Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting - Your Wit Is Fast As Lightning

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting by TimArms

Everybody knows the song where they talk about how everybody was kung fu fighting and their moves were fast as lightning and stuff, but doesn't that song seem a bit far fetched to you? I mean, with all the martial arts out there these bad mofos all chose to learn and fight with kung fu? There wasn't one boxer, jiu jitsu grappler or capoeira master in the mix? Man, that sounds like a movie that's missing some key cool, jack, and kung fu ain't the end all, y'all! Martial arts are badass, whether they kung fu or not, so open your minds to other fighting styles and you'll find everybody wants to do their own thang!

Get geared up for action with this Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting t-shirt by TimArms, it's a funny way to say "I get it, kung fu is cool, but all martial arts are cool, fool!"

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