Iron Man 2 Mystery Box: What’s Inside?

Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 19, 2010 at 9:04 pm


Our UPS deliveries usually have got a lot of neat stuff for the NeatoShop, but today’s delivery is a bit unusual. We got a mysterious box from Hasbro. Clearly it’s got something to do with the upcoming Iron Man 2 movie … but what? The box is sealed and we’ll open it tomorrow. In the meantime, would you care to wager a guess of what’s inside?

Let’s make it fun: we don’t know if we can give away what’s inside because, well, … honestly we don’t know what’s inside! There’s a good chance that there will be Iron Man 2 swags to give away to one or several lucky readers, but in case there aren’t: head on over to the NeatoShop and take a look at our selection of neat T-shirts (don’t miss the Science T-Shirts and the newly expanded Funny T-Shirts and One-Liners).

Tell us what you think is in the box. Enter your guess in the comment section. Be as funny and creative, but post no URL or web links, mmkay? (Doing so will invalidate your entry). One guess per comment, please, but you can enter as many guesses as you’d like. IMPORTANT: Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. We’ll post the unboxing soon. Be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook to be the first to find out!

More photos:

The front side of the box (17" x 20" x 16")


The back side of the box.

And yes, the photos were taken at the NeatoShop’s messy warehouse :)

Update 4/22/10: We’ve unboxed the Mystery Iron Man 2 Box. Congrats to SuperHeroDad and rwhgeek who won! There are still 6 chances to win (including the big prize) … find out how in the unboxing post.


 
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  • Alex
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    A giant Iron-Man blow up doll, which will make all of us here a bit uneasy ;)

  • popcy32
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Iron Man Operation!

  • matusel3
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Iron Man 2 Remote control walking iron man.

    That’s all I got. Any random shirt is cool if I’m right. XXL

  • Rene Najera
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    Iron Man 2 role play value pack. Thank you very much. (Or you can just give me a “When life gives you mold…” tee in 2XL, because I’m having a fat day, that’s why.)

  • Maceo24
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    Isn’t it obvious? Tony Stark in convenient cube shape. Darn those trash compactors!

    Nemesis in XL, please.

  • Mac
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    An Arc Reactor of some sort…

  • Thomas Pack
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Inside will be a suit that you can try on that is also part of a board game.

    T-Shirt: Plank’s Constant Nagging – M, Serene Green

  • Chris B
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    A Iron Man armor pieces for dressing up and pretending to be Iron Man!

    t-shirt: Space Bat!

  • beth
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    I think it’s a bobble head set!

    I Love/Hate You! shirt in men’s small

  • Russ
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    The iron man core reactor and instructions as how to manufacture your own war machine. Yesssss pleassssee!

  • jimmy mustard
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    an ironman 2 piggybank.

  • gfxchick
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Ironman 2 action figures.
    I’ll take a Typebike shirt in a LRG, please.

  • Chris G
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Clearly this is a holographic projector of Tony Stark, telling you to go see the movie and buy more Hasbro toys.

    A Nick Fury version is coming out as well, only for adults.

    50 new 30.

  • Cluck
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Iron Man Helmet

    NeatoTurtle – XL (Grey)

  • Evan Wojtanek
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Replica Iron Man helmet.

  • Evan Wojtanek
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Oh, XL

  • beth
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    …or a Tony Stark-head, glass candy dish filled with pastel ribbon candy from 1923…one of the two.

    (I Love/Hate You! in men’s small)

  • Alex P
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow’s head like in Se7en.

    Shirt – Mmm…pi (black/large)

  • matt85
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    tis a 3-in-1 repulsor set. y’know, the hand thing. PEOW PEOW!!

    (a do not cross scarf would be nice, or a random science t)

    PEOW!

  • Aaron
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    An assortment of Iron Man 2 toys including a mask, and action figures as well as other role playing toys.

    Glow-in-the-Dark skeleton shirt size small.

  • Klyde Rivera
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    I think its a ironman 2 suit to be iron man and it comes with a mask!
    a mask that changes your voice to sound like ironman!

    t-shirt:Rock Paper Scissors … Bomb! (medium please :)

  • moronic5000
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Iron Man 2 Role Play Value Pack, containing Helmet, Hand launcher thingy and tony starks heart gizmo.

  • moronic5000
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Iron Man 2 set with helmet, hand shooter thing and tony starks heart gizmo

  • pridesax09
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I believe it is an Iron Man helmet with possible 3 in 1 repulsor set.

    I would like a Neatoramabot or Neatoramafrog t-shirt. Size XL please.

    Thanks!

  • Ally
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    iron man helmet

    TSHIRT SELECTION: Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton

  • Ally
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    SIZE MEDIUM… SORRY!

  • Klyde Rivera
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    NOOOO!!!!delete my answer!!!!!!!!!!
    my new answer is a iron man set with all or iron man 2 toys (action figures and maybe a helmet!)

  • Klyde Rivera
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    my new answer is a set with all iron man 2 things like action figures and a helmet!
    t-shirt:Rock Paper Scissors … Bomb! (medium please )

  • knight1to1
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Iron Man costume and assorted Iron Man related shwagg.”sometimes I aim to please” t-shirt in the XL range—Pretty please.

  • beatssupreme
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    i think its probably action figures or maybe a model kit

  • RandomHandle
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Does my guess have to be creative and/or funny?

    I hope not.

    I guess that it’s box full of Iron Man 2 toys – action figures, masks, etc.

  • Robert
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    It’s most likely iron man armor for a small sized dog.
    That or a set of the Iron Man 2 Hasbro toys.
    Fourier Transform – M

  • Jeff Covert
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    there will be a fresh smell of new as the seal is cracked. There will be cardboard and possibly little metal ties, foam peanuts even.
    There might be some coupons, or some pamphlets explaining some swag, and I’m putting my money on Iron Man 2 Helmet, with accessories to add.

    any shirt male medium

  • steven
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    a box full of iron man 2 toys.

  • bsfema
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Iron Man 2 Helmet
    Wizard of Oz, The Short Version (XL)

  • Babycakes
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Toys! lots and lots of Iron Man 2 toys… maybe? That would be cool anyway, if that’s what it is. :)

  • alicia
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    A thousand teeny tiny Iron Man figurines

    (Mmm, pi t-shirt please!)

  • Babycakes
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    I tried to comment but I don’t see it posted. So, let me try this again. I stated that I thought the box was full of Iron Man 2 toys.

  • wy1dsta1yn
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    it’s probably just an iron, man

  • Bob Prodor
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    TOYS! Wonderful, not just for kids TOYS!!!

  • alicia
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    Iron Man himself! He’ll jump out like a jack in the box and start singing, something from the upcoming Broadway show “Iron Man – The Musical”. Better let him out, he’s running out of air!

    (Math Mom t-shirt)

  • Craig S.
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    It is the Tony Stark Matrix of Leadership. Tony Stark has the ability to conquer the Earth, now he will take his conquests to Cybertron! Autobots… ROLL OUT!!!

  • Redneck Jedi
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    A pair of Iron Man gloves, complete with jet attachement!

  • Craig S.
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    either that, or a giant can of Iron Man whoop ass.

  • Janet Snyder
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    Rocket Booster Iron Man Toy perhaps?

    (shirt – O RLY, mens small)

  • alicia
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Tony Stark’s heart, aka “The Tell Tale Heart” by Poe. I bet if you put your head really close to the box, you can hear it beating!

    (I heart parisitology t-shirt)

  • Edward
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Whatever it is (and the blogosphere is atwitter about it), it should have been given to your new managing editor.

  • Dean
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Robert Downey Junior’s coke stash.

    neatoramabot M

  • popcy32
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    Whoops! T-shirt Come to the dark side we have cookies Large

  • Ethan
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Most deffinantly one of those ever so awesome little kids helmets that make epic noises and light up and such. Size M (im lil);)

  • Jayseki
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    I think it is a pair of Iron Man gauntlets/gloves. Something like those Hulk gloves that came out quite a few years ago, but maybe with some cool bluetooth or wi-fi functionalities.

  • BL
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    I believe it’s an official iron man helmet w/the soundtrack and calender. Or, some iron men fists that make noise. shirt: Large male, Bad Chewie

  • rdflores
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    Inside are an Ironman helmet, action figures by Hasbro and other ironman and superhero squad related toys

  • dhowes
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    It’s an Iron Man 2 cooking set.

    Complete with repulsor ray skillet and extendo spatula.

  • phxartboy
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    A mask/helmet and that chest thingy.

  • Banzai
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    Trying to to redirect attention are we? “Oh, this box came from Hasbro”, yeah, right. Riddle me this, have we ever seen you and Hasbro in the same place? Does no one else find this the least bit suspicious? I think that this newest piece of evidence clearly points to the obvious conclusion that *you* are in fact Hasbro… Pfft, doesn’t make any sense you say? Fine, then maybe it’s just full of Iron Man 2 toys, but watch your back Neatorama, because if you slip up and I get some concrete evidence, I won’t hesitate in exposing your secret identity to the whole world.

    (If it comes down to it, any random mens medium t-shirt should suffice. I enjoy surprises.)

  • sandy80461
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    It’s an Iron Man 2 helmet.

  • bryan
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Maybe its full of Hasbro’s line of Iron Man 2 tie-in toys. It looks like a toy box to me!

  • whitney
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Transformer, duh. AUTOBOTS ASSEMBLE. INFILTRATE THE ENEMY’S…BOX!

    neato alien shirt thingie, small.

  • George Neumann
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    it’s gotta be an Iron Man Play set w/ action figure!

  • Chris Williamson
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    Terrence Howard.

  • Jon G
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:30 pm

    An Iron Man branded clothes iron, complete with ironing board cover and protective goggles…i know, health and safety gone mad.

  • Charlie R
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    It’s gotta be the helmet to the Iron Suit. Which, like the Death Star, is fully operational

  • bayamus
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    Probably one of those Iron Man helmets and a bunch of toys. Or an Iron Man martini set.
    I hope for an I Heart Teuthology shirt in a Large.

    Danke!

  • Darth Rickshaw
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Dare I say a Iron Man Cornucopia!!!

    (1) Iron Man Deluxe Helmet
    (2) Repulsor Gauntlet Set
    (1) Tony Stark narcissism add-on

  • xfyle1130
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    It’s Robert Downey Jr.’s old crappy life recycled into a brand new arc reactor powered, hard bodied super cool titanium alloy painted fire engine red one !

  • KevinY
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    I think it is a Iron Man statue. Plain and simple.

  • Becka
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    I’m going with a life size Iron Man Helmet.

  • DJParker
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    An actual bit of Iron Man armor from the movie. (It couldn’t have ALL been CGI, right?)
    I survived the large hadron collider. medium. tyvm

  • thelibrarianne
    Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    I don’t know, but I hope it’s Robert Downey Jr.

    Nude.

    (neatoramabot, M)

  • pwscott
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:04 am

    Cubee Craft giant paper Ironman.

  • pwscott
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:06 am

    Most likely a War Machine helmet like they did with StarWars Darth Vader and Jango Fett.

  • Dave H
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:14 am

    I think it is an Official Ironman helmet. Or Maybe a pair of Official Ironman gloves.

    Or maybe just Robert Downey Jr. The box is short enough.

    I just hope its not the Official Ironman Jockstrap and Cup!

  • Elwell
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:18 am

    I think it’s an Iron Man 2 helmet.

    That’s how I roll. XL

  • Ken Turner
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:22 am

    Iron Man life-sized Helmet/bust with light-up arc reactor.

    Bad Chewie t-shirt, size L

  • supermanlex16
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:30 am

    is it an iron man helmet or Iron man mask?

  • Abbey
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:37 am

    Robot. Most definitely a robot. I want it to be a robot.

  • L8
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Iron Man lifesized light-up arc reactor for costume propuses.

    T-shirt: Busted, size M

  • Gauldar
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:42 am

    A half smoked cigar from Robert Downey Jr., and a lock of Scarlett Johansson’s hair… Oh baby!

  • Zain
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:45 am

    A wearable replica of Iron Man’s helmet with buttons that voice out Iron Man’s voice.

    t-shirt : Come To The Dark Side – We Have Cookies size M

  • Gauldar
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Oh right, XL size “Remember: Pillage, Then Burn”.

  • Rob-Bot
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:52 am

    It’s a bunch of Iron-Man 2 toys.
    Rocket Boost Iron Man,Arc light,
    Helmet, flip down model mission version,
    Iron Racer Quantum Quad,Action Figures among a few other things. Probably the 3 n 1 repulsor ray set.

    But that’s just my guess.
    Bug or Feature? Ash grey please, medium

  • Shizz
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Box full of Iron Man 2 promo toys ;)

  • Sultik
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:02 am

    Iron Man Helmet
    t-shirt: That’s How I Roll – M.
    (It always cracks me up)

  • MajorHavoc
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:03 am

    It’s an Iron Man II press kit!

  • MajorHavoc
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:08 am

    Correction, It must be the Iron Man 2 Helmet!

  • Rob-Bot
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:09 am

    oooh, I forgot add to my list the Iron Racers Armor Cycle.

  • Valentine
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:28 am

    Iron Man Helmet
    Iron Man action figures
    Iron Man Rocket Boost

    and Niagara Spray Starch

    (2xl shirt is nice)

  • rwhgeek
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:33 am

    An Iron Man branded iron because even superheros need help with wrinkles.

    XXL on the shirt

  • Sean
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:45 am

    It contains Robert Downey Jr.’s soul!

  • thedistractor
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:46 am

    Iron Man Mr. Potato Head or as we like to call it, Tony Starch.

    M shirt, ORLY owl

  • ral
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:50 am

    It’s a box full of an army of small robotic Iron Men. Hasbro is in cahoots with the military to produce these miniature special forces robots and distribute them in order to eliminate certain “threats”. Diabolical.

    T-shirt: Hunting Trophy, L, Tan.

  • SuperHeroDad
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:05 am

    I asked my 8 year old son what might be in the box. This is the conversation in a nutshell.

    Keegan (age 8) – “I think it’s an Iron Man Robot, that would be cool, he has his ‘pulzer ray guns’ and all those neat toys, but you know what else dad, he does your homework for you, really fast, so then you have time to play with him, that’s the best part.”

    Me (Dad) – “ya, but then you wouldn’t learn anything”

    Keegan – “oh, no dad, i forgot, stark invented a brain thing too. so the robot can put its hand on your head and just download all the homework to your brain, and then you know it too, kinda like your ipod dad, but i won’t show you how to use it, like i did your ipod, you have to do your own work.”

    Me- “thanks kegger”

    Keegan – “no problem dad, wanna build lego monster robot bugs?”

    Me – “lets go” (can’t pass up an excuse to play with legos.

    oh, and if you can’t give it away, i’d love anything in regards to graphic arts from the neatorama shop, actually, anything, better yet if the kids can enjoy it too!

  • tweber
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:14 am

    I just KNOW that inside the box is a diorama so you can put your own Lego Iron Man characters in it and re-create the movie at home in your leisure time.

  • LisaL
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:17 am

    Hmmm.. I think it’s an Iron Man bust.

    tshirt I heart scifi

  • Tony Williams
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:19 am

    It’s an Iron Man 2 helmet with sounds. It’s too obvious for words.

    (Doing a search on Amazon for ‘Iron-Man 2′ makes this puzzle a little too easy to solve.)

    (Any T-shirt in large)

    // Tony

  • Sharkey
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:19 am

    The helmet. DEFINATELY the coolest helmet ever.

  • pismonque
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:22 am

    It’s a Sony IronMan, which is just a steam iron with a built-in MP3 player.

    dangers of teleportation, natural, 2xl

  • Ben Forbes
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:37 am

    An Iron Man Helmet?

  • Miss Cellania
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:55 am

    That’s a pretty Neat looking warehouse you got there.

  • splam
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:25 am

    Let’s see: 2 lbs of planet killing ABS plastic, a liberal coat of yellow and red paint, 1.5 cubic feet of styrofoam, a 50-page pamphlet containing information in 3 languages on how you too, can save the planet.

    I am Large.

  • nerdshark
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:35 am

    Iron Man helmet
    Occam’s razor – L plz

  • nerdshark
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:36 am

    Or maybe
    Iron man action figure
    I survived LHC – L

  • pismonque
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:14 am

    A dozen samples of a cheap, plastic Iron Man action figure, which would be more appropriately called “Irony Man”.

    dangers of teleportation, natural, 2xl

  • Francene
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:14 am

    Assortment of toys, including Tony Starch, the Iron Man Mr Potato.
    size 2xl Anything will do

  • helimx
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:22 am

    Iron man edition xbox??
    vegetarian=village idiot
    xl.

  • Mark Sundh
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:44 am

    IRON MAN MIGHTY MUGGS

    T-shirt: Stop Global Whining (Med and serene green)

  • bendao
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:49 am

    Iron Mark VI get up (i.e. helmet, palm repulsor gloves, etc), but i’m hoping it’s one of the Iron Man-ette from the trailers…
    so lonely

  • kim
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:54 am

    an ironman board-game with helmet.

    any shirt xl

  • mrincredible
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 5:24 am

    A replica of the new portable suit from the movie
    “Thats how I roll”-XXL

  • Hash
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 5:26 am

    The box, at the touch of a button, turns into the new Iron Man suit!

    ALSO, I am one of the biggest Iron Man fans alive, and would LOVE any and all swag you send my way. Please please please pick me!!!

  • Angwilwileth
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 5:50 am

    Iron man life-size helmet replica.
    Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton ladies fit medium. =)

  • LydLunch
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 6:10 am

    A collector’s edition Iron-Man Mighty Muggs with assorted action figures, games, guns, and vehicles. Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic L/Ash Grey

  • TIMY
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 6:16 am

    Actually, I’ve been told that Hasbro has some developing military connections that happen to be getting quite strong. Their team plan is to build a prototype battle suit to be distributed in very unexciting and cheap looking boxes to very small, very lucky children. The only way for the government to get past the obvious moral obstacle of testing military weaponry on small children was to make it look like the unnecessarily colorful Iron Man suit… No but seriously I did get one in the mail the other day too and it’s just a stupid over sized Iron Man basketball.

  • Jbm193
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 7:38 am

    An assortment of 12 Iron Man 2 toys. 1 helmet, 1 Rocket Boost Iron Man, 1 Micro Heads Playset, 1 Super Hero Squad Armor Evolutions set, 1 Super Hero Squad Armor Wars Part One set, 1 Super Hero Squad Armor Wars Part Two set, 1 Armor Cycle, 1 Arc Light, 1 Mark IV figure, 1 Mark V figure, 1 Mark VI figure and 1 War Machine figure.

    Medium Dark Grey Multiple Personalities, please.

  • Darcloak
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 9:36 am

    A true-to-scale model of the Arc Reactor in Stark’s chest. That’s what I say it is because it must be that!!

  • jiterbug
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 9:45 am

    It must be the helmet, the shiny thingy on his chest and a talking watch!

    ladies fit Large Dark grey Statisticians Do All The Standard Deviations please

  • Hellfish72
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    It is a replica of the energy source on Iron Mans chest.

    Pirate Bear. 2XL

  • konaha
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Assortment of toys.

  • konaha
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    opps forgot about the T-shirt:
    Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong XL

  • antonio salerno
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    could it be a remote control walking iron man??? the box seems to be so big, almost thinking it’s more than one thing. Could be assortment of all the new Iron Man 2 toys coming out. I guess all the new toys you ear, helmet, gauntlet and chest plate…..
    D.A.D.D.: Dads Against Daughters Dating – white/XL

  • Terry Weigand
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:11 am

    It is a Mr. Potato head. Now send it to me!

  • ted
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:38 am

    It’s a puppy!

  • ted
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Oh. It WAS a puppy.

  • Tammy
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Iron Man Porta-Potty?

  • Tammy
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Iron Man Porta Potty?

    Whoops, forgot my t-shirt….one large Aim to Please ;-)

  • jbensch
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    It’s a cookie jar

  • fesper
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    cardboard exterior. inside is colored hard plastic, plastic wrap and packing foam in some shape slash form

  • Martyn
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Helmet – definitely a helmet

  • Teak
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    It’s the briefcase suit that he battles Whiplash with –

    T-shirt – L

  • kgpelcz
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    a small child,or an iron man helmet.or iron man toys.
    OR the adopted russian child that was sent back to russia. they don’t want him either,so they disguised him as iron man and sent him to neatorama.
    That’s how i roll shirt in white,Large

  • PsychoLoco
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    A box of toys. The Iron Man 2 Helmet, Rocket Boost Iron Man, 3 packs of 3 Iron Man 2 Super Hero Squad miniature figures, a micro heads playset, an armor cycle, an arc light, and 4 action figures (Mark IV, V, VI, & War Machine).

    Since I’m sure you can give all this stuff away, I’d like my sons to have it.

  • Josh N.
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Can’t believe no one else has written this.

    It’s obviously an Iron Man do-it-yourself armor kit (273 D batteries not included) WITH:

    A portable bar. And lots of alcohol. Required for any truly authentic Iron Man costume.

    (T-Shirt: Lawn Gegnome Project, size L)

  • choke
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    An Iron Man 2 helmet with lights and sounds from the movie.
    Neato Turtle, ash grey, XL

  • dragonmamma/naomi
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    I think it’s a big, action playset that looks just like the picture on the box. It swivels open to reveal Stark’s workshop where he makes all his nifty equipment. Probably has a couple of action figures and nifty gadgets inside.

    T-shirt: My Reality Check Has Bounced, dark grey, small

  • azlynch
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Helmet and an arc reactor chest piece.

  • Frau
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    I’m not gonna be like some people and go searching for Iron Man/hasbro on the internet. I am just gonna say Iron Man helmet, gloves and the arc thingy for little kid to play dress up.
    It would probably be more fun if it were like a bubble gum ball dispenser.

    Tshirt: Neato Turtle in large natural

  • jake a
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    its a fluglebinder, duh.
    neato turtle, grey xl

  • Tricky
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Iron Man branded Truck Nutz.
    Or, a box full of Hasbro Iron Man 2 toys and action figures.
    Neatoramanaut 2XL Pink (yeah… pink.)

  • Taylor S.
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Iron Man 2 – RC walking Iron Man…

    I want the I heart Robots shirt in a medium…

  • Taylor S.
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Oh yeah, and it shoots projectiles…

  • lewen
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Well since its from Hasbro I guess they are 3.75 inch action figures of Iron-Man, War Machine and maybe even Black Widow and the Hammer-bots

  • Robulus
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    It obviously contains an apology for the GI Joe movie.

    Comic Skull and Cross Bones, Dark Grey, Large ;)

  • Judy B
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Maybe there’s a Kitteh Om Nom Nom inside.

    Love the Save the Ales shirt (XL)

  • David G.
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    An official Iron Man 2 Stark Industries weapons lab/manison play set.

  • Carlos Sanchez
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Replica helmet and replica chest piece
    t-shirt xl

  • Judy B
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    It’s really just more guerilla marketing from Apple and it has the 4G iPhone inside.

    Love the Save the Ales shirt (XL)

  • Kevin S
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Iron Man Helmet & Iron Man Mark VI Chest Plate
    (I would say a replica of Jon Favreau’s head, but he’s too awesome to be replicated)

    Vandalay Industries – Size L

  • jake a
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    its a d*ck in a box
    neato turtle grey xl

  • watchall360
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    It’s Iron Man 2 – Iron Man Helmet with light up eyes

  • avital
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    a real life “arc reactor”, obviously.
    Comic Skull and Cross Bones, M

  • chrome
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    I’m gonna guess. Action figures of various configurations, including villains, an Irom man helmet and random iron man 2 branded toys.

  • chrome
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Oh yeah 3x any shirt is cool..

  • SomeDJ
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    IRON MAN MIGHTY MUGGS

    any random shirt is cool

  • fraoch
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    A replica of the Iron Man ‘suitcase’ THAT TOTALLY TURNS INTO THE SUIT AND WORKS AND STUFF AND IT’S SO AWESOME!! *ahem* sorry, inner child got a little out of control there :D

  • Elnots
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Sampling of Hasbro toys relating to Iron Man 2 movie. You’re gonna ship me an action figure right? :D

  • fraoch
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    Oh ya, and ‘Inner Dorkiness’ size L

  • mkorb
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    ironman action figurines, armor that a person can actually play with and wear, a mask, a shirt, a poster. The Gene Pool Could Use a Little Chlorine – small

  • jake a
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    its the lost treasure of one eyed willie
    vandalay industries xl

  • BillB
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Hmmmm…
    Action figures galore:
    Iron Man (Mark IV)
    Iron Man (Mark VI)
    Iron Man (Mark VI) with Power-Up Glow
    War Machine
    Ivan “Whiplash” Vanko
    Guardsman
    Iron Man (1990s Armor)
    Iron Man (Hulkbuster Armor)
    Iron Man (Pointy Mask)
    Iron Man (Fusion Armor)
    Iron Man (Inferno Mission Armor)
    Mark VI Red Vortex
    Armor Evolutions
    Armor Wars Part I
    Armor Wars Part II
    ARC Light (Mark III)
    ARC Light (Mark VI)
    Armor Cycle
    Quantum Quad
    Turbo Racer
    Micro playsets-
    Iron Monger Head
    Iron Man Mark III Head
    Iron Man Mark VI Head
    War Machine Head

    Other cool stuffs:
    Iron Man Mark VI 8″ Action Figure
    War Machine 8″ Action Figure
    NERF Iron Strike Blaster
    Rocket Boost Iron Man
    Repulsor Power Iron Man Mark VI

    And the most awesome
    Tony Starch (Mr. Potato Head)?

  • watchall360
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Iron Man 2 Tony Starch Mr. Potato Head

  • stinkyplum
    Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Is it an Iron Man ironing board and steam iron?

    vandalay industries xl

  • Shiraz
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 2:06 am

    iron man helmet with iron man action figure, a fake arc reactor, and some super hero squad figures

    Large tshirt

  • tweber
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 2:41 am

    Now, as I ponder over this box o’treasure I’m just sure that it must be an Iron Man wardrobe…complete with Iron Man pajamas, underwear, shoes, shirt, pants, socks and fuzzy robe. You could be Iron Man at HOME!!!! All the time! In your yard, walking down your driveway…everywhere…Iron Man…all the time Iron Man.

  • grcooper
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 2:48 am

    Iron Man 2: Rocket Boost Iron Man

  • Make Jckinney
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 5:32 am

    Iron man helmet and gloves with fake arc reactor that powers them up with the usage of batteries to make the eyes and hands glow

  • Jack Asbury
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:22 am

    Helmet, core reactor and a couple of action figures

  • Viola
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:26 am

    I’m not calling toys; I’m calling *gadgets*. Like a mobile phone, etc.

    Comic skull and crossbones in dark grey, please! Size M.

  • Diana Schlotter
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    empty…like the guy’s head who decided to produce a second iron man.

    lone wolf, small, please and thank you

  • Mully
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Um, it’s been 2 days!!!

    What’s in the box?

  • Brad Pitt
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!!!

  • David R
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    It’s a comforter!

    mens XL
    Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes

  • April Batan
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    A blow up Pepper Potts doll!!

  • April Batan
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    oops! t-shirt size XL

  • Jessthebored
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    It’s an Iron Man costume?

  • allexx00
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    its the helmet and chest piece…

  • izmeh
    Apr 22nd, 2010 at 2:52 pm

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  • Alex
    Apr 22nd, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Whew! Thanks for the great guesses, guys! We’ve unboxed the Iron Man 2 Mystery Box, read about it here

  • alwaysisconfused
    Apr 23rd, 2010 at 3:23 am

    Convenience size pack of Iron Man 2 Jock Straps.

    Adult Small

  • Thierry
    Apr 23rd, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Iron man armor suit

  • pauline reed
    Apr 26th, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    It has to be an Iron Man Suit.

  • Mike mott
    Apr 26th, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Ironman gaming system with helmet. t-shirt-3xL

  • mas
    Dec 21st, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    An Iron man mask.

    Or cake.


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