Caption Monkey 43: Playing Horsey

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey, Pictures on September 17, 2008 at 10:39 am


Today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game brings you this strange photo via Scribal Terror. Funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many as you can think of.

For inspiration, check out Adam’s blog. Good luck!

Update 9/18/08 – Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to gail, who won with this gem: “He ain’t heavy, he’s my burro.“


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128 comments to "Caption Monkey 43: Playing Horsey"

  1. bmaphies
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    I don't think that's what Sarge meant when he said "Get your ass up the hill!".

  2. Chuck
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    When John decided to go fight in the war, his father said, "You'll get you ass handed to you!" alittle too knowingly.

  3. Brent
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Man, John's had his ass on his shoulders all day.

  4. rhea_sun
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Pack your own lunch.

  5. Brent
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    And they thought getting a monkey off your back was hard.

  6. Brent
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:03 am

    The other guys told him just to bring a blow up doll like everyone else but he just wouldn't listen.

  7. Matt
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Who's the jackass now?

  8. Ian Ross
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Here we see a soldier carrying the platoons most unpopular weapon, the xj560 incendiary donkey bomb. To the men assigned to lug them through the fields and trenches it was known simply as a "heehaw".

  9. Brent
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Frank soon learned to be more specific when asking a girl for a little ass.

  10. MW
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    I told Sarge not to get his ass in the air...

  11. DrTom
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Most thought that Hollywood had gone too far with remakes when it came out with "Francis Joins the Taliban."

  12. anon
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    @bmaphies - I'd vote you the winner. I was about to post "Here we see the origin of the phrase, 'Haul your ass up the hill!"

  13. christopher
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Don't ass, don't tell.

  14. Rebecca Howat
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    John,age 34, would never outgrow his love of donkeys.

  15. Howard
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    You should see the guy who's showing his support for the Republicans.

  16. Tim Giachetti
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    "Jesus! all you do is complain, get off my back you ass!!!"

  17. Aerek
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    They still had trouble believing they'd found a Skee-Ball in those parts.

  18. Stolen Name
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Giddy-up Jack-ass.

  19. hypertweeter
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Jeff was always the eccentric one and of course opposite day was no exception.

  20. Howard
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    No donkey left behind.

  21. Adam Jones
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Harold kept telling himself that he knew traveling with his in-laws would be difficult.

  22. Stolen Name
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly

  23. Anthony
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Soon the men would tire of carrying Sarge's ass.

  24. adair
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Tell me truth -- does my ass look fat in these fatigues?

  25. Puckhead
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    The tragic result when the military gets its inspiration from video games.

  26. Nezzerin
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    "Look at the ass on that guy..."

  27. Jack Denby
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    He whispered, "My precious donkey, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

  28. Nezzerin
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    "Private Gumby! Front and center!"

  29. Howard
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    "I'm sorry, but Johnson didn't make it."

    "No! No! NOOOOO! He was supposed to be the back half of our Halloween costume!"

  30. Chuck
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    "Cpl. Klinger almost got his Section 8 that day..."

  31. David Mc
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    "Why do I have to do all the donkey work?"

  32. AlSImmons
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    That's the last time I save Sarge's ass.

  33. David Mc
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    "Johnny's dying wish was for me to bring his ass back to his wife! I love you Johnny this is for you!"

  34. Dogen
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    "Come on guys! Lets haul ass!"

  35. Nezzerin
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    "The new line of apparel codenamed: Operation: Cover your Ass"

  36. Memphis
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    I'm gonna have the best Halloween costume EVAR!!

  37. JustMe
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Early attempts at forming a cavalry were fraught with problems.

  38. JohnP
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    "Are we there yet?"

  39. Ladyling
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

  40. Kathy
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    "How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there?"

    "Not far. Yoda not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Hee Haw"

  41. poetsdontknowit
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    The famed Nerf Herders of Tatooine.

  42. Destiny
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Are we there yet?

  43. Destiny
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    I like parfait...

  44. CapnMarrrrk
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Hitler's deployment of the deadly Donkey Bomb came too late to turn the tide of WWII. Unbeknownst to him, the donkeys really enjoyed their Nazi Powered Horsey Rides.

  45. Rexmons
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    How the Secret Service got its start.

  46. Randalll
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    That's the Army for you, some ass on your back you go.

  47. mcihael
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Bob would go to great lengths to put on a donkey show for the troops.

  48. streetattack
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    The platoon would have succeeded it's mission, if it weren't for John's lazy ass.

  49. LoudMatt
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    In Soviet Russia, ass rides you!

  50. Jack D
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    I thought he said "grab your asspack"!

  51. oxyacetylene
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    How do u sprain your ankle on weedy ground? geeze carl your such an ass!

  52. Joe_Chemo
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    The best from the mountains of Columbia.

  53. scottdixon79
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Come on now! Back that ass up!

  54. Chad K
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    ..and that's how the phrase "ass-hat" was born.

  55. cody
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    can you see him yet? that charlie is hard t find.

  56. Berzerk3r
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Those damn Nazi's of the arcane turned Pete in to a jackass, we gotta find some kinda french wizard to change him back!

  57. azlynch
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    "Laugh it up fellas! But if we come across a landmine field you are going to be glad I brought him!

  58. Brandon B
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    I thought it was called a piggy back ride?

  59. DavidC
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Soldier: Low blood sugar, huh?
    Donkey: Yeah. It's a curse.

  60. rahuu
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Do these fatigues make my ass look big?

  61. Christophe
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    I like 'asino morte' on my ration biscuits.

  62. rmorey
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    The Sarge said, "Dig a foxhole, you ass!". But instead Dyslexic Dave heard....

  63. Scotchdrnkr
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    This will teach me not to play Truth or Dare with the guys in this outfit.

  64. marina
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!

  65. Angela Maynard
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    The Donkey is back! The Donkey is back!

  66. Chris
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    When will these Democrats start carrying their own weight?

    j/k :)

  67. AJC
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    One of the rare photos of the rebel leader "El Donkey"
    surrounded by his personal bodyguards.

  68. xadrian
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Private Hohtee miss understood the order, now only tilts at windmill jokes.

  69. henryeatspeople
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Spencer and Heidi. Staged photoshoot # 1,827,373. The Honeymoon.

  70. Brent
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    His ass is almost as big as Kim Kashardians!

  71. sleeper
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    in russia ...donkey rides your ass

  72. Xinavera
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Gentlemen, remember it's no longer acceptable to pinch an attractive ass.

  73. Don B
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    "We're here outside Tavern on the Green, where we've secretly replaced this soldier's backpack with a donkey."

  74. v.dog
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Secrets of WW1: The Autonomous Sentry System (A.S.S.) was a key asset in turning the battle at Tannenberg.

  75. Thebes
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Soldier's rifle reportedly kicks like a mule.

  76. sybann
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Most of the new recruits were happy with a teddy bear but not Johnnie!

  77. Carroll Cadden
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Damn, my ass is killing me!

  78. don erikson
    September 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    The sign said "Donkey Rides - Ten Cents", but this isn't what I had in mind.

  79. Gary
    September 17th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    "He got me with the old 'turn about is fair play' ploy."

  80. Kris McCracken
    September 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    "Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"

  81. Neil
    September 17th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    "This march is really becoming a pain in my ass"

  82. Murphy
    September 17th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Here you find master Yoda and Luke Skywalker on the planet Dagobah.

  83. Murphy
    September 17th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    "Learning You Are"

  84. Liz Geiger
    September 17th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    "Damn these pack mules!!!"

  85. JOel
    September 17th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    They promised me that I'd see the world. All I've done so far is haul ass uphill.

  86. cwilliamson
    September 17th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    "...and suddenly...without warning...DONKEY NINJAS!!!"

  87. Dan93
    September 17th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Okay, I'll take this shift to the top of the next ridge. But after that, we're switching back.

  88. shannon
    September 17th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Backpack-mule

  89. B Niss
    September 17th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    We're totally breaking down the man-ass binary

  90. dooflotchie
    September 17th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    I better get enough sleep tonight or my ass will be dragging tomorrow!

  91. gail
    September 17th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    He ain't heavy, he's my burro.

  92. extramatic
    September 17th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    "War is for asses"

  93. Fritznhoffa!
    September 17th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Really ,In a situation like that...You gotta Cover your ass

  94. Scott-O
    September 17th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    "Forget digging a foxhole! I'm gonna burro into mine!"

  95. Scott-O
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Well, Sarge did tell him to stop mewling about the hike or else...

  96. Scott-O
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    The troops learned to never again complain about the burritos in the mess hall.

  97. Laurel
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    This was one cute little ass Joe couldn't refuse

  98. joey
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    before the seeing eye dog was ass vision

  99. Bruce V. Bracken
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    sure, he'll make me carry him, then he'll bad-mouth me in the press!

  100. Jay
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    "No ass will be left behind".

  101. Chewsy
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    "If you don't get that ass down, private, you're gonna blow our cover!"

  102. Chewsy
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    "I know we been out here awhile, but everyone's gonna laugh at you when you bring that dog back to base."

  103. Some guy
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Uh, Sarge? Could you tell me where the line is?

  104. Dean Woodyatt
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    This makes my ass look bigger doesn't it?

  105. Dean Woodyatt
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:20 am

    The lowest rank in the army.....
    The mule's mule.

  106. Dewey
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:32 am

    Hey, I can see my house from here!

  107. red8ii8
    September 18th, 2008 at 1:04 am

    Save Your Own Ass.

  108. tripleX
    September 18th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    After this mission everyone greeted Winston with the donkeypiss sign.

  109. tripleX
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:03 am

    I don't think our translator is very good.

  110. LEon
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:16 am

    This Christmas, catch the true account of the truth and the untold side of the story "Saving Private Ryan" on Bluray. Director Cut, uncut, unrated.

  111. tripleX
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Looking for weapons of ass destruction.

  112. tripleX
    September 18th, 2008 at 2:47 am

    I really think a shrimp is a better mascotte, Sarge.

  113. Rubén
    September 18th, 2008 at 3:40 am

    Hey! I thought that uploading stuff to the eMule was easier!!!

  114. Badjuk
    September 18th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    "...Widziano tak?e os?a, którego mrówka nios?a..."

  115. Badjuk
    September 18th, 2008 at 6:17 am

    "...Widziano tak?e os?a, którego mrówka nios?a..."

  116. Algonkin
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:06 am

    Shreck! Shreck!...I need help here!!!

  117. Brent
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:26 am

    Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the ass. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

  118. jonathan
    September 18th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    :: Browser find: "ass" ::

    Aw ...

  119. Renata
    September 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Mighty men are never seen draggin' ass.

  120. jimmy gee
    September 18th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Inb case of attack, Burro Deep !!

  121. jimmy gee
    September 18th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Yes I'm a democrat, and I support the war

  122. shandra
    September 18th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Dude!! Get your ass off of me!

  123. Gary
    September 18th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Sometimes, like when we walk a long way, my ass gets sore.

  124. skid
    September 18th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    "hey johnson, get your ass off your shoulders and dig like the rest of us!"

  125. Don Newbury
    September 19th, 2008 at 7:46 am

    I don't know what it is but I've just been dragging my ass all day, you know?

  126. Larfin Jackarse
    September 21st, 2008 at 4:08 am

    Well I guess I should make some sort of comment but I haven't been arset.

  127. Radiowiz
    September 21st, 2008 at 11:03 am

    They told me the way to get a lot of ass was to join the army, but this is rediculous!

  128. Badjuk
    June 8th, 2009 at 6:54 am

    "...widziano takze osla, ktorego mrowka niosla...".
    Na wyspach Bergamutach - Jan Brzechwa


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