Um, Mr. Librarian, could you help me find the 'Erotica' section of the library, please?
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ZZ Top learns some new moves.
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Maybe the abandoned baby is the real contestant and she just won the grand prize: loving parents.
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Those are really clever. If I ever stay at a hotel, I'm going to write a secret message somewhere. It will include the words 'cannibals' and "time machine".
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Eat sphere, get gas.
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I can't even draw well with my eyes open.
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I can't even draw well with my eyes open.
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I'll bet that bike is really pop-ular.
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I'm sure that's some sort survival instinct; being able to quickly assess which environments are safe and which ones could pose a threat.
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But mostly, they're checking for Winona Ryder.
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You know, good for him. I bet he enjoyed every drop. That booze was never meant to be auctioned off to the privileged, it was meant to be savored, in big mouthfuls, by a drunk who might spill half of it. Excuse me now while I go check the stairwell.
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Lettuce ponder the fact that this vegetable art can't be beet.
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Did Grumpy Cat learn to sky write?
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Ten minutes in that and it will have gone soft.
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The provenance isn't unknown; this work is by Monika Tuchowska -- "arseniic" on deviantart. She has a whole series of illustrated terrible jokes: http://arseniic.deviantart.com/art/What-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-left-287766727
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