Hoss Gets $50 a Dose! Hm....

Posted by Alex in Animal on August 18, 2007 at 7:38 pm


You’re looking at Hoss, a champion boar, who gets $50/dose (whatever that means, but I’m sure you can guess).

Maybe someone can fill us in on the story of this guy and his um, … unique ad: Link


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8 comments to "Hoss Gets $50 a Dose! Hm...."

  1. Ali S.
    August 18th, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    Oh. My. God! They are the biggest whatchamacallits ever!

  2. chris
    August 18th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    Since the ad is on the Church of the Subgenius site, I'd guess that it's a joke.

  3. Rob
    August 18th, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    Not a joke, although with phrases like "Stress Status: Negative" and "Noble Cause line" I can see why it ended up on a subgenius site.

    See here for context:
    http://highplainsgenetics.com/boarstud.html

    Compared to those monsters, Hoss and his business parts are somewhat sub par. ;)

  4. K
    August 18th, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    I wish someone would buy mine for $50/dose - I'd be seriously rich by now......... hahahahahaha!

  5. XuYu
    August 19th, 2007 at 1:54 am

    Hot beef injection into a hog? That's GROSS!

  6. Loverat
    August 19th, 2007 at 10:55 am

    Lol. I was quickly scrolling through and my initial glance at ole' ubah knuts looked like a very fat person naked =P Frightening he is =/

  7. ted
    August 19th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    That's nothing new. People have been extracting semen from animals for years.

    It's the collection method that's a little creepy.

  8. andrew
    August 20th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    whatever. that's what my add in the personals looks like. what's the big deal?


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