9 Lives by tomburns

As the saying goes "curiosity killed the cat", but what the saying doesn't explain is which one of the nine lives were lost by curiosity and which can be chalked up to the cat in question biting off more than it can chew. Cats need all nine of their lives to live one full life, and yet there is a serious lack of teaching going on in the feline community, because new generations don't seem to be learning from the mistakes of the old. Perhaps some illustrated, and easy to follow, charts will help kitteh kind avoid falling prey to that most dangerous of qualities- unbridled curiosity.

Celebrate all the ways our cats get themselves into trouble with this 9 Lives t-shirt by tomburns, and help spread awareness about curiosity related accidents!

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Dogs and cats really don't know what to make of Christmas- we put a tree up in the house that they're not allowed to climb in, chew or pee on, then we surround the bottom of the tree with enticingly wrapped presents and tell our critters to stay away.

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It's like temptation wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some pretty paper that tears in such a satisfying way, and it appears our pets have had enough of our Christmas rules.

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Our furry friends at Bored Panda have an open thread running entitled Dogs And Cats That Destroyed Christmas, with over fifty hilarious pics which should make you feel pretty good about whatever your pets pull this holiday season.

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You'll get to see great pics like this one of a book hating beagle who just couldn't stand the fact that someone was receiving a book for Christmas instead of a nice pack of sausage and cheese logs. The look on the dog's face is priceless!

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Check out the rest of the Dogs And Cats That Destroyed Christmas here

Sensei by machmigo

If you're looking to train with a genuine ninjitsu master, and you don't mind spending some time in the sewer, then you need to go see Master Splinter, the rattiest sensei in NYC. Splinter battles against the evil Foot clan and the forces of prejudice in the hearts of the city's human populace every day, and he has a lot more to teach than just some fancy ninja moves. He has even worked with teenagers, helping them get ripped muscles despite their insatiable love of pizza, and if he can teach turtles to move faster than any other mutant think about what he can do for you!

Join the animated revolution, bring home this Sensei t-shirt by machmigo and prepare to battle the forces of boring fashion!

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Toy Day Sweater by Jango Snow

Toy Day, Joy Day, wonderful dog play guitar day, the best way to play on a winter's day is like it's Toy Day! Everybody loves to get a present, especially when it's something fun to play with, like a guitar or a great big bag with a star on the side of it, and when the holidays roll around everyone starts bundling up at night and dreaming of that great big ol' toymaker in the sky. He brings presents to all the good little boy and girl animals in the world, crossing them off his list one by one as he shares the joy of toys with the world!

Bring the geeky magic of the holiday season to your geeky wardrobe with this Toy Day Sweater t-shirt by Jango Snow, and make every day a Toy Day!

Visit Jango Snow's Facebook fan page, official website, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more festively geeky designs:

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Care For A Real Life Bear? by Theduc

When Huggy the Bear showed up in Carealot the rest of the bears were understandably terrified, because unlike them Huggy was a full sized grizzly bear. But underneath his tough pink exterior Huggy was a real softy, and he loved playing with kids and bringing happiness to the world with his big ol' bear hugs, even though most kids could do nothing but stare. The Bears let Huggy into the group because he cared so much, but when they went to Earth to help some kids with their problems they discovered that Huggy's intimidating appearance was a big problem for those little round bears!

Give the world a great big ol' bear hug with this Care For A Real Life Bear? t-shirt by Theduc, it's perfect for retro cartoon lovers and those who have a fabulous sense of humor!

Visit Theduc's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fantastically geeky designs:

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It’s hard to believe that there are still hundreds, if not thousands, of movies out there which have yet to make it onto DVD, or any digital format for that matter, when so many stinkers have already gotten their own disc release.

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Classic movies like the 1987 version of Tennessee William’s The Glass Menagerie, directed by Paul Newman and starring John Malkovich, the cult sci-fi comedy Nothing Lasts Forever starring Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd, and Poor Little Rich Girl starring Shirley Temple have yet to make their way onto DVD even though the format is now over twenty years old.

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The New York Post put together 64 Clips from Movies You Can’t Find On DVD, which contains a surprisingly high number of fun to watch classic flicks which will hopefully get a DVD release when fans realize what they've been missing all these years!

Red Elk Rider by Barrett Biggers

He'd heard tales of a savage girl in the wilds, who ran with wolves and claimed to commune with spirits, but meeting up with a wild woman was the least of Ashitaka's problems. He was an outcast, cursed to roam the forbidden forest in search of a cure, and until he found a way to remove the boar demon's curse he would have no companionship save for his red elk steed. Being alone is what worried Ashitaka the most, fighting alone and dying alone in the woods like a mongrel, but he would never be alone as long as his fate and the fate of that wild wolf girl were inexorably entwined...

Bring some animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Red Elk Rider t-shirt by Barrett Biggers, and bowl your fellow anime lovers over in a big way!

Visit Barrett Biggers's Facebook fan page, official website, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

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Fallout fans really love the heck out of those bleak yet delightfully quirky post apocalyptic games, and when they want to create their own slice of irradiated heaven they get crafty, just like they would in the real apocalypse!

Fallout fan and Redditor VaultoftheSix wanted to craft his own homage to those good old fictional future days for his thirtieth birthday/Halloween party, so he turned his garage into a Vault.

Guests of all classes and alignments were invited to dress up faux Fallout for a No Mutants Allowed party in Vault 30, where the Nuka-Cola would fall like rain and the Pip-Boys would all smile and nod in approval.

Congratulations VaultoftheSix for reaching level 30 in admirably geeky style! I hope you enjoy all the perks that come with leveling through your 30s!

-Via Dorkly

Since 1989 a television program called America's Funniest Home Videos has been sharing examples of finely crafted home video footage with television viewers. 

Vintage home videos, like those found on that famous home video clip show, are crawling out of their VHS slipcovers and into your eyeballs thanks to the video oddities at Memory Hole.

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The fine folks at Everything Is Terrible have let their finely honed instincts for bizarre visual fare blossom into the Memory Hole- a collection of remixed retro videos sure to elicit a response.

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Whether that response is the viewer yelling WTF?! with a smile or running away from their computer screen in a cold sweat depends on how old your eyeballs are, and how well you handle home video oddities like this disturbing little bathtub ditty:

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Whether they’re trying to reinvent themselves, revitalize their career, or simply earn more adoration from their fans, musicians are constantly coming up with crazy promotional stunts that would make the Kardashians blush.

The only problem with going big is when you fail you fail big, and musicians tend to fail in the most spectacular ways possible.

Read through these 7 Promotional Stunts By Musicians That Backfired Hilariously and you’ll see just how bad things can be when you decide to go over-the-top for a little public attention.

There's the time a homophobic rapper posed nude for Playgirl, unaware that over fifty percent of their readers are homosexual men, or the time another rapper dressed up like an offensive racial stereotype for a performance, supposedly unaware it would offend anyone. And then there's the metal band who sprayed the audience with real pig's blood...

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This holiday season people will be partaking of holiday cheer from October thru December, leading up to the cheeriest night of them all, New Year’s Eve.

Some will simply get all warm and fuzzy, while others will be imbibing without abandon and letting the libations flow until they pass out.

It's recommended that you drink in moderation, but if you know you're about to tie one on in a major way you should check out this collection of Passed Out Marker Drawings That Will Make You Rethink Partying With Friends before you go. (Contains NSFW content)

They'll serve as a reminder that if you indulge in too much holiday cheer and pass out you risk becoming someone’s human canvas, and you might wake up with a new outlook on life.

Kids know how to boogie like nobody else, dancing without forethought or fear of embarrassment, and they know a funky beat when they hear one.

Those dancing babies often grow up to be full grown adult people who are embarrassed by their lack of rhythm, grown folks who know better than to publicly display their poor dance moves.

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The dads in this hilarious ad for Sainsbury's have nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about, because when it comes to dancing they've got some seriously sweet moves!

This hilarious ad has become an internet sensation, and may make you think twice about prejudging whether some ugly sweater sporting dad can dance before you see him out on the floor, shakin' what he's got to a funky beat!

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Some people can't stand watching television, others don't dig video games, but everybody likes the movies. When Hollywood brings a story to the big screen people show up in droves to see the latest in cinematic storytelling come to life on the big screen.

Here's a selection of NeatoShop t-shirt designs inspired by classic movies, all of which cost less than the price of a pair of movie tickets!

Movies have made a big impression on folks from the very beginning:

Dracula by Matt Fontaine

And when movies went full color things got even more interesting:

The Sultry Lagoon by Hillary White

Monsters reigned supreme in the early days of cinema:

Kaiju Alpha by Pigboom

And to this day people like to see a giant monster stomping around destroying a big city:

We're Ready To Believe You by Austin James

People started canning food a few hundred years ago as a method of preservation and a way to make food easy to transport, and they've been canning some really gross food products ever since. Nowadays consumers are less likely to buy a canned product if they can buy fresh for the same price, and yet companies keep on canning the gross stuff because somebody out there is buying it!

We present to you ten of the most disgusting food products you can buy in a can:

1. Canned Powdered Horse Milk-

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We’re starting out a little less gross and working our way up, so believe it or not powdered horse milk factors in as the tamest product on the list. The can claims Golden Horde is "The Khan's Choice", assuring us that anything that was good enough for Gengis is good enough for us. They had me sold at "100% Horse Milk- No Ponies".

2. Canned Russian Herring-

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It’s the disgustingly fishy snack that will most certainly bite back, now with more fangs! Seriously though, how hungry would you have to be to eagerly crack in to a can of Russian Herring knowing it's full of toothy bits?

3. Canned Whole Chicken-

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It’s easy to see why people used to buy canned whole chicken, but unless you’re living in an extremely remote area without livestock, or you’re hiding out in a vault after the bombs have fallen, then chances are you'll be steering clear of this poultry nightmare. 

4. Heinz Balls & Bangers-

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This line of canned food products by Heinz might not taste all that bad, especially compared to the other foul food products on this list, but their unfortunate names make them sound rather unsavory...and naughty.

5. Canned Cheeseburger-

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Batman is such an iconic character that it's pretty easy to imagine him in different getups with different gear, and he never seems to lose his Batty appeal no matter what he's wearing.

It's fun to imagine Batman patrolling the streets of a Gotham City from long ago, or embracing the future with a bit of flash and a new attitude, and this universality makes the Caped Crusader the perfect subject for fan art.

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Check out this collection of Batman fan art that reveals what he might look like in different eras both historical and fictional. It's like taking a tour of the Bruce Wayne Museum of Possibilities, and proves that no matter the time or place Batman will eternally look sharp!

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