Have Mercy by Kellabell9

The blessed words of the 90s television star turned patron saint of full houses known as Uncle Jesse are here to guide you, and one mighty catchphrase in particular should get you through even the darkest hours of a life without cable - Have Mercy. Jesse uttered these mighty words as the blessed sister Rebecca laid her lips upon his, and although he'd uttered the phrase many times before he'd never felt the power of the holy father Elvis pass through him before that fateful kiss...

Add some blessedly funny humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Have Mercy t-shirt by Kellabell9, and show the world you worship retro TV sitcoms!

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He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was an extremely popular cartoon show in the 1980s featuring extremely buff dudes battling it out on a far flung planet called Eternia.

He-Man carried a mighty big sword, fought bad guys equipped with all kinds of deadly armaments, and yet nobody ever got killed, maimed or spilled one drop of blood. 

This lack of actual violence was done for the sake of the kiddies, but if He-Man's world actually existed it would be the kind of place where rivers of blood flow across the land and severed limbs fly through the air.

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This clip from the horror film The ABCs of Death 2 shows what happens when kids from an action figure commercial see their wish come true right before their eyes then immediately regret ever having wished at all.

(Contains graphic imagery that may be considered NSFW)

-Via io9

Are you tired of shopping from a catalog that doesn’t speak to your unique sensibilities? Looking for a new kind of catalog that contains an eclectic selection of goods only a true oddball original can appreciate?

Then you’re in the market for a unique product from the Skymaul Catalog, which features things you never knew you needed, like hot dog alarm clocks, mobile garbage detectors and SantaGard- the ultimate in holiday home protection.

Unfortunately for us (and fortunately for Santa) SkyMaul isn’t a real store with real products, it’s the product of the Kasper Hauser comedy group from San Francisco, collected in a book called SkyMaul 2: Where America Buys His Stuff.

SkyMaul 2 is a follow up to the 2006 release SkyMaul: Happy Crap You Can Buy From A Plane, and even though you can't buy these crappy products you can buy the books that contain pictures of the fake products, which is virtually the same thing, right?

-Via Boing Boing

Disneyland first opened its doors over fifty years ago, and in that time Disney Imagineers have done their best to keep the park fresh by constantly updating and adding to the park, but with progress comes destruction.

Many rides and attractions have been torn down over the years- some, like the Submarine Voyage's upgrade to the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage, were revamped for the good of the park, while others like the Flight To The Moon/Mission To Mars are sorely missed to this day.

Take a look back at Disney theme park history with 11 Wonderful Former Disney Rides, compiled by Mental Floss, and see if you remember seeing any of these rides and attractions before they were sent to the scrapyard.

Thrift store shoppers come across ceramic figurines all the time, figurines which probably remind them of their grandma’s house, but one savvy shopper saw those tchotchkes as an opportunity to make some seriously cool art.

Portland based artist Tom LaBonty started purchasing those ceramic thrift store treasures and giving them ghastly makeovers, and the results are spook-tacular! 

They no longer look like something that would fit in at grandma’s house, unless your grandma has a dungeon in her basement, but their new life as harbingers of doom somehow makes them look even more precious.

Just look at how cute this little girl is carrying around a scythe that's twice her size!

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Jason Rentals by WereAllMadDesigns

When visiting Crystal Lake please be sure to be respectful of the campgrounds, because the Vorhees family has been overseeing the grounds for decades and they don't take kindly to messes! And if you're thinking about heading out on the water you should visit Jason Rentals for all your boating and chaining needs. Jason will be happy to rent you whatever you need, and for a bit extra he'll even take you on a private tour of the grounds, and show you where he left the last group of tourists hanging around...

Take a trip to the dark side with this Jason Rentals t-shirt by WereAllMadDesigns, and whatever you do make sure you return your rentals on time, because Jason's late fees will cost you an arm and a leg!

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Titan Attack by Pacalin

Play the game where the fate of a kingdom lies in your hands...do you have what it takes to take down the Titans? It's Titan Attack, only in the Isayama Entertainment System. Players will take on the role of an elite Survey Corps member armed with three dimensional maneuver gear and a deep-seated hatred of all Titans. Will you be able to cut them down in time, or will the Titans breach all three Walls and destroy the empire? You decide when you take the fight to the giants in Titan Attack! Rated T for Titanic.

Advertise the greatest old school video game that was never made with this Titan Attack t-shirt by Pacalin, it's gamer-iffic!

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Hazard Minion by Io Vorro

The Minions had installed a new security alert system in the compound, and it was driving Gru mad! Their annoying creation sounded just like those little buggers, and the amount of accidents caused by Minions meant that alarm system kept ringing all day and brought the fact that those little yellow pill shaped people he had working for him were extremely accident prone! Gru wondered what they would do if they didn't have him around to clean up their messes as he heard the alarm sound again, and soon the alarm sound was joined by the sound of screaming Minions...

You'd have to be bananas not to bring home this Hazard Minion t-shirt by Io Vorro, it's the perfect way to show the world you're a big time Minion fan...and a bit accident prone!

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Shreveport Fangbangers by Fishbiscuit

When the strange folks who live in Shreveport decided to form their own baseball team they had a hard time deciding on a name, so they looked to fictional works that take place in their city for inspiration. They settled on a name that, despite all logic, really appealed to the townsfolk- the Shreveport Fangbangers. It seems the town had a true liking for that racy vampire show on cable, and they didn't even mind that their team logo had blood dripping down the side, because it made their team look even more terrifying to the opposition!

Support your favorite fictional sports team with this Shreveport Fangbangers t-shirt by Fishbiscuit, and be glad your beloved vamps are sexy rather than sparkly.

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MacReady Exterminating by Joefixit2

Do you have a pest problem that requires some specialized attention? Is your compound crawling with things? Then you need to call MacReady Exterminating, the only game in town that knows how to handle radical pest problems that would send the other guys running for their lives!

MacReady Exterminators are equipped with the latest thermo tracking devices, fast acting poisons and high impact traps, and if that's not enough they're also armed with flamethrowers and explosive charges, to make absolutely sure those pests stay gone for good.

Add some horrifically fun advertising to your geeky wardrobe with this MacReady Exterminating t-shirt by Joefixit2, and let your t-shirt do the talking!

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R.V. Invaders by Gordon Brebner Designs

They used the Winnebago as their mobile safe zone, a travelling compound that would shelter them from the apocalyptic storm and act as a barrier between the living and the undead. When things got extra hairy, with too many of the walking dead for the Chieftain to simply drive over, Dale would take to the roof with his rifle and pop off some head shots until the coast was clear. Just having the R.V. around made Dale feel a little safer, and somehow it felt like home in a world where the living had to roam like nomads...

Add some apocalyptic pixel art to your wardrobe with this R.V. Invaders t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, and get your geeky game on!

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Adventure Tee by Tom Trager

Every adventure is made up of many different parts- people you meet along the way, items and weapons you use to complete your quest, and the bad guys who try to stand in your way. These are all the parts that make up one totally awesome adventure, the factors that run through your head as you prepare for action. It's a good idea to keep these things in mind when you're battling your way across this dangerous world, because then you'll be ready for whatever craziness comes your way.

Bring the elements of an amazing cartoon show to your geeky wardrobe with this Adventure Tee t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's mathematical!

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Guide To Ghosts by Toxic Ice Cream

Before you go trick-or-treating this Halloween you might want to consult this handy guide so you're prepared for any spooks you might see on All Hallow's Eve. Ghosts come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of dangerosity, from the harmless Blockhead to the truly terrifying Nautical variety, and when you know what the ghost is all about you'll know when it's time to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Get your spectral game on with this Guide To Ghosts t-shirt by Toxic Ice Cream, and you'll be ready for any spook that comes your way this Halloween.

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shiny by Kharmazero

Captain Mal takes pride in his ship, and he gets mighty happy when a fellow traveler comes on board and says something about the Serenity being all shiny. Mal keeps her nice and shiny on purpose, so she stands out in a universe full of sharp looking spacecraft, and when they've got a Reaver ship on their tail Serenity shines in yet another way- as one of the fastest ships in the galaxy. You can say she's shiny, but Serenity's got a lot more going on for her than just her good looks!

Show your favorite short lived sci-fi show some love with this Shiny t-shirt by Kharmazero, and keep looking to the stars!

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Cthulhu Rises by Saqman

Finn and Jake had encountered some seriously bad dudes during their days of adventure, but nothing could compare to coming face-to-face with the Great Old One Cthulhu! Finn never freaked out in the face of danger, but something about that giant squid faced monster made Finn feel like he was losing his mind. Jake knew he couldn't stretch his way out of this problem so he hauled buns outta there, but Finn simply couldn't let Tree Trunks fall prey to such an ugly monster...

It's time to bring a fresh adventure to your geeky wardrobe, so make the sane choice and add this Cthulhu Rises t-shirt by Saqman to your collection!

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