Caption Monkey 43: Playing Horsey

I don’t think that’s what Sarge meant when he said “Get your ass up the hill!”.

Man, John’s had his ass on his shoulders all day.

And they thought getting a monkey off your back was hard.

Who’s the jackass now?

Frank soon learned to be more specific when asking a girl for a little ass.

Most thought that Hollywood had gone too far with remakes when it came out with “Francis Joins the Taliban.”

Don’t ass, don’t tell.

You should see the guy who’s showing his support for the Republicans.

They still had trouble believing they’d found a Skee-Ball in those parts.

Jeff was always the eccentric one and of course opposite day was no exception.

Harold kept telling himself that he knew traveling with his in-laws would be difficult.

Soon the men would tire of carrying Sarge’s ass.

The tragic result when the military gets its inspiration from video games.

He whispered, “My precious donkey, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you.”

“I’m sorry, but Johnson didn’t make it.”

“No! No! NOOOOO! He was supposed to be the back half of our Halloween costume!”

“Why do I have to do all the donkey work?”

“Johnny’s dying wish was for me to bring his ass back to his wife! I love you Johnny this is for you!”

“The new line of apparel codenamed: Operation: Cover your Ass”

Early attempts at forming a cavalry were fraught with problems.

He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.

The famed Nerf Herders of Tatooine.

I like parfait…

How the Secret Service got its start.

Bob would go to great lengths to put on a donkey show for the troops.

In Soviet Russia, ass rides you!

How do u sprain your ankle on weedy ground? geeze carl your such an ass!

Come on now! Back that ass up!

can you see him yet? that charlie is hard t find.

“Laugh it up fellas! But if we come across a landmine field you are going to be glad I brought him!

Soldier: Low blood sugar, huh?
Donkey: Yeah. It’s a curse.

I like ‘asino morte’ on my ration biscuits.

This will teach me not to play Truth or Dare with the guys in this outfit.

The Donkey is back! The Donkey is back!

One of the rare photos of the rebel leader “El Donkey”
surrounded by his personal bodyguards.

Spencer and Heidi. Staged photoshoot # 1,827,373. The Honeymoon.

in russia …donkey rides your ass

“We’re here outside Tavern on the Green, where we’ve secretly replaced this soldier’s backpack with a donkey.”

Soldier’s rifle reportedly kicks like a mule.

Damn, my ass is killing me!

“He got me with the old ‘turn about is fair play’ ploy.”

“This march is really becoming a pain in my ass”

“Learning You Are”

They promised me that I’d see the world. All I’ve done so far is haul ass uphill.

Okay, I’ll take this shift to the top of the next ridge. But after that, we’re switching back.

We’re totally breaking down the man-ass binary

He ain’t heavy, he’s my burro.

Really ,In a situation like that…You gotta Cover your ass

Well, Sarge did tell him to stop mewling about the hike or else…

This was one cute little ass Joe couldn’t refuse

sure, he’ll make me carry him, then he’ll bad-mouth me in the press!

“If you don’t get that ass down, private, you’re gonna blow our cover!”

Uh, Sarge? Could you tell me where the line is?

The lowest rank in the army…..
The mule’s mule.

Save Your Own Ass.

I don’t think our translator is very good.

Looking for weapons of ass destruction.

Hey! I thought that uploading stuff to the eMule was easier!!!

“…Widziano tak?e os?a, którego mrówka nios?a…”

Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the ass. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Mighty men are never seen draggin’ ass.

Yes I’m a democrat, and I support the war

Sometimes, like when we walk a long way, my ass gets sore.

I don’t know what it is but I’ve just been dragging my ass all day, you know?

They told me the way to get a lot of ass was to join the army, but this is rediculous!