Exsanguinate by Dooomcat

When the Doctor implanted the Dracula virus in their computer's mainframe he had no idea what the malware would do to those extermination obsessed rolling trash cans, but who could have foreseen this radical transformation? The virus caused those turret heads to become obsessed with sucking blood, and bats, and capes...at least they finally discovered a use for their plunger arm!

When you wear this Exsanguinate t-shirt by Dooomcat you'll be sporting a mashup tee that doesn't suck, a bloody good design that is sure to make your fellow Whovians howl with delight!

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Surf Before Xmas by Victorsbeard

Everything was in full swing in Halloween Town, as the residents scrambled to get everything ready for their favorite three months of the year- Hallowmas and Christmaween! There was one well known resident who was conspicuously absent from the seasonal preparation scramble- that old pumpkin head Jack! It seems he'd found some tasty waves off the coast of Skull Island, and he simply couldn't stop shredding those curls...

Celebrate the endless summer of the afterlife with this Surf Before Xmas t-shirt by Victorsbeard, it's totally gnarly like a rotten old tree stump or a tasty tube!

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Lo Pan's High Cuisine by Andy Hunt

If you ever find yourself visiting San Francisco's Chinatown steer clear of Lo Pan's High Cuisine, especially if anyone in your party has green eyes! If they seat you in the back, near the creepy looking statue, watch yourself or you might get snatched up! Lo Pan isn't a very nice man, despite the persona he sells to the public, and ever since Jack Burton exposed his soul sucking ways people have been steering clear of that restaurant.

Share your love of big trouble, and classic movies, with this Lo Pan's High Cuisine t-shirt by Andy Hunt, wear it in honor of your favorite comedic action flick!

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Turtle Recall by Adho1982

There's a mean little brain named Krang who came to Earth looking for freebies but found a way to take over the world. His brain was a mighty instrument of terror, but his body wasn't much to look at, so he built himself a tough guy suit so he could blend in with the Earthlings. He remained undetected for a while, setting his evil his plans into action, but Krang wasn't counting on four green Earthlings with shells on their backs foiling his mind games...

Warn the world about the dangers of Krangification with this Turtle Recall t-shirt by Adho1982, and take your geeky wardrobe on a trip back to when cartoon turtles were cool!

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Cucco's Revenge by Gordon Brebner Designs

They would no longer be called chicken, because the cuccos were now out for blood. They'd had enough of Link's bullying ways, and they refused to be picked up and tossed aside like insignificant shrubbery. They would peck, flap, claw and cluck their way to the top of the food chain, starting with that little pointy eared punk who had inspired their cucco revolution...

Tell a tale of classic video game tables being turned with this Cucco's Revenge t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, and watch your fellow gamers giggle with glee!

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Science, The Musical by Pacalin

They're scientists on the stage, with square and hollow legs, they sing and dance and cavort and prance and their theories are all the rage. Neil has shown us the galaxy, like Sagan did before him, and the night sky was Galileo's favorite show. Einstein brought us up with relativity, and Newton taught us why things fall down, and together they have entertained our minds with the greatest show on Earth- SCIENCE!

Add a touch of scientific wonder to your geeky wardrobe with this Science, The Musical t-shirt by Pacalin, and share your unique brand of geekery with the world!

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Mini Evil by Chip Skelton

The minions had never seen any horror movies, because Gru found them despicable, but once they got a taste for the dark side of cinema they couldn't get enough! They started sneaking around the compound, scaring each other and pretending to perform gruesome kills, until one little guy discovered some sharp tools in the shed and fashioned a crude weapon. That was the day when playtime became truly terrifying...

Bring the dark side of a minion's imagination to your geeky wardrobe with this Mini Evil t-shirt by Chip Skelton, it's delightfully dark and sure to make folks crack a fiendish smile when they see it!

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Okay, I admit that wasn't the best title I've ever come up with, but short of calling these things "object hacks" I just didn't know how to perfectly describe making stuff out of stuff.

However, turning old useless stuff into shiny new stuff is totally fun, and a great way to show off your crafty side while being eco-friendly!

1. Chip bag hair bow-

You don't have to be a fashion expert to know that hair bows are always in style, and if you're out of chips and out of style then you're in luck! With a little crafty know-how and a mirror you've got one tasty hair accessory!

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2. Upcycled jeans tablet sleeve-

Losing an old pair of jeans is like losing a good friend, but you can turn that frown upside down by turning your old jeans into a snazzy denim tablet sleeve. It looks even cooler if your jeans are worn or covered in patches.

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3. Playing card top hat-

Heading out to poker night but you don't have a thing to wear? Grab a deck of cards, some scissors and a stapler and you've got all you need to make a sweet playing card top hat that'll make your friends flush with envy! 

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Only the bravest souls attempt this master trainer level build- a brimmed Pokemon card hat simply oozing with swagger! Got game? This kid certainly does!

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Halloween parties are all the rage with everybody from 3 to 103, and with good reason- candy, costumes and creepy decorations makes for one heck of a bash!

If you're planning on throwing a party this Halloween then you should take a look at these tutorials that cover the decor and the food, so you'll be ready to greet your ghoulish guests in style.

1. Wine Glass Mummy Candle Holder-

Decorating around the house means setting the right Halloween mood, and as every Halloweenie knows candlelight is just right.

These cute mummy candle holders are cleverly made out of dollar store wine glasses, and since you're doing the decorating you can paint them up to look like whichever monsters you like!

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2. and 3. Spooky Wreaths-

This fun variation on the traditional Christmas wreath is starting to catch on, like the Halloween tree, as a yearly tradition, and with these fun and easy tutorials your door will be stylin' all through the Hallowmas season.

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Here's a variation on the same theme, from the same source, that uses skulls instead of bony hands.

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4. Modge Podge Monsters-

Not every piece of Halloween home decor has to be scary- these modge podge monsters can be just as cute, or terrifying, as you want them to be.

They're fun for the whole family, suitable for display outdoors and built to last. And the best part- they're made out of stuff you can find at the dollar store!

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Horror movies have very simplistic roots, and in the early days of monster cinema a fiend could shake the audience to the core with just a sinister look and an appropriately eerie soundtrack.

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Nowadays horror movies are so stuck on making us jump out of our seats, or crawl out of our skin with disgust, that it's hard to remember how pure the chills and thrills used to be.

The good old days of Bela Lugosi using his vampiric gaze to charm audiences into submission, or Lon Cheney Jr. becoming every kind of creature imaginable, may be gone, but their cinematic legacy lives on.

Rediscover the Horror Films Of The Hollywood Pre-Code Era, and show the younger generation of fans what the real face of horror looks like!

Halloween will soon be upon us, and the ghosts and ghouls are becoming restless, preparing to haunt the living and scare up some screams.

That means it's the perfect time to gear up with some ghoulishly good NeatoShop t-shirts, so you can show the world how much you love Halloween!

Everybody is preparing to dress up like their favorite frightful figures, so they can blend in with the creepy crowd:

TREE'S COMPANY by Jason Parish

Even those who normally look a bit scary like to dress up and score some extra fright points:

Boo! by Kgullholmen

A mask is a crucial part of many scary costumes:

Tools of the Trade by Chip Skelton

But if you're going to go out and paint the town red you're going to want a great costume too:

King of the Horror by Ninjaink

And be sure to dress up your furry little friends if they're going out trick-or-treating with you!:

Howloween by Captain Sunshine

A Large Evil Corporation is the name of an animation studio from Bath that is neither large, nor particularly evil, but their utterly amazing 3D vinyl figure treatments have fan boys and girls simply drooling with delight.

We recently featured their amazing Cornetto Trilogy toy designs here on Neatorama, and since then they’ve been busy teasing us with more 3D renders of what could someday be the coolest bunch of vinyl toys ever created!

It’s safe to fans would love to add any and all of these toys to their collection, so we're all left hoping Large Evil gets around to making our toy collecting dreams come true...

That is, when they're not busy producing incredibly cool animated shorts, amazing animated commercials and books full of their incredibly cool artwork...*sigh*

See more of A Large Evil Corporation's 3D vinyl toy treatments here

Can you really blame pets for hating the vet with a passion? Some of us humans aren’t very fond of going to the hospital either, and we know why we’re going to see the doctor.

Animals just don’t get the point of being forced into a room with a stranger, poked and prodded and sometimes even restrained, all to appease their owners.

Many pets learn to hate the vet when they're young, and as they’re forced to go again over the years they become hip to that vet jive- some even come up with clever ways to avoid taking that terrifying trip to the vet.

When a pet discovers they're going to the vet it makes for an extremely photographic moment, and the expression on their face as they’re being taken to see their least favorite human is priceless!

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There are some things you just don’t want to see your childhood heroes, animated and otherwise, doing to themselves or each other.

Seeing these beloved childhood icons either acting like adults, or like real animals, fills our inner child with dread, and yet our adult selves can’t seem to look away.

It's natural to feel ambivalence as you look through these dark and witty works by Ben Chen, but don’t worry- no bunnies, crickets or puppets, imaginary or otherwise, were harmed in the making of these twisted illustrations!

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Haunted Houses have gone from small neighborhood affairs to massive megahaunts that have to rent out huge buildings just to house all the horrors the creators are dying to share with the public.

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These megahaunts can be found all over the country (a few even stay open year round), and if you’re a fan of the haunt experience you’re probably always on the lookout for a new experience in personal horror.

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Those searching for a new fright should consult this handy list of 19 Terrifying Haunted Houses You Should Experience Before You Die, where you might discover your new favorite Halloween haunt experience.

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There are some veteran haunts like Netherworld in Atlanta, Georgia and The Dent Schoolhouse in Cincinnati, Ohio, some brand new screams like The Bates Motel & Haunted Hayride in Gradyville, Pennsylvania, and some unusually sadistic sites like McKamey Manor in San Diego.

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This is a far from comprehensive list of haunts, but there's enough variety, both in theme and location, to satisfy the frightful craving of Halloweenies all across America. Have a good fright!