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Police Sketches Versus Mug Shots

The police composite sketch, created with the help of an eye witness, is often the first step in catching a criminal.

But witnesses who have a fuzzy recollection of what the perpetrator looked like may end up contributing to a sketch that looks nothing like the accused, and therefore isn’t much help to law enforcement.

It’s not always the witnesses fault, sometimes the sketch artist is simply lacking in illustration training and ends up drawing a gnome instead of a human perp.

And then there are those spot on sketches that manage to perfectly capture both the look and the attitude of the criminal, the drawings that set the standard for other composite sketch artists.

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JURASSIC BIKER - Imperial Innovation Run Amok


JURASSIC BIKER by ALIENBIKER23

Even though that war in the stars between Imperial and Rebel forces took place a long, long time ago you rarely see that ancient setting addressed in the movies. It's all clone troopers, droids and starships, but where are all the dinosaurs? Turns out Lucas thought the movies wouldn't do as well with troopers riding raptors, so they swapped out the dinosaurs for speeder bikes and AT units and the rest is movie history!

Add a whole new look to your geeky wardrobe with this JURASSIC BIKER t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, it's sure to make your fellow sci-fi fans chuckle with delight!

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AMERICAN MANDO SITH VS. JEDI The Force Is Strong With My Dad SAVAGE TUSKEN

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Good Guy Mickey - There's A Murderous Mouse In Your House...


Good Guy Mickey by Lina Baby

There was something seriously wrong with the new batch of Good Guy Mickey dolls being shipped to stores nationwide, and parents were about to learn that toys aren't always child's play. It seems an angry programmer named Charles Lee Ray had written the code for the Mickey chip, and this cutting edge piece of technology caused the units to turn from tickle mode to terror mode whenever kids pulled their strings. As for why the Mickey Good Guy dolls came with a knife as an accessory, well that's anybody's guess!

Behold the horror of your favorite cartoon rodent gone wrong with this Good Guy Mickey t-shirt by Lina Baby, it's a clever way to show you're simply mad about the mouse!

Visit Lina Baby's Facebook fan page, official website and Instagram, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more horrifyingly fun designs:

Hellboy Ride Eternal Rebel Mary Jane The Massacre Of Piglet

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Superfan Built His Own Mad Max Interceptor

Mad Max fever is sweeping across the globe, but for some the blood of the Road Warrior has been flowing through their veins for decades.

These fans who dream of driving across the wasteland, looking for trouble in a souped up vehicle bristling with weaponry and attitude or, better yet, hitting the highway in Max’s mighty Interceptor muscle car.

A diehard fan named Dale Walter decided to make his own post-apocalyptic dreams come true by turning a 1972 Australian Ford Falcon into the badass muscle car that first drove Max into our hearts back in 1979.

As Dale demonstrates in this video from Barcroft Cars, the Interceptor has a movie accurate horn and siren, a 351 Ford Cleveland engine that purrs and growls like a panther, and enough screen presence to star in its own Mad Max movie!

-Via Uproxx


A Comedic Collision Of Vehicles From Pop Culture

Some of our favorite pop culture franchises feature a vehicle prominently in the storyline. Whether it’s the funky machine used to get to the next mystery or one super stylin’ way to go back in time, these amazing stories wouldn’t be the same without a cool vehicle.

Artist CJ Johnson has turned his love of vehicles from pop culture into a totally cool series of mashup illustrations that show what happens to the ride when fictional universes collide.

-Via GeekTyrant


Pocket Badass - He's A Cutting Edge Fashion Accessory


Pocket Badass by ddjvigo

You never know when you're going to need a merc on your side, like when the comic store clerk claims there are no more issues of your favorite comic in stock or your favorite taco shop runs out of chimichangas. When that horrible moment arrives you'll be glad your pocket is full of dead fierce awesomeness courtesy of tiny Wade Wilson! He might leave a little pool in your pocket after he springs into action, but don't worry-it'll come out in the wash!

Keep your favorite merc with a mouth close at hand with this Pocket Badass t-shirt by ddjvigo, and you'll look simply marvel-ous!

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City Of Fury The Ghoul Inside "We're Home" Splatted Iron

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Share Some Puppy Love With These 30 Doggone Good T-Shirts (And You Can Win One Too!)

Dog lovers are an ardent bunch, steadfast in their conviction that man's best friend is the absolute pick of the litter among all types of pets.

If you're a dog lover then you know that puppy love knows no bounds, and one of the geekiest ways to show your love of dogs is with a dog themed t-shirt from the NeatoShop!

(But if times are ruff for your poor wallet then make your way to the end of this post for your chance to win a free NeatoShop t-shirt!)

Dogs have been living alongside humans since way back in the day

8-BIT DOG HUNTS DUCK by Mudge

And together we’ve become quite a pair

Adventure Throne by BazNet

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Amusing Murals That Incorporate The Street Into Each Piece

Street Art has gone from the side of the road to the walls of art galleries, and yet those outlaw artists who want to make a name for themselves still start their journey on the street.

But those who actually work the street into their Street Art earn even higher marks, the more clever and surprising the inclusion the better.

Italian artist Caiffa Cosimo, aka Cheone, does a great job of working the street and pavement into each piece he paints, which makes his works feel like they're coming to life right before your eyes.

-Via My Modern Met


Jeff Ross Roasts A Room Full Of Female Inmates

Jeff Ross usually roasts comedians and celebrities who get what he’s doing when he tears them down with snappy jokes about their appearance, career or lack of dignity.

But people don't take roasting very well in real life, and when it comes to real life you can’t get more real than prison, because people generally drop all pretense when they’re behind bars.

So it may come as some surprise that Jeff Ross actually went to prison with the sole purpose of roasting inmates, and you’ll probably find it even more surprising that he survived the show.

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Jeff paid a visit to the Brazos County Jail in Texas and roasted a room full of female inmates, which should've been the toughest gig of his life, but the inmates really rose to the occasion! (Contains NSFW language)

-Via Comedy Central


Animals Acting Like Puppies

Dogs have spent thousands of years becoming man’s best friend, and nowadays it can be hard to tell whether some people love their children or their dogs more.

This tight bond formed between dogs and humans has made many other animals feel left out, so these clever critters have come up with a plan to make themselves more appealing to humans.

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The way they see it, if they start acting more like puppies then humans will have no choice but to love them, pet them and feed them ‘til they’re full!


These Paintings Explain Why Shia LeBeouf Is So Strange- He's A Time Lord

Shia LeBeouf is one enigmatic fellow- he’s always spouting all kinds of insane theories, he disappears for a while then reappears when you’d least expect it, and his life beyond the screen is a bit of a mystery.

There’s something about Mr. LeBeouf that’s not quite right, something that makes him seem not quite human.

Could he be one of the legendary Time Lords, sent here to protect Earth’s people from otherworldly horrors and rolling trash can exterminators?

Equally enigmatic artist Brandon Bird seems to think there’s something to the theory, so he’s spreading the word with a series of paintings that show Shia as all thirteen incarnations of The Doctor.

-Via Laughing Squid


Chewie Y U No Age? - Solos Come And Go, But Wookiees Are Forever


Chewie Y U No Age? by Olipop

Wookiees are known for having long, shaggy fur, long lifespans and an extremely long memory when it comes to getting revenge on those who have done them wrong. When you add a Wookiee warrior to your battle for the stars the stormtroopers are sure to go running scared, but what's a Wookiee to do when they've outlived their comrades-in-arms and are forced to find another way to stick it to the Empire? Should they skywalk solo or give some other furry species a han?

Celebrate the timeless geekiness of your favorite sci-fi franchise with this Chewie Y U No Age? t-shirt by Olipop, and get geared up for movie night!

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Donatello's Pizza Rebel Initiative My World Is Fire

Baymaxters

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Saint Bollocks - He Ain't No Chain Smoking Cherub!


Saint Bollocks by Demonigote

John Constantine walks the line between good and evil, heaven and hell, but despite his recurring role as Savior of the Earth he's far from a saint. No, John's not a true believer, he's seen way too much messed up stuff to keep the faith, but he does have his very own guardian angel. It's too bad that fellow was nowhere to be found when Constantine was facing cancellation, how's that for heaven sent?!

Don this vision of vertigo, this Saint Bollocks t-shirt by Demonigote, and watch your geeky sense of style cast a spell on all your fellow Constantine fans!

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Mediocre! (v3) Blue Shell (Blue/White) FURIOSA The Antman Minimalist

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From Punk Performer To Playing A Mute Prisoner: Annie Golden Sings!

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Norma has come to be known as a comic relief character on the prison dramedy Orange Is The New Black, and her silent pantomiming and goofy demeanor on the show makes her seem like a cute and cuddly person.

But long before she played Norma on OITNB actress Annie Golden was tearing it up on stage as lead singer of a punk band called The Shirts.

Annie and The Shirts headlined at CBGB’s in the late 70s and again in the early 90s, and during Annie’s solo career she wrote the song "Hang Up The Phone", which was featured in Sixteen Candles. -Via Elite Daily

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Merc Vs. Merc - The Wilson Boys Are Driving Me Mad!


Merc Vs. Merc by ClayGrahamArt

Slade and Wade, a marvel-ous pool of the dead and a stroke of death from DC, two guys with super snazzy outfits which are perfect for kicking butt and looking like a badass. They could be brothers in arms, comrades who share a last name and a flair for the dramatic, but something keeps them at each other's throat. A game of merc versus merc can have deadly consequences, but something tells me the Wilsons would rather blow each other to bits than stop playing their mercish games...

This Merc Vs. Merc t-shirt by ClayGrahamArt will drive your fellow fans mad with delight and show your frenemies that you mean business!

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Severus Saves Live Dangerously S.P.E.W. Member Scrimpin' Ain't Easy!

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