Caption Contest

By John Farrier in Contests on Jul 27, 2010 at 10:59 am


Welcome to this week’s caption contest. The winner, who will be announced on Friday, will get a free t-shirt from the NeatoShop!

So look around the NeatoShop and type in your choice of t-shirt with your caption. Submit only one caption per comment, but you can leave as many comments as you like. Please make sure that you provide a t-shirt selection or your caption will not be considered

Image by Joel Watson, used with permission.

WINNER — pismonque:

“Pay attention in here, boy, and someday you just might be able to join them.”

Great job, pismonque! You win a Mosaic Yin and Yang t-shirt from the NeatoShop!


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  1. Andy Kaufman
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Don’t worry son you don’t have to choose your geek religion until you are 18.

  2. Gauldar
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Con Wars Episode II: Attack of the Bemoans

    Remember: Pillage, Then Burn
    Black XL

  3. Elnots
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    This son, is why you should never huff paint.

  4. Elnots
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    There are always some groups of people that want to rain photon torpedo’s down on your parade.

    BUSTED! Large

  5. Elnots
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    “You think this is bad, you should see what the Westboro Baptist church is doing on the other side of the street.”

  6. Elnots
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    The most obscure sci-fi reference winner is.. “There Are FOUR LIGHTS!”

    God bless Captain Picard!

  7. tcchuang
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Don’t listen to them, son. The force is strong within you.

    t-shirt: That is how I roll -M

  8. RocketTem
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    “Don’t worry son, their mothers will be here to pick them up soon.”

    Booty Call.

  9. dregman
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    “Don’t pay attention to them son, there is no God. There’s only Midi-chlorians… and when you learn to quiet your mind, you’ll hear them speaking to you.”

  10. keith
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    “Nerds.”

    binary solo. medium.

  11. keith
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    “Nerds.”

    Binary solo. medium.

  12. Bob
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    “Okay, so maybe my multi-genre fanfic went too far…”

    Resistance Begins at Ohm, 2XL

  13. Steven H.
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    “See son, that is what happens when you take a nerds computer away.”

    Shirt-ROFLCOPTER pilot.

  14. Heather
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Dad, why is Grandpa holding a sign?
    Your grandfather is dead to us son.

    How can I miss you… M

  15. Shelly
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    “Luckily you’ll never need to choose. Stormtroopers are not geeks.”

    tshirt: I Scare My Own Family!

  16. RigelK
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Ceiling Cat Luvs Geeks

    Math Mom – XL

  17. ej
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Methinks the nerds Hoth protest too much.

    hip, hip array. M.

  18. ECA
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Wow,
    many persons dont have costumes this year.

    ===========================

    Bad economy? no one has money for costumes.

    Random, Large.

  19. Craig
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    “I count blasphemies in 13 religions, 6 of them fictional”

  20. saint_toad
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    “At least their Freedom of Speech doesn’t allow vuvuzelas”

    Abducted by Aliens
    L
    Navy

  21. Craig
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    oops… forgot the t-shirt

    “I count blasphemies in 13 religions, 6 of them fictional”

    Master of My Domain Name, 2XL, Chocolate

  22. Craig
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Comic-Con: Where We Are Tolerant of Everything Except Intolerance

    Master of My Domain Name, 2XL, Chocolate

  23. saint_toad
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    “And yet noone dares cross the Thin Yellow Line”

    Rock Paper Scissors…
    L
    Grey

  24. saint_toad
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    “Oddly enough this year the Scientologists don’t seem to be represented…”

    That’s How I Roll
    L
    Tan

  25. Gregg
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    T Shirt Caption…

    “To think some people come out in public like that”

  26. saint_toad
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    The Year: 2010. Disney’s latest Animatronics technology dazzles all !

    Resistance Begins at Ohm
    L
    Grey

  27. xadrian
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    These are not the protests you’re looking for.

    I <3 Science, Navy XL

  28. Gell-man
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    “I guessed it Dad … they are a flash mob doing the high rise scene in “Independence Day.”

    XL, I Heart Science

  29. jm1656
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    don’t mind these guys son , they are just auditioning for the next union strike.

  30. saint_toad
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 1:04 am

    “Hey, at least they didn’t let them set-up their ‘lemonade’ stand !”

    Binary Solo
    L
    Grey

  31. Jarrah
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 3:01 am

    Well, son, it looks like we’ve finally found an issue that will get the nerds outside.

  32. pismonque
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 4:53 am

    ♫”Oh, we’re the boys in the chorus,
    we hope you like our show…”♫

    mosaic yin yang, choc, xl

  33. n_l_s
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 9:54 am

    “Some people believe anything, honey”

    Neatorama Science XL please

  34. Oscar Z
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    The Wrath of ComicCon

    Mosaic Skull – Large – color: Dark Chocolate

  35. pismonque
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    “It’s called sun dementia, son. These conventions draw them out of their basements and they just can’t handle the Vitamin D overload. Just ignore them.”

  36. pismonque
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    mosaic yin yang, xl, choc

  37. Twist
    Jul 28th, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    The cake is a lie.

    We the unwilling. SM.

  38. pismonque
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 1:22 am

    “Pay attention in here, boy, and someday you just might be able to join them.”

    mosaic yin yang, xl, choc

  39. Vorple
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 1:43 am

    “Of all the parallel universes…”

    Resistance begins at ohm
    xl

  40. Vorple
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 1:46 am

    “That’s ‘comic con’ as in ‘comics convention’ not ‘comically opposed!’”

    Reverse Polish Notation
    xl

  41. Augie
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 2:37 am

    C’mon son. Some people can get too carried away with their hobbies.

    Witchy. Black. Ladies fit:Large.

  42. Augie
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Keep moving and don’t stare at them–they will take it as a challenge, and I don’t have my Magic the Gathering deck with me.

  43. Augie
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 2:41 am

    A flock of rabid Irony-geeks (an offshoot of the Mombasement-dwellers) allow a rare non-virgin Breeder-nerd and offspring to pass unmolested, thus allowing the propagation of the species.

    Witchy. Black. Ladies fit:Large.

  44. pismonque
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 4:36 am

    Despite the time travel, the clever disguise and the attempt to blend in with the Comic Con Crazies, a young Luke Skywalker was no match for one particularly tenacious Storm Trooper.

    mosaic yin yang, choc, xl

  45. KevinSimo123
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 4:56 am

    “Dad, when are they going to make the movie “Stranger than Science Fiction?”"

    Great Vocab Didn’t Save the Thesaurus From Extinction
    Medium

  46. DCMikeRotch
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 6:36 am

    “Code Pink is on vacation–they’re the Code Tightey Whiteys.”

    Mosaic skull, ash gray M

  47. saint_toad
    Jul 29th, 2010 at 9:18 am

    “I remember the days when young super heroes didn’t have to be escorted by Storm Troopers……”

    Abducted by Aliens….
    L
    Navy

  48. pismonque
    Jul 30th, 2010 at 3:46 am

    COMIC CONspiracy Theorists:
    The Truth Is Reeeally Out There

    mosaic yin yang, xl, choc

  49. Rob
    Jul 30th, 2010 at 4:07 am

    The first (and last) Comic Con: Arizona.

    D.A.D.D. (XL)


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