“My Mom Is a Fob” Documents Funny Parental Sayings

By David in Everything Else on Nov 11, 2008 at 4:34 pm

As a child of an Asian immigrant, I was acutely aware of the struggles that my parents had to go through to learn the English language. The fact that they stepped off the plane and onto American soil 20 years ago with only an elementary understanding of English, but were somehow able to raise two boys, plus successfully own and operate a business still boggles my mind. Nonetheless, like many other parents who are Fresh Off The Boat (FOB), a thorough butchering of English was a common auditory occurrence in our household.

Enter My Mom Is a Fob, a blog dedicated to moments of, for lack of a better word, the “fobbishness” of parents. The site serves as a repository for e-mails, photos, and conversations with immigrant parents who probably mean well, but often run into problems expressing or understanding exactly what is going on in American culture. Interested readers can send in their own funny stories as well. I love this site not only because it makes me laugh, but because for most immigrant families, there’s something about all of these stories that’s not only plausible, hilarious, and endearing, but relatable too. For readers that like their funny sayings with a patriarchal spin, the blog creators have also set up My Dad Is a Fob.

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Image via Karen Ybanez


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  1. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    that site is awesome. it reminded me of my grandparents. nice to stroll down memory lane

  2. Rocky Rook
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Very funny! I liked the quip about the male enhancement ad on TV and the mom thought it was about teeth whitening! LOL!

  3. Ali S.
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Oh man! This is totally relatable to my experience with my folks. Immigrating to Canada when we were just kids was awesome. Having to explain to my parents what not to say and what it means was a part time job for me. :)

  4. serenawu
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Thanks for featuring us! :)

  5. Joan
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    I’ve been busting a gut reading this for the past 15 minutes =P The “Our family has the gay!” one just might be my favorite.

  6. Aimee
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    “My Mom is a FOB” is absolutely hilarious! Props to whoever came up with that idea! One of my favorite blogs “Lost in Emoticons” does something similiar, but is based on conversations through ichat…and of course uses emoticons :)

    http://www.lostinemoticons.com

  7. stormie24
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    my sister and I had a laugh reading these, it reminds me of my grandmother who is from Newfoundland but still makes all sorts of blunders.

  8. tian
    Nov 11th, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    FOB also stands for Fresh Off the Boeing.

  9. vcxnbxnfhr4b
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 12:43 am

    This is revenge for all the humor aimed at what children say and the mistakes they make on school work.

  10. Tressa
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 5:37 am

    I love this link so much!

  11. Adam Stanhope
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    My daughter will love this as my wife (her mom) and, naturally, all of our friends, fall into this category.

  12. Adam Stanhope
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    P.S. The best thing my FOB wife ever wrote to me:

    “Don’t hoodwink me, Adam.”

    You’d better believe that I didn’t hoodwink her.

  13. Tiny Dancer
    Nov 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    One of the funniest and most heart-warming sites I’ve seen, bless ‘em all!


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