The Public Domain Carnage Continues with Bambi: The Reckoning



Jagged Edge Productions, headed by director Rhys Frake-Waterfield, celebrated Winnie the Pooh entering the public domain a couple of years ago by making a slasher film titled Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, in which the beloved bear was a slasher killer. Now another character is in the public domain, and we get Bambi: The Reckoning. Here, Bambi is a killer, obviously traumatized by the death of his mother at the hands of a hunter, and out for revenge. We can tell by the teaser trailer who that hunter was.

Why did they make this film? Despite being an awful movie, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey made back ten times the money spent on its production. That set up Jagged Edge to make a series of similar bloody horror films based on beloved characters that are up for grabs in the public domain. The internet was calling the planned series the Poohniverse, but the studio doesn't like that and insists we call it the Twisted Childhood Universe. Future films in the series include horror movies featuring Peter Pan, Pinocchio, Sleeping Beauty, and sequels featuring Winnie-the-Pooh. -via Geeks Are Sexy


Could You Grow a New Liver in Your Lymph Nodes?

People with end stage liver disease can be on a transplant waiting list for years and never receive a new liver. For each of those people, there are even more who do not meet the criteria for even getting on a waiting list for one reason or another. A new groundbreaking experimental therapy aims to ease that shortage of donated livers for transplant. The biotech company LyGenesis has learned to extract cells called hepatocytes from donated livers that will not be transplanted because they have no match. These living cells are then injected into the abdominal lymph nodes of a patient, which act as a bioreactor to help the hepatocytes grow into fully-functioning livers, even in a novel position within the body.  The therapy they named LYG-LIV-001 has moved to the human trials stage, and the first human patient received an injection of hepatocytes on Tuesday. It could be more than a year before the results are determined. If this therapy works, one donated liver could help dozens of patients grow their own new livers. Read about this potential breakthrough at Gizmodo.

(Image credit: LyGenesis)


Dark Side of the Moon 50th Anniversary Animation Competition Winners

A lowly bank accountant is just doing her job when she becomes overwhelmed with the power of money and it takes her on a nightmare ride. This claymation animated video for the Pink Floyd song "Money" was made by Kate Isobel Scott for a competition celebrating the 50th anniversary of Floyd's iconic 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon. And it won!

The band announced the contest last year and invited animators to submit a video for any of the ten songs on the album. Ten winners have been selected, one for each song. The videos are being released this week, one per day, in the order the songs appear on the album. Six videos have been released so far, and there are four to go. You can find them all, plus behind-the-scenes videos with the animators in this playlist. The yet-unreleased winning videos are identified and have a release date reminder attached. And if you are really into Pink Floyd music and animated videos, you can see the more than 700 videos submitted for the competition in this playlist. -via Laughing Squid


3000 BC: The First Taxes

If you work in the US, or are an American citizen abroad, your income tax returns are due in less than two weeks. Everyone hates tax season, because even if you are getting a refund, the forms are a hassle and you're always worried about getting it wrong. So who do we blame for taxes? It was the ancient Egyptians, beginning around 5000 years ago.

The early Egyptians were the first to have an administrative government, too, which is why taxes were needed. The government would provide services for its citizens, which the people would pay for with a portion of their "income" which was usually in the form of crops, but also involved time and labor. Sure, a lot of those taxes went to support the lavish lifestyles of the rulers, but it also went into supporting an army, which benefitted citizens by providing security in wartime. Taxes were used to build royal monuments and temples, but also public buildings. The same can be said in the modern era, since taxes can be used for expenses you don't agree with, but they also fund roads, schools, and other things we all benefit from. The ancient Egyptians also pioneered cheating on taxes and tax protests. Read how the tax system got its start at Smithsonian.

(Image source: Metropolitan Museum of Art)


Thousands of Live Fish Luckily Crash into a Stream and Survive

A tractor trailer operated by the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW) on March 29 crashed near the town of La Grande. The trailer contained approximately 102,000 live salmon smolt. KOIN News reports that the driver suffered only minor injuries.

What about the baby salmon? About 26,000 of the fish, sadly, died. But the ODFW says trailer conveniently crashed next to and then flipped over into Lookingglass Creek, so approximately 77,000 survived and are now in the wild in a suitable habitat. Experts estimate that about 350-700 are likely to survive to adulthood to spawn in that creek and its watershed.

-via Kale Williams | Photo: ODFW


Magical Cat Ten-episode Compilation



Of course, everyone loves him, he's a magical cat! Threadwood Animation made a whole slew of short stop-motion animations using clay and paper art depicting a cat. Here we get ten episodes all together. The joke is that there's nothing at all magical about this cat. He's just doing weird but typical cat things, often leading to funny consequences. I guess we can describe these cat actions as magical since they are so outside of our human understanding, and so dumb we love them for it. Besides, when you have a cat and claymation, what else could you ask for in a video? -via Metafilter


Medicare Expands Forms to Accommodate Modern Medical Billing Totals

Until recently, the online forms for Medicare billing only accommodated claims for dollar amounts that were eight digits, so billing was limited to a penny under a million dollars. That was causing problems for providers who were using drug therapies that ran into the millions of dollars, so they were advised to split claims into several parts and submit more than one claim for a treatment. But now Medicare has changed their forms to fields that will take ten digits, which means billing can accommodate bills up to $99,999,999.99. That's a penny shy of a hundred million dollars!

Well, we haven't seen any evidence of any medical treatment costing close to $100 million, but if you're going to add a digit, you may as well add two so you don't have to do it again anytime soon. Ars Technica has more details, including naming the drugs that cost several million dollars. -via Fark

(Image credit: Unknown)


Wallace and Gromit Discover The Matrix

Wallace wakes up and finds he's been living in the Matrix all his life. He shouldn't have eaten that Red Leicester cheese! We knew he was fairly clueless, and now we know why. Will he survive his trip down the rabbit hole? Will Gromit save the day? How many surprises can we find in this two minute mashup? Who will pop in to make a cameo appearance?

YouTuber AdventuresOfSly makes mashups of very arbitrary pop culture properties top make us laugh, many featuring Wallace and Gromit, since there are so many nonsensical clips of them doing nonsensical things. His latest puts an un-serious spin on The Matrix. -via The Awesomer  


Ernest Shackleton's Milk Powder from 1907 Undergoes Chemical Analysis

Ernest Shackleton led the British Antarctic Expedition in 1908-09 that managed to reach a spot only 112 miles from the South Pole. The expedition left behind their camp and the supplies they could no longer carry, and they've been frozen there ever since. The Antarctic Heritage Trust has been working to restore Shackleton's abandoned huts for years, and they keep finding more supplies. The latest is an entire container of New Zealand's Defiance brand whole milk powder, manufactured in 1907. The milk powder has been chemically analyzed.

Now, if you were to guess what the difference is in powdered milk from more than 100 years ago and today's milk, what would you think the differences are? You might guess that milk produced in New Zealand in 1907 would be purer than today's milk, with fewer pollutants, but maybe not as nutritious because of precise cattle breeding and advances in feed since then. Just the opposite was found. Both the 1907 milk powder and the modern milk powders it was compared to contained the same protein, fat, and other nutritional components. The modern milk dissolved better because of manufacturing advances. But the 1907 milk also contained traces of lead, tin, iron, and other metals, attributed to the plumbing systems in use in 1907 and the deterioration of the packaging. We may have more pollution today, but we've learned a few things about food production. Read more about the milk analysis at Phys Org. -via Damn Interesting


Guess My RGB, a Simple Color Matching Game

In the game Guess My RBG, you are challenged to find the RGB color value of the background by adjusting the red, green, and blue sliders until you are correct. You will not get it right on the first try, but you can use your incorrect guesses to get closer until you hit the mark. Each incorrect guess will display in the color you guessed, and also tell you how close you are.

The difficulty comes from the fact that these are the colors of light, and I am more familiar with the color values of paint. Where is the yellow slider? It doesn't exist in the RGB model. Also, when you get close, it may be hard to distinguish the guessed color from the target color, depending on the functionality of your eyesight. And the previous game will affect your perception. Once I loaded a new game, and thought, "That's blue!" But by the time I made a few guesses, it became clear that the background was gray. Still, practice makes perfect. Try it yourself! -via Metafilter


A Man Built His Daughter a Treehouse with B-2 Spirit Bomber Windshields

The Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit was, until last year, the world's most advanced stealth strategic bomber aircraft in the world. It's gradually being replaced by the B-21 Raider, but the B-2 is still a technological marvel.

The B-2 has been out of production since 2000, so parts can be hard to find. Aviation Geek Club shares a story from Brian Edwards, a technician who worked on the B-2 while serving in the Air Force. Years ago, a B-2 needed, for the first time, a replacement windshield. The manufacturer had none and couldn't make new ones without extraordinary expense.

But the company had sold a surplus of the windshields to a private citizen. The Air Force reached out to this man and, for an undisclosed sum, purchased them. He had been using the windshields for his daughter's treehouse.

-via Ace of Spades HQ


The Original Inspirations Behind the Song "Jolene"

Dolly Parton wrote the song "Jolene" in 1972 and made it a hit in 1974. Since then, everyone and their brother has recorded the song, the latest being Beyonce, which is why the song is once again a hit. We've even posted versions of it that went viral here at Neatorama.

The song is an emotional plea from a woman whose marriage is threatened by a more beautiful interloper, although it's hard to imagine any woman taking Dolly Parton's man (she's been married to Carl Dean for 57 years). Still, the feeling in the song resonates with anyone who is insecure in their relationship. Did that really happen? Uh, no. Dolly is just the kind of talent who can infuse meaning into a song so thoroughly that we all feel it. Parton explains two different sources for the song lyrics, neither of which is is malevolent, at Mental Floss.

(Image credit: RCA Records)


By 3310, Everyone in Japan Will Be Named Sato

Mainichi (Google Translate version in English) reports that Professor Hiroshi Yoshida of Tohuku University in Sendai, Japan argues that the most common surname, Sato, will be come universal by the year 2531. Because married couples adopt the same surname, Sato, which currently constitutes 1.529% of the population, will only increase over time.

Professor Yoshida urges that couples keep distinct surnames in order to stave off the coming Satopocalypse. But he also notes that due to declining population, although everyone in Japan will be a Sato by 3310, that's only 22 people total.

-via Spoon & Tamago


Melting Glaciers May Cause Problems for Our Clocks

Accurately measuring time can be a puzzle. The most common time period is the day, measured by a complete rotation of the earth. But modern technology, not to mention train schedules, rely on precise timekeeping. The earth's rotation is a bit inexact, so we switched to measuring seconds using the resonance of cesium atoms in 1955. Since then, the varying spin rate of the earth makes it necessary to occasionally add a "leap second" to a year to keep things straight.

But in the 21st century, melting glaciers at the poles are adding volume to the earth's oceans, which changes the distribution of the globe's mass, and is beginning to slow down the earth's rotation. Scientists are looking to the possibility that we may have to employ negative leap seconds to the year, meaning we would be subtracting a second instead of adding one. That may sound simple, but computers and the systems that depend on computers aren't built for that change. If that sounds confusing, the conundrum is explained in a thorough and understandable way at Smithsonian.  


How We Came to Turtles All the Way Down



Occasionally we post stories of turtles that have grown moss on their backs, or a turtle that emerges from hibernation carrying a slab of sod on its shell. These posts always reference Terry Prachett's Discworld, in which a turtle carries Discworld on its back. That idea was based on an old Hindu story in which the world rests on the backs of four elephants standing on a turtle. There are similar cosmology stories in Native American mythology, without the elephants. These tales work because a turtle's back looks like an island in the water -and they really do carry sod on their backs from time to time. But they don't work with gravity as we understand it today, so the question becomes, "What is the turtle standing on?" Well, another turtle, who is standing on another turtle, and it's turtles all the way down, like that one scene from Yertle the Turtle. The phrase has even found its way into the NeatoShop. In this video, Dr. Moiya McTier goes over the various ancient tales and how we got the catchphrase "Turtles all the way down." -via Laughing Squid






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