Caption Monkey 43: Playing Horsey - Neatorama

Today's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game brings you this strange photo via Scribal Terror. Funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many as you can think of.

For inspiration, check out Adam's blog. Good luck!

Update 9/18/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to gail, who won with this gem: "He ain't heavy, he's my burro."

I don't think that's what Sarge meant when he said "Get your ass up the hill!".

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When John decided to go fight in the war, his father said, "You'll get you ass handed to you!" alittle too knowingly.

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Man, John's had his ass on his shoulders all day.

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Pack your own lunch.

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And they thought getting a monkey off your back was hard.

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The other guys told him just to bring a blow up doll like everyone else but he just wouldn't listen.

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Who's the jackass now?

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Here we see a soldier carrying the platoons most unpopular weapon, the xj560 incendiary donkey bomb. To the men assigned to lug them through the fields and trenches it was known simply as a "heehaw".

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Frank soon learned to be more specific when asking a girl for a little ass.

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I told Sarge not to get his ass in the air...

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Most thought that Hollywood had gone too far with remakes when it came out with "Francis Joins the Taliban."

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@bmaphies - I'd vote you the winner. I was about to post "Here we see the origin of the phrase, 'Haul your ass up the hill!"

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Don't ass, don't tell.

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John,age 34, would never outgrow his love of donkeys.

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You should see the guy who's showing his support for the Republicans.

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"Jesus! all you do is complain, get off my back you ass!!!"

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They still had trouble believing they'd found a Skee-Ball in those parts.

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Giddy-up Jack-ass.

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Jeff was always the eccentric one and of course opposite day was no exception.

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No donkey left behind.

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Harold kept telling himself that he knew traveling with his in-laws would be difficult.

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You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly

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Soon the men would tire of carrying Sarge's ass.

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Tell me truth -- does my ass look fat in these fatigues?

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The tragic result when the military gets its inspiration from video games.

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"Look at the ass on that guy..."

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He whispered, "My precious donkey, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

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"Private Gumby! Front and center!"

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"I'm sorry, but Johnson didn't make it."

"No! No! NOOOOO! He was supposed to be the back half of our Halloween costume!"

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"Cpl. Klinger almost got his Section 8 that day..."

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"Why do I have to do all the donkey work?"

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That's the last time I save Sarge's ass.

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"Johnny's dying wish was for me to bring his ass back to his wife! I love you Johnny this is for you!"

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"Come on guys! Lets haul ass!"

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"The new line of apparel codenamed: Operation: Cover your Ass"

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I'm gonna have the best Halloween costume EVAR!!

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Early attempts at forming a cavalry were fraught with problems.

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"Are we there yet?"

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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

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"How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there?"

"Not far. Yoda not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Hee Haw"

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The famed Nerf Herders of Tatooine.

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Are we there yet?

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I like parfait...

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Hitler's deployment of the deadly Donkey Bomb came too late to turn the tide of WWII. Unbeknownst to him, the donkeys really enjoyed their Nazi Powered Horsey Rides.

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How the Secret Service got its start.

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That's the Army for you, some ass on your back you go.

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Bob would go to great lengths to put on a donkey show for the troops.

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The platoon would have succeeded it's mission, if it weren't for John's lazy ass.

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In Soviet Russia, ass rides you!

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I thought he said "grab your asspack"!

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How do u sprain your ankle on weedy ground? geeze carl your such an ass!

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The best from the mountains of Columbia.

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Come on now! Back that ass up!

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..and that's how the phrase "ass-hat" was born.

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can you see him yet? that charlie is hard t find.

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Those damn Nazi's of the arcane turned Pete in to a jackass, we gotta find some kinda french wizard to change him back!

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"Laugh it up fellas! But if we come across a landmine field you are going to be glad I brought him!

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I thought it was called a piggy back ride?

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Soldier: Low blood sugar, huh?
Donkey: Yeah. It's a curse.

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Do these fatigues make my ass look big?

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I like 'asino morte' on my ration biscuits.

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The Sarge said, "Dig a foxhole, you ass!". But instead Dyslexic Dave heard....

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This will teach me not to play Truth or Dare with the guys in this outfit.

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And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!

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The Donkey is back! The Donkey is back!

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When will these Democrats start carrying their own weight?

j/k :)

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One of the rare photos of the rebel leader "El Donkey"
surrounded by his personal bodyguards.

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Private Hohtee miss understood the order, now only tilts at windmill jokes.

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Spencer and Heidi. Staged photoshoot # 1,827,373. The Honeymoon.

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His ass is almost as big as Kim Kashardians!

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in russia ...donkey rides your ass

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Gentlemen, remember it's no longer acceptable to pinch an attractive ass.

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"We're here outside Tavern on the Green, where we've secretly replaced this soldier's backpack with a donkey."

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Secrets of WW1: The Autonomous Sentry System (A.S.S.) was a key asset in turning the battle at Tannenberg.

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Soldier's rifle reportedly kicks like a mule.

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Most of the new recruits were happy with a teddy bear but not Johnnie!

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Damn, my ass is killing me!

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The sign said "Donkey Rides - Ten Cents", but this isn't what I had in mind.

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"He got me with the old 'turn about is fair play' ploy."

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"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"

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"This march is really becoming a pain in my ass"

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Here you find master Yoda and Luke Skywalker on the planet Dagobah.

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"Learning You Are"

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"Damn these pack mules!!!"

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They promised me that I'd see the world. All I've done so far is haul ass uphill.

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"...and suddenly...without warning...DONKEY NINJAS!!!"

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Okay, I'll take this shift to the top of the next ridge. But after that, we're switching back.

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Backpack-mule

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We're totally breaking down the man-ass binary

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I better get enough sleep tonight or my ass will be dragging tomorrow!

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He ain't heavy, he's my burro.

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"War is for asses"

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Really ,In a situation like that...You gotta Cover your ass

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"Forget digging a foxhole! I'm gonna burro into mine!"

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Well, Sarge did tell him to stop mewling about the hike or else...

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The troops learned to never again complain about the burritos in the mess hall.

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This was one cute little ass Joe couldn't refuse

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before the seeing eye dog was ass vision

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sure, he'll make me carry him, then he'll bad-mouth me in the press!

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"No ass will be left behind".

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