Obligatory: "In protest of France's opposition to a U.S. war on Iraq, the U.S. Congress' cafeteria has changed french fries and french toast to 'freedom fries' and 'freedom toast.' Afterwards, the congressmen were so pleased with themselves, they all started freedom kissing each other. In a related story, in France, American cheese is now referred to as 'idiot cheese.'" —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
Like L. Ron Hubbard said, "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion" ... which was exactly what he did.
Dammit, John! You stole my business idea!