it!

Add some timeless geekiness to your wardrobe with this Timey Wimey Trouble t-shirt by TeeKetch, and let the allons-y flow!

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Freddy Scare Bear Super Minion Bros Eternal Hunter First Rule

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Luna's Haunting Trapeze Act - The Girl Who Lived With Ghosts


Luna's Haunting Trapeze Act by PolySciGuy

Luna Lovegood left her mansion and went for a stroll one day, careful to bring her parasol with her in case she should run in to a spot of weather. Along the way she saw dementors lurking in the haunted woods, vampires rising from their graves and a ghastly ghoul searching for some fresh meat, but nothing could compare to what she found lurking in the lake. Harry Potter himself would have died of fright at the sight of that tentacled terror, but Luna knew that all she needed to do was keep her balance and wait until her buggy arrived...

Bring some geeky mashup fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Luna's Haunting Trapeze Act by PolySciGuy, it's one heck of a fun ride!

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Bad To The Bone - Faceless And Fancy Free


Bad To The Bone by Rocky Davies

Prince Adam's alter ego may be more of a man, but Skeletor has swagger and a bad attitude, which makes him totally bad to the bone! He's Eternia's original rock god, a skull faced screamer who knows how to make the kiddies bang their heads. There may be other masters of rock in the universe, but if you're looking for someone who can keep playing forever then you gotta go with Sir Skeletor and the Evil Horde!

Add some geeky edge to your wardrobe with this Bad To The Bone t-shirt by Rocky Davies, it's pure heavy metal magic!

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Welcome To The Jungle Eye Of The Tiger Hungry Like The Wolf

Melt With You

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Traditional Monsters - The Legend Who Caught Them All


Traditional Monsters by Alberto Arni

The early history of pocket monster training is a bit of a mystery to those who don't live on the islands where the mysterious creatures originated. But in the beginning there was a naturalist and explorer named Satoshi who noticed that strange looking creatures were battling in the woods, evolving with every victory. Satoshi constructed a ball made out of bamboo and reeds, and one fateful day he caught a monster in his ball and put the whole thing in his pocket...

Catch a geeky history lesson with this Traditional Monsters t-shirt by Alberto Arni, and watch your fellow fans light up when they see you wearing this cool shirt!

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Wilson! Street Chu Minion Fiction You What?

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Bohemian Aliens - Will Play For Reese's Pieces


Bohemian Aliens by Burgernator

They came together as the oddest quartet ever formed in the history of rock and roll, but when they let their voices unravel the rhapsody the entire galaxy came along for the ride. Even though Gordon and Xeno had a checkered past their musical talent made the universe cry for their forgiveness, and even those who lost a limb or a furry family member while fighting them in an intergalactic war loved their music. Their shows were extraterrestrial extravaganzas, until a Hutt took over as their manager and made ALF the star of the show...

Rock or rock not, there is no try with this Bohemian Aliens t-shirt by Burgernator covering your torso, it'll turn you into a funny force to be reckoned with!

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Robin The Fellowship Modern Zombie Don't Stop Meow

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A Field Guide To The People You'll Meet At Summer Music Festivals

Attending a summer music festival is a great way to meet some of your fellow fans, get a sunburn with a story behind it, and generally romp around outdoors to live music.

But if you’re going to take in a show this summer you should probably grab a field guide first, so you can identify all the kooks you’ll encounter as the band plays on.

Illustrator and people watcher Robert Brown created these colorful entries for the 7 People You’ll Encounter At Summer Music Festivals, including that sweaty love machine that's waaaay too into jam bands and soft textures:


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Playing Super Smash Bros. From A First Person Perspective

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When you play a video game like Super Smash Bros. you generally don’t think about the ramifications of your actions, after all the game stars wacky characters brawling in a virtual space.

However, if your actions were made real, and you could see yourself punching a cute little Kirby from a first person perspective, how would you feel about all that smashing then?

(YouTube Link)

The film nerds at SoKrispyMedia created this fun short film that shows what it'll look like to battle the superstars of the video game world while wearing a VR headset, with player one as Mario.

-Via Dorkly


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The Lies That Movies Tell Us, Chloroform Edition

According to pop culture the chemical known as chloroform is a real knockout- just apply it to a rag and cover someone’s mouth and nose with it and blamo! Your subject is out cold, waking up a little groggy but otherwise okay.

This wonder chemical seems like the perfect way to put your way too drunk friend down for a spell so the party can rage on, so why isn’t chloroform in every household in America?

Because Hollywood has been lying to us all, as you will discover in The Lies That Movies Tell Us, Chloroform edition by Zamboni Grenade and Hamilton 100.

It's a painfully drawn out way to make a point, but it'll show you what you're in for if you ever try to chloroform your buddy! (Don't try to chloroform anyone, it can kill them)

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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Bringing A Very Special Corvette Back From The Dead

The car in this picture might not look like more than a pile of metal junk waiting to be scrapped, but the General Motors Company paid a whole lotta money to restore this junker.

That’s because this is no ordinary car, it’s the one millionth Chevy Corvette ever made, one of the rarest Corvettes in the world.

The white 1992 Corvette was damaged when a sinkhole opened up under the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky, so the technicians and craftspeople at the General Motors Design Center are now working their magic to bring the car back from the dead.

The restoration project is scheduled to be completed by September, and even though the one millionth is hogging all the glory a few other rare Corvettes rescued from the sinkhole are getting fixed up too.

See photos of the restoration process at Esquire


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Fashion's Funniest Instagram Account

People often assume that models don’t have a very good sense of humor, an opinion which is reinforced by their blank “modely” expressions and the fact that most models don’t act all bubbly and cheerful in public.

But if you want to see a model’s wild side you have to look at their social media accounts, because that’s where some models, like Tilda Linstam, let it all hang out.

Tilda’s Instagram account is full of funny pics (keeping in mind that funny is subjective), and she's out to prove that models can travel the world, pose for a living and still find time to pose for silly pics. (Some pics NSFW-ish)

See more pics from fashion's funniest Instagram here


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These 30 Fun Fantasy T-Shirts Are Magically Delightful!

Fantasy doesn't have to be all bloody battles and dark intrigue, there are plenty of ways to have fun in a magical world of fantasy, although you should probably keep a battleaxe and a few spells handy just in case.

It's a good idea to get your magical gear at the NeatoShop, where you'll find thousands of fantastic designs and free worldwide shipping on orders over $75!

People think the fantasy genre began with Tolkien

Tolkien On Pipeweed by Grafx-Guy

But it existed well before he took up the pen and sent the Baggins boys on their epic journeys

Straight Out Tha Shire by Aaron Morales

Fantasy originated in fairy tales

Fairy Bow by Purrdemonium

Where we first got a taste of a fantastic and magical place not unlike our own

Between Two Worlds by Olipop

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Charge - Gotta Plug 'Em All In!


Charge by Donnie

Since Pika spends much of his time trapped inside that pokeball people rarely get to see how he recharges his energy blast. Some believe he eats a special pocket monster pellet that energizes him, others think he naturally recharges during sleep, but the truth is Pika plugs into a standard socket just like any electrical device! This method of plugging in is mighty convenient when you have to keep him charged up during battles, and his tail fits into every kind of wall socket on Earth so there's no need for a conversion kit!

Bring the powerful force of Chu to your geeky wardrobe with this Charge t-shirt by Donnie, it's sure to spark some conversations with your fellow poke fans!

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Wake Up Donnie Smoke Mini Theory The Little Nightmare The Legend Of Minilink

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Is It Serious Doctor? - As The Worm Turns


Is It Serious Doctor? by Wirdou

Doctor Applestein had seen a lot of scary and strange things during his career as a produce general practitioner, but when Harvey Appleson came in with a severe stomach ache the Doc's life changed forever. It seems that Harvey had caught a parasite while out touring Granny Smith's garden, and the hungry fiend was slowly eating its way out of his core...

Bring a fresh sense of humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Is It Serious Doctor? t-shirt by Wirdou, it's sure to appeal to those who enjoy a crisp apple joke every now and then.

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Atom Relationships Alpha Mail He Loves You, I Swear! The Water Molecule

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Bottle Caps Fever - Better Than The Pip Boy Plague!


Bottle Caps Fever by Olipop

Ever since the bombs fell and blighted the Earth people have found themselves infected with all kinds of fevers, from the radioactive rattles to the super mutant shakes to the dreaded Deathclaw drips, but nothing had affected quite as many people as bottle cap fever. People were so hooked on collecting that cannery currency that even nuclear fallout wasn't enough to keep them from scavenging the wastes. And once the news that Sunset Sarsparilla was giving away a massive mystery prize to those who collected enough Star bottle caps people started leaving their vaults in droves to dig up some caps!

Cash in some post-apocalyptic currency for this Bottle Caps Fever by Olipop, it's the easiest way to collect smiles from your fellow Fallout fans.

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Imperial Initiative Kodamax Daddy Travel Agent Catrina Greetings From San Fransokyo V2

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Mars Attacks - Wascally Warriors From Another World


Mars Attacks by Nemons

Humans had lived in fear of an alien invasion for years, but when the day arrived and the Earth was beset by bantering beings from Mars nobody had any idea the whole affair would be so SILLY! The aliens spoke in a bizarre language that just sounded like a bunch of Ack noises, but their leader spoke in a perfectly genteel manner as if he'd lived on Earth his whole life. He called himself Marvin, and if that wasn't enough to embarrass him straight off our planet he led the attack against the Earthlings while wearing an oversized helmet and Roman-esque battle skirt! Screwy, ain't he?!

Bring some animated awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Mars Attacks t-shirt by Nemons, it's one out of this world mashup that's sure to make people smile!

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Dragon Racing Prime's Autoshop Vizier Speaks I Am Metal

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Dr. Whomer - What's A TAR-D'oh!


Dr. Whomer by Brinkerhoff

Ever since Homer had purchased that old coat, hat, striped scarf and sonic doohickey at the local flea market his life had changed for the better. He discovered that jelly beans made a more than suitable replacement for Duff beer, the sonic thingy got him out of all kinds of binds, and people had taken to calling him The Doctor. He felt like a Lord, which meant it was only a matter of time before he made a major blunder and mucked the whole thing up!

Show the world you have a uniquely geeky sense of style with this Dr. Whomer t-shirt by Brinkerhoff, it's a new cartoon classic!

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What Would You Like To Do Now? - The Cooking Game


What Would You Like To Do Now? by Pacalin

Walter has been feeling a bit lost since his show went off the air, so instead of breaking bad habits he was starting to develop a few new ones. First he found himself addicted to video games, especially those where you can choose to play as a criminal, and then he found playing a video game wasn't enough. He called Saul in to hire a team of game developers who would help him create an epic adventure game called HEISENBERG, but the development was taking too long. Seeking a way to make his modelers, animators, programmers and playtesters work through the night he turned to those magical crystals known as Blue Sky...

Kick it like an old school gangsta with this What Would You Like To Do Now? t-shirt by Pacalin, and show the world you have some serious game!

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Game Over, Little Dude Star Women Super Meat Boy Gliding O'er All

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Shingeki No Kyojin- Pika Version - Gotta Kill 'Em All...Before They Eat You!


Shingeki No Kyojin- Pika Version by Berserk7

When Ash arrived in Shinganshina he thought he was coming to compete in another regular old pocket monster tournament, but then they told him that he wouldn't be able to leave since the city was beseiged by giant monsters called Titans. This made Ash a little scared, but Pika ensured him they could battle their way out of the city if need be so everything would be okay. And then a giant grinning monster broke through the wall, and Pika watched in horror as Ash was picked up and swallowed whole...

Bring some animated danger to your geeky wardrobe with this Shingeki No Kyojin- Pika Version by Berserk7, and battle the forces of boring fashion!

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The Notorious Yellow Killer Shark Attack AWESOME BEARD

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Woody Harrelson's Father Was A Hitman

Woody Harrelson has great range as an actor, able to convincingly play a farmboy from Indiana one minute and a full blown psychopathic killer the next.

They say inspiration often stems from our life experiences, and if Woody had known his father was a hitman it might have helped his acting career.

But Woody's dad left to live the hood life when he was seven years old, and Woody didn’t learn the truth about his dad until many years later, when he heard news on the radio about the murder trial of one Charles V. Harrelson.

Read more about Woody Harrelson’s Hitman Father at mental_floss


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A Photographic Trip Inside The Blade Runner Model Shop

Blade Runner is a groundbreaking science fiction film based on the groundbreaking Philip K. Dick novel Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, and when the film adaptation was released in 1982 it changed the face of sci-fi forever.

Even though Blade Runner didn’t live up to expectations at the box office, this techno-noir thriller set new standards for sci-fi special effects thanks to the master model makers who brought Syd Mead’s concept art to life.

A gallery was recently uploaded to Imgur by minicity featuring rare photos from inside the Blade Runner Model Shop, showing the model makers hard at work on their amazing props, including the iconic Spinner police car.

-Via MakeZine


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Bass Heavy Sound System Destroys A Bag Of Chips

If you’re walking home from the convenience store, with a bag of chips for later, and you hear a car with a bass heavy audio system drawing near you’d better clear the sidewalk or risk a bag blowout.

Because this video by Steve Meades Design proves, a booming system can obliterate a bag of chips (and your eardrums) in just a few seconds. (Contains NSFW language)

(YouTube Link)

Steve created this video to demonstrate the raw bass power of their “Tremendous Bass 118” custom sound system, but it's also a reminder that walking around a city full of booming systems with an unopened bag of chips is dangerous!

-Via Laughing Squid

We dish up more neat food posts at the Neatolicious blog

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Kong Fury - Back In Time To Go Bananas


Kong Fury by Boggs Nicolas

He was a gorilla with a grudge, a guy they used to call Donkey who was tired of tossing barrels all day for a fistful of bananas. It was time for Kong to do something about the filth in this world, time to time travel to another time and kill the all time worst villain since time immemorial- the crocofuhrer Adolf K. Rool. Can Kong jump kick and roundhouse punch his way through K. Rool's freaky forces? And will he ever be able to forget the look on Diddy Dragon's face as he was hacked in half by a kremling ninja? Maybe after a few dozen banana daiquiris...

Kick the forces of boring fashion right in the face with this Kong Fury t-shirt by Boggs Nicolas, it's the funniest mashup this side of Miami!

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That Cute Face Training To Go Blue- Goku Tacoraptor Dude, That's My Helmet!

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A Lion Mind - A Little Light Reading Before Tyrion Turns In


A Lion Mind by C0y0te7

The people of Westeros say House Lannister chose a lion because it eats its young, or because they feel like the superior predators in a land full of lambs, but they really chose the lion because lions are regal and not likely to play games. Their position as one of the greatest Houses in Westeros is undisputed, and yet the nobility associated with a lion seems to have completely escaped the family ever since that royal pain Joffrey assumed the Iron Throne...

Wear this A Lion Mind t-shirt by C0y0te7 and you'll be saying "Hear Me Roar!" to the world!

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TreeForce The Mountain Mamma Miaaa! Flower Power Fire Ball

Blue Shell Attack

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Videos Revealing Every Change Made To The Original Star Wars Trilogy

George Lucas caught a lot of flak from fans when he decided to add a bunch of CGI scenes to the original Star Wars trilogy.

He caught even more heat when he decided to do away with the original versions in favor of his updated editions, leaving future generations thinking Jabba looks like this:

(Image Link)

Unless you’ve scrutinized all three versions of the original trilogy you probably didn’t catch all the changes Lucas introduced into each film, because there are so many it's hard to keep track of them all.

(YouTube Link)

Film fan Marcelo Zuniga has created a set of exhaustive side-by-side comparison videos showing all the changes made to the original trilogy, including the updated Hutt horror.

(YouTube Link)

See Every Change Ever Made To The Original Star Wars Trilogy here


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Pippi Longstocking Is Back, And This Time She's Dishing Out Crimson Justice

Pippi Longstocking is a redheaded powerhouse in pigtails, and although she looks a bit like the Wendy’s girl her superhuman strength and self sufficiency prove she's not your average nine-year-old.

And yet she has been left by the wayside in the world of pop culture, deemed outdated and unworthy of a reboot in an age when they’re making movies about everything from board games to sharknadoes.

(YouTube Link)

Thankfully Clint Howard and Funny Or Die heard our pleas for a newfangled Pippi reboot, and he wants to bring Milla Jovovich on board to play a grown up Pippi in Pippi Longstocking: Crimson Justice. Sounds like a worthy reboot to me!

-Via Nerdist


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Scare Your Kids Into Learning The ABCs With David Lynch's The Alphabet

Sometimes it’s hard to teach kids their ABCs and make the lesson stick, since they have a hard time remembering all 26 letters of the alphabet much less the rest of that cute little song.

Kids need something to help them visualize each letter, imprinting it in their minds for life, and what better way to leave a permanent mark than with a bit of terror?

(Vimeo Link)

David Lynch created the perfect video tool for teaching your kids the ABCs back in 1968, the appropriately entitled experimental film The Alphabet.

Blending surreal animation with nightmarish visuals and a “catchy soundtrack” that features the sound of David Lynch’s daughter crying, The Alphabet is a visualization of a time when Lynch's wife's niece "was having a bad dream one night and was saying the alphabet in her sleep in a tormented way."

Looks like she was learning her ABCs the Lynch way- through her nightmares!

-Via reddit


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The Most WTF Inducing Bosses In Video Games

Bosses are generally the most iconic characters in a video game, and whether players succeed in taking them down, or lose a life trying, they’re not likely to forget those foul faces anytime soon.

Games that feature prominent boss battles can sometimes feature the most bizarre character designs for these big baddies, which games like Batman:Arkham Asylum, Final Fantasy X and Silent Hill 2 use to bring the story to a dark and wondrous place.

(YouTube Link)

PlayStation Access breaks down the 7 Most WTF Bosses In Video Games, including those who scarred our minds (PyramidHead), those who blew our minds (Sin) and those who messed with our minds (Scarecrow). (Contains some NSFW-ish material)

-Via GeekTyrant


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Ten Of The Most Inappropriate Rock Songs That Became Huge Hits

It’s easy to sing along to your favorite songs, never really paying much mind to what the lyrics are actually saying.

But if you listen a little closer you’ll find that many of your fav rock & roll hits are chock full of raunchy and wrong.

(YouTube Link)

My Sharona sounds innocent enough, but when you discover that The Knack’s Doug Fieger wrote the song for sixteen-year-old Sharona Alperin when Doug was around 25 years old it kinda sheds a different light on the lyrics.

"When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?" How about when I've graduated from high school, you adult pervert.

(YouTube Link)

But My Sharona is part of a rock tradition of singing about young gals, and songs like Ted Nugent’s Jailbait, KISS’s Christine Sixteen, and Stray Cat Blues by the Rolling Stones all feature lyrics about underage girls. It's enough to make you wonder- can't rock stars find good women their own age?

See Jailbait Jamboree: Top Ten "Inappropriate" Songs That Were Somehow Hits at Dangerous Minds


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