Jill said, "No, John, not that slice. You want this one." I should have known that something was wrong. Hell Kitchen, a pizzeria chain in New Zealand, now offers pizzas which include a slice that is covered with pepper juice:

The company brags the single scorching slice contains the culinary equivalent of a blast of police pepper spray.

In food terms, the heat-treated piece of pie is roughly 1,000 times stronger than the average jalapeno pepper. [...]

There’s no charge from Hell Pizza for turning your dinner into a torture session — and hence their motto:

"It doesn't cost, but someone pays."

Link -via Dave Barry | Photo (unrelated) via Flickr user The Pizza Review