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What Does The Tonberry Say? - The Final Words Of Fantasy Critters


What Does The Tonberry Say? by CArxangel

You encounter all kinds of strange creatures when you're exploring the world in search of gil and XP, some you're forced to fight and others are friends, and they all make some seriously strange noises. Have you ever heard a cactuar go boing, or a yellow chocobo go kweh? These are the sounds of adventure, the sound of an impending round of combat or a trusty steed offering you a ride across the world, and if you listen closely while traveling you'll always know where to find some action!

Share the sound of classic RPG gaming with the world, sport this What Does The Tonberry Say? t-shirt by CArxangel and watch Final Fantasy fans come out of the woodwork!

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Stained-Glass Princess Face of the Hero- Goron Fire Power

Kweh!

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Cthulhu Ferrigno - Weird Tales Of Bodybuilding


Cthulhu Ferrigno by Lederman Studio

When the Great Old One discovered he wouldn't be able to arise in his old body he looked for a suitable replacement on Earth. He discovered a mighty hulk of a man with an incredible physique that was a vast improvement over his squishy old squid body. He freed his new host body of it's mind, and Cthulhu Ferrigno was born, ready to smash his way into our hearts with a squid faced smile and the flexing of his mighty green muscles!

Destroy the forces of bad fashion with this Cthulhu Ferrigno t-shirt by Lederman Studio, it will drive your fellow geeks crazy!

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SMASHED There Is No Zuul! Che FC It's A Cavity Search!

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Mystery Busters - A Shaggy Ghost Dog Story


Mystery Busters by Legendary Phoenix

They're the original mystery solving teens, who enjoy a good unmasking and are always stylin' when they're profilin', but what would those meddling kids do if they encountered an actual ghost? They wouldn't stand around like a bunch of busters, they'd pick up some proton packs and battle those ghosts until they ran out of Scooby snacks. One thing's for certain- after years of battling bad guys they ain't afraid of no ghosts, or a king sized sandwich!

Add a supernatural cartoon crossover to your geeky wardrobe with this Mystery Busters t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, it's tastier than a scooby snack and way cooler than wearing a cravat!

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Navi 2.0 Life Found Vault Buster Magnetism Problems

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Celebrities And Their Historical Twins

It’s not uncommon for celebrities to become famous based largely on their looks, and even the best actors can have their careers boosted by the fact that they’re good looking.

(Jennifer Lawrence and Zubaida Tharwat/Image Link)

These famous faces are chosen because they appeal to the masses, but what if that visual appeal is somewhat subconscious?

(Maggie Gyllenhaal and Rose Wilder Lane/Image Link)

Maybe the studio heads are choosing their next A list faces based on familiarity, a feeling they’ve seen that face somewhere before?

(Ben Schwartz and Leon Trotsky/Image Link)

Check out these pictures of 20 Celebrities and Their Historical Twins and you’ll see that famous faces tend to come back around after a while, and while some of the similarities are arguable many are too close to be denied.


Freddy And Jason Get Murderous Makeovers In Lady Killers

Freddy and Jason went from two ordinary names to monikers synonymous with pure evil thanks to horror movies, but these average joes of the slasher world are in desperate need of a makeover.

Freddy revamped his scare tactics by making real life feel like a movie in Wes Craven's New Nightmare, and when Jason X went to space he got a snazzy new mask and cybernetic implants, but these changes simply aren't enough.

(YouTube link)

Thankfully, Nerdist and Andrew Bowser knew exactly what to do with those classic killers to bring them back to life in style- they gender swapped 'em.

Lady Killers stars Adrianne Curry as Freddy, and cosplayers Abby Dark Star as Jason and Leanna Vamp as Ash, and it's the perfect combination of cheesy, geeky and slasher-y to get you in the Halloween spirit!

(Barely NSFW due to language)


The Quotable Doctor Zoidberg

In the world of Futurama there is only one Decapodian doctor you should call when you need your limbs snipped off, or a tongue depressor shoved in your ear- Zoidberg.

He’s the lonely lobster with the funny accent, and even though he seems like a total dweeb he actually has some wise words to share with the world, if you can stand listening to him long enough to hear them!

Zoidberg isn’t a philosopher, or a sage, he’s just an ordinary guy looking for the occasional dumpster sandwich to nibble on as he makes his way through the world of the far flung future.

Take a look back at Zoidberg’s beautiful mind with these 20 Hysterical Dr. Zoidberg 'Futurama' Quotes, and the next time you're looking for a quote to bust out at a dinner party you'll think "why not Zoidberg?"


Pirates Only Want You For Your Booty - Shiver Me Timbers!


Pirates Only Want You For Your Booty by Odysseyroc

Pirates are a mighty singleminded group, and their main mission in life is to get their hands on some booty. Some plunder treasure troves looking for a payday, others storm villages and shake down residents for their share of the loot, and then there are those who have a totally different definition of booty. These swingin' swashbucklers know the value of a bird in the hand, and they can't wait to get some alone time with a damsel in distress so they can show her that pirates really know how to pillage!

Bring some yar matey yucks to your geeky wardrobe with this Pirates Only Want You For Your Booty t-shirt by Odysseyroc, eye patch and parrot not included.

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Skeleton Jack's Halloween Town Pumpkin Ale You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Time, Space, Graffiti Ken and Ryu's Street Fighting Academy

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Photographer Reveals The Cheesy Glory Of The Holy Land Experience

Portland based photographer Daniel Cronin made a pilgrimage across the country to Orlando, Florida and beheld the glory that is The Holy Land Experience theme park, and he discovered a religious theme park is an extremely amusing place after all!

The Holy Land Experience is fully of kitschy biblical experiences, like watching Jesus “walk on water”, and plenty of horrifying experiences too, like witnessing the crucifixion all up close and personal-like.

The one thing THLE is lacking, however, is rides, because who needs rides when the whole park is such a moving experience?!

THLE is run as a non-profit by the Trinity Broadcasting Network, which was co-founded by Tammy Faye Bakker and is now run by equally cheesy "religious personality" Jan Crouch.

Jan couldn't help but put a cardboard cutout of herself in the park, standing right next to Jesus, because modesty is clearly one of her strong suits.

Daniel's photographic journey through this horrifyingly tacky theme park is shot in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, which seems like a natural way to shoot the park, because how can anyone take this place seriously?

-Via Juxtapoz


I Can Has Brain Burger - This Cat Has Some Strange Cravings


I Can Has Brain Burger by Stephanie Jayne Design

Mister Mittens was hooked on cheeseburgers, and as you can imagine this addiction was ultimately his undoing. One day Mister Mittens choked on a cheeseburger and died, but a zombie virus running rampant through the feline populace brought him back to life hungrier than ever. He found himself craving a different kind of cheeseburger, something with a more unique flavor. Ground beef wasn't going to cut it any more- Mittens needed some grade A ground brains on a bun, and the humans all around him didn't seem to be using theirs...

Add some cerebral humor to your geeky wardrobe with this I Can Has Brain Burger t-shirt by Stephanie Jayne Design, it's deliciously dark and creepy cute!

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Occupy Stomach There's A Walking Carpet On My Starship Master Sword In The Stone Hello Dragon

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How I Killed The Spider - A Tale Of Immense Bravery

Are you one of those people who gets mighty proud every time you kill a pesky spiders in your house?

Then you’ll probably relate to this delightful comic strip by Poorly Drawn Lines, although you may want to take a more direct approach to your insect eradication.

How I Killed The Spider tells the harrowing tale of a man whose home has been invaded by a brown recluse spider, and the extreme bravery involved in his battle against the beast.

It made me rethink my policy on scooping the little buggers up and putting them outside unharmed, because any spider that can beat two counts of possession with intent to sell in a court of law is a force to be reckoned with!

Read the rest of this riveting comic strip here

-Via Cheezburger


Gritty Television Shows Get A Niceness Makeover

In the entertainment worlds of movies and television nice almost never appeals to viewers, unless the viewers are young and easily entertained.

Grown folks like a bit of grit with their story sandwich, which is why shows like Breaking Bad and Game Of Thrones have become mighty popular in the world of televised entertainment.

So what would our favorite shows look like after receiving a niceness makeover?

Probably a lot like these comic strips created by Tony Wilson of Dorkly, in which he presents nicer versions of four favorite TV shows- Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Hannibal and the most radical remake of them all- Thomas The Nice Engine. 

-Via GeekTyrant


A Little Girl Named Willow Has Totally Won Halloween Two Years In A Row

People post lots of pictures of their kids wearing costumes around Halloween, and they’re all undeniably adorable, but one little girl has won the award for mostest adorablest two years in a row.

Her name is Willow, and with a little help from her mother photographer Gina Lee she became an internet sensation before she could walk, all because her mom declared October "Dress Up Willow Month." 

Willow’s ability to slip effortlessly into character has made her Halloween costume photos especially popular with followers of Gina's Instagram account, who eagerly await the sets that come out each October.

Even though Willow has left her Hot Dog On A Stick days behind she's still having a blast playing dress up, and we can't wait to see how she has grown, and what she'll be wearing, next year!

You can see more of Willow's adorable Halloween costume photos here


Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic - A Bald Bear's Existential Dilemma


Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic by Mark Heath

Fuzzy Wuzzy's life is one big existential conundrum, and although he has a keen intellect he has been stuck in a perpetual state of confusion for years, watching everythign he holds dear slip away as he tries to solve the logic puzzle that is his life. It's true that he is a bear, and immediately apparent that he has no hair, but what people don't know about Fuzzy is that he was a married family bear until someone asked the question that would change his life forever- "Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?" From that day forward he spent all his time trying to prove that his life hadn't been one big lie...

Bring the story of one mixed up bald bear into the twenty first century with this Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic t-shirt by Mark Heath, and watch the "was he or wasn't he?" discussion begin!

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Homeopathy Skeptic Entropy Seminar Pair O'Normal Events Poorly-Punctuated Equilibrium

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Bowels And A Nap - Link Is Looking A Bit Long In The Tooth


Bowels and a Nap by William Renn

For some reason the game designers always depict Link as a young man, even though he's been hacking and blocking his way through Hyrule for decades. So why do they keep showing him that way? Because in reality Link is fairly advanced in age, and nowadays he looks forward to his morning constitutional and an afternoon nap instead of fame, rupees and a grand adventure. Real life Link proves that with old age comes a lot less responsibility, and a lot more leisure time!

Commemorate Link's transition into his twilight years with this Bowels and a Nap t-shirt by William Renn, and keep your geeky wardrobe full of old school style!

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The Walking Ted Justin Beelzebieber Rope F*#k The Princess

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Star Lord's Awesome Mix Tape Is About To Be Released On Cassette

When millions of fans got hooked on a feeling from watching Guardians of the Galaxy they wanted to bring that sweet soundtrack home, so Marvel obliged by releasing the soundtrack on CD and MP3. 

Marvel also teamed up with Mondo to release a limited edition vinyl version, with amazing cover art by Tyler Stout, but fans who wanted an actual mix tape that felt like it'd been handed to them by Peter Quill himself were out of luck- until now.

Marvel has announced that they’re releasing the Awesome Mix Tape in it's original format- on audio cassette, complete with a cover that looks like it was written up by Peter's mother, just like in the movie!

Now those who still have a tape deck can play the awesome mix as it was intended, and youngsters who’ve never even seen a tape deck can stare at the cassette while they listen to the tracks on their MP3 player.

-Via GeekTyrant


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