When an office is under attack by a nefarious sandwich thief, one employee dares to step up and write the passive-aggressive note that started it all:

The employee clearly thought this appeal to the thief's sense of maturity and dignity would end the sandwich stealing madness, but the thief was not so easily deterred:

Soon a war of notes was underway, a battle of wits with the very life of a Turkey and Swiss with Mayo on Rye hanging in the balance.

The thief demanded a ransom, but the man wasn't about to give in to the demands of a deli style terrorist:

Their threat to involve HR met with little concern, as the thief upped the ante by including photos of the kidnapped, and totally innocent, sandwich with his next note:

Is this sandwich mystery exposed by More FM real, or the product of bored office workers looking for something to do on their break?

Where does this tangled web of Turkey and Swiss and thievery go from here? Does HR ever get involved, or were those the empty threats of a grieving, and hungry, victim?

Discover the stunning conclusion to this tale of sandwich thievery here!

Humans have been fascinated by felines since we walked like Egyptians, and aside from a few dark periods when cats were associated with witchcraft, and slaughtered by the superstitious, people love having cats in their lives.

Author Peter Gethers says he was a certified cat hater until he received a kitten he named Norton, the star of his Norton Cat Trilogy, and in this vintage video segment Peter briefly discusses the history of cats with his furry pal Norton by his side.

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If you're looking for a video with a lot of information about the history of cats you may have to keep on searching, but if you're looking for a video where a cute cat sits on a table and completely ignores a nearby plate of pasta then get ready for a treat!

-Via Everything Is Terrible

Remember the good old days of the internet, when AOL sent us new coasters every week, Google was still a force for good, and many websites sported that cheesy Geocities style?

The late 90s and early 00s really weren't that long ago in the grand scheme of things. In fact, it was such a short time ago in terms of webpage lifespans that many of these sites are still up and running, in all their early internet glory. 

Missing those simpler days of dial-up romance, chat rooms and email love letters? Then you'll appreciate the fact that the You've Got Mail website is still up and running, even though it doesn't appear to have been updated since 1998:

Longing to revisit your favorite dinosaur movie sequel The Lost World: Jurassic Park? Visit a website from 1997 that is somehow still up and running, a magical site that transports you to the InGen website via the Intranet:

Check out the rest of the 6 Classic Websites That Somehow Still Exist over at The Mary Sue

Attack on Titan is an anime series with a pretty unique storyline which is introduced by a totally rockin', yet somewhat generic sounding, theme song.

However, if you're using the theme song for a mashup generic is good, generic means the song will work with all kinds of shows, from zombie shows to prison shows to American cartoon shows.

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CountDownToDisaster created a mashup video that shows how well the Attack On Titan theme song works as an intro no matter what the show's genre, but they left one very important genre unrepresented-sitcoms.

Imagine how amazing Perfect Strangers would have looked with this rockin' theme song playing in the background, or a Family Matters intro-Titan style, with Urkel standing there looking all heroic in his highwater pants and suspenders... (Barely NSFW due to language)

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Hero of Monsters by Raven Amos

Human beings may see that giant lizard kaiju as a destroyer and a menace to mankind, but all of monsterkind see him as a mighty hero. When it came time for 'Zilla to attend the annual Monster Mash Halloween Bash he had to pick out a costume befitting a true hero, so he decided to dress up like Link and become a monster legend.

This Hero of Monsters t-shirt by Raven Amos is a geeky mashup masterpiece that will make kaiju movie fans and gamers giggle with glee!

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The Merc With A Mouth by MikeGoesGeek

A plan was underway to adapt Wade's story into book form, but the author was finding it really hard to edit out all the bloody bits for the sake of the kiddies. He'd already transformed the merc with the horribly scarred face into a cute, bubble headed fellow with big hands and a pleasantly round shape, but he was finding it hard to work in Wade's chosen career path, since every job he undertook involved someone meeting their end!

Crazed chimichanga obsessed assassins have never looked as cute as they do on this The Merc With A Mouth t-shirt by MikeGoesGeek, sport it around town and show people how cool their childhood could have been.

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My Guardian Angel by Roy Condy

Our guardian angels come in all shapes and sizes, and whether you're a less refined individual with some bad habits, or a saintly Samaritan who never does anything wrong, you've got your own brand of angel looking out for you from up above. But, just like in real life, nobody wants to hang out with those halo polishing do-goodniks, and the angels who are a bit rough around the edges are lots of fun at a party!

Show the world who's got your back with this My Guardian Angel t-shirt by Roy Condy, and stay true to your unique sense of style!

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Creature From The Shallow Lagoon by Raz City

Ever since that classic scary movie came out starring that one particular creature from the Black Lagoon their kind have been seen as horrible brutes, but really they're all big softies...and not particularly fond of swimming. They do like attending all kinds of monster parties, especially when they're pool side, so they always bring their water wings and inflatable Nessie floats with them so they're always prepared to take a dip!

Add a humorous twist to your geeky wardrobe with this Creature From The Shallow Lagoon t-shirt by Raz City, it's the perfect shirt to wear while hanging out in the shallow end or watching a monster movie marathon.

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Mutant Fiction by karlangas

It's hard for a mutant to land a nine-to-five job in a world full of normal looking people, so they often turn to a life of crime to pay the bills. One particularly scummy pair of mutants really enjoyed the hood life, and they never wanted to live like normal folks anyways. They lived life to a bebop beat and a rocksteady rhythm, but there was one thing their mutant minds couldn't master- the hardcore hitman monologue.

Add a touch of pulp character to your geeky wardrobe with this Mutant Fiction t-shirt by karlangas, it's a mutant noir masterpiece!

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The Hungry Games by Donovan Santiago

When that popular post apocalyptic book series came out the food products in the world instantly fell in love, after all the books had hunger in their very title. Even though there weren't any food characters in the books the food products found the delicious storyline totally engrossing, and it wasn't long before they were organizing their own version of the hunger games on the dining room table...

Food and apocalyptic fantasy collide on this The Hungry Games t-shirt by Donovan Santiago, a delicious way to add some geek, and foodie, appeal to your wardrobe!

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In Potentia by Gallifreya

Pocket monsters come in all shapes and sizes, but deep down they're all pretty much the same- strange animal like beings capable of manipulating natural energy. Analyze them all as a whole and you'll begin to see similarities between the types, and some very special species are capable of transforming into other pocket monsters, the living embodiment of evolution.

Show the world you're fully evolved with this In Potentia t-shirt by Gallifreya, it's the super stylish way to try and catch 'em all on one shirt!

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Wind Up Broken Hearted by Thomas Fuchs

Puny human hearts don't come with a key to wind them up, or pairs of shiny arms and legs, but they do have a certain degree of resiliency machines simply can't match. Human hearts bounce back from pain, from mourning and, with a little bypass surgery, from clogged arteries, and they're not in constant need of oiling and winding. Keep your heart soft and squishy, or you might wind up with a broken heart unable to be repaired!

If you love heartfelt humor then you'll love this Wind Up Broken Hearted t-shirt by Thomas Fuchs, it's a shirt after your own punster heart.

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Barrel of Monkey Links by OhHeyDJ

Link never wanted to be in a crossover video game, but the programmers insisted he join his fellow game stars in the mashup of the millenium called the Legend of Super Donkey Star. He was scared of being paired up with a savage beast or a psycho plumber, but when he saw that he'd been paired with Diddy his fear quickly faded away and Link looked forward to some monkey business.

Celebrate the most unlikely video game mashup ever with this Barrel of Monkey Links t-shirt by OhHeyDJ, it's cheaper than the actual game disc would be and guaranteed to keep you entertained for much longer!

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Beastly by Fanfreak

Some people earn their nickname by performing deeds, or because of the costume they wear, but Logan earned his beastly moniker with his ferocious mutant fury and his razor sharp claws. They call him the Wolverine because he fights like a savage beast, and those who are caught on the wrong end of his rage are lucky if they live to talk about the encounter...

Behold the fury of the Wolverine, as he slashes his way through the competition on this Beastly t-shirt by Fanfreak, it's the perfect way to show the world you've got anger issues!

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it seems like a shame to waste a bunch of perfectly good ice cream, but if it’s for the sake of creating art then I guess it’s okay.

Actually, using a bunch of different colored ice creams instead of paint sounds like a delicious way to create an original work of art! 

Artist Othman Toma claims to paint mini masterpieces with different flavors of ice cream and popsicles, but there has been a bit of controversy surrounding Othman's works on Reddit, and not just because his artwork has started to attract ants.

Redditors claim the Iraqi artist couldn't possibly get such bright, clear colors by using ice cream, but who doesn't like a bit of mystery with their artwork?

-Via Bored Panda