Jill said, "No, John, not that slice. You want this one." I should have known that something was wrong. Hell Kitchen, a pizzeria chain in New Zealand, now offers pizzas which include a slice that is covered with pepper juice:
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The company brags the single scorching slice contains the culinary equivalent of a blast of police pepper spray.
In food terms, the heat-treated piece of pie is roughly 1,000 times stronger than the average jalapeno pepper. [...]
There’s no charge from Hell Pizza for turning your dinner into a torture session — and hence their motto:
"It doesn't cost, but someone pays."
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Not to mention the emotional trauma of crying like a little girl infront of your friends.