Women supposedly judge men by the shoes they wear, and while I've never personally experienced this I have heard my female friends talk about how awful guys shoes (and feet) are many times in my life.
So maybe there is some validity to this claim, but can anyone actually tell a lot about a person by the shoes they wear?
According to these shoe biography Snapchats you can, and each one tells the tale of the person who would wear the kind of footwear featured in the photo, like 52-year-old sandal sporting Krista.
Art installations are supposed to engage the viewer and make them feel like they're interacting with the art, whether simply through visual engagement or through actual tactile interaction.
But the amazing architectural art installations created by French art director/architect Cyril Lancelin engage the mind and body, and when the viewer is in the midst of Cyril's installations they feel like they're in another world.
(Installation "pyramid", itinerant inflatable structure, Los Angeles)
Cyril worked with "some of the most influential architects and artists in Paris and L.A." before opening town.and.concrete studio in 2016, and when he's not creating incredible installations he's designing far out private residences, like House "cylinder" located near Lyons, France:
Seth Rogen has a really recognizable face and stacks of cash so he doesn't need to use an online dating app like Tinder, plus he's happily married so shopping around on Tinder is frowned upon.
But when Vanity Fair asked Seth to hijack Sheena the producer's Tinder profile and do some swiping he was happy to oblige, if only to satisfy his curiosity about the app.
And after perusing the selection of daters for a few he figured out the secret to Tinder- it's a "cleverness contest". (NSFW language)
Remember that lovable green ogre named Shrek? Of course you do! He was in a bunch of movies and TV specials, and he even had his own Broadway show for a minute, and yet Shrek is no longer relevant to many because he hasn't made a new movie in a while.
It appears the absence of Shrek in our lives has made some people really sad while others are starting to lose their minds, and a few even feel like the only way to fill that ogre-shaped hole in their hearts is to become one with Shrek.
So until that big, green goober with the funny tube ears comes back on our screens we're just going to have to settle for having Shrek in our hearts, in our stomachs, and in our showers...*shiver*
Do you know why pumpkin spice flavored stuff appears everywhere come September, and why so many people start to crave it at the mere mention come fall? That pumpkin spice addiction is by design of the Pumpkin King, who maintains control over we mere mortals by keeping the blood of his children pumping through our veins. That's right- pumpkin spice is the blood of the Pumpkin Princes and Princesses, carefully extracted and processed so it can be added to everything from lattes to cookies to beer to pizzas, all so the Pumpkin King can control us from the inside. So do yourself a favor and ween yourself from the pumpkin spice- or face the consequences when the Pumpkin King and his cohorts come calling!
Get geared up for a month of ghoulish delight with this Pumpkin Spice t-shirt by Azhmodai, featuring a great design that will make people grin from ear to ear wherever you go!
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Cows don't watch horror movies because all that blood and gore makes them woozy, and pigs hate horror movies because all the screaming harshes their mellow, so needless to say they would not enjoy a trip to the butcher shop. But if cows and pigs made their own horror movies they would definitely feature cuts from the butcher shop, because an undead side of beef shambling towards the living while mooing creepily would scare the patties right out of a cow! And a movie featuring a bunch of strips of bacon coming towards a living pig in an attempt to suffocate them by wrapping themselves all over the pig's face would be one of the scariest flicks ever for a poor little pig! Heck, that's kinda scaring me now that I'm thinking about it!
Add some tastefully silly humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Psycho DairyFarm's Walking Dead t-shirt by Stephen Brian Phillips, it's food humor at its finest and sure to put a smile on your fellow carnivore's faces.
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Toy stores are like heaven on Earth for most little kids, because they're full of new and wonderful sources of amusement.
There are thousands of shiny new toys that catch the eye, hundreds of dollys looking for a new home, and one particular store is home to a giant giraffe mascot that tells kids his store is a place where "a kid can be a kid".
But once we outgrow our unconditional love of toys we start to see the toy store for what it really is- an overpriced pain in the neck full of kids who have no respect for a collectible figure's packaging.
Cartoonist JHALL and Jake Young revealed the disparity between how we feel about the toy store when we're kids versus what the toy store is like for adults, and it's got me wishing I could see it all through a child's eyes once again.
Some people take their jobs a little too seriously, which makes the other workers feel uncomfortable- and therefore does not make them any friends.
But biologist Tom Thwaites, aka Goat Man, has lots of friends at his job even though he takes his job so seriously he dons a costume so he can walk among the goats as if he were one of them.
He even won an IG Nobel award for his extraordinary research, and yet a certain news anchor who doesn't take her job very seriously seems to think what Tom does is laughable- so she cracked up during a live news broadcast.
The Ramones song Blitzkrieg Bop is such an upbeat and bouncy song it really makes you want to get up and rock out when it comes on the radio, and even though it's an earworm I don't mind having the tune in my head all day.
Blitzkrieg Bop is also a very raw and basic song, making it great for matching up with video footage, as you can see in this mashup video created by Gabriel Magallon created with clips from The Addams Family.
There are quite a few steps involved in the making of action figure, including sculpting, molding, assembly and painting, which is why it's virtually impossible for one person to put out their own line of action figures.
But there's an artist in the Philippines who doesn't need a factory or machines of any kind to create his line of action figures- he just needs flip flops, scissors, a razor blade and some glue.
Filipino artist Elmer Padilla creates his awesome foam "action figures" out of old flip flops, which helps him make a little money to feed his family and helps clean up waste in Manila, where old flip flops are a major water pollutant.
Elmer's figures may not have as much poseable "action" as regular action figures, but his versions of the Transformers, Hellboy, Deadpool and Predator are so cool looking kids will definitely have fun playing with them.
Many porn movies are set in classrooms, and for the sake of believability the blackboards are covered with writing just like they would be if class were actually in session.
And while the audience typically doesn't pay much attention to the blackboards porn producers still go out of their way to write real stuff on those blackboards for some reason.
So a few years back the witty minds behind the surprising Safe For Work humor site Blackboards In Porn started figuring out if the stuff pornographers write on background blackboards actually checks out.
Here's an example of how ridiculously thorough their blackboard examinations were, based on the lead image:
To begin with, the presentation is non-standard and quite sloppy. Firstly, numbers should go before letters, so for example the right hand side of the second line should read 3LUS(4/T). Secondly, all the parentheses are unnecessary as multiplication is associative – careful positioning of symbols next to fractions should obviate any confusion as to whether to multiply by the numerator or denominator. Thirdly, the 'N' on the left hand side changes to an 'n' and back again. Finally, it is more usual to use all lower case letters for unknowns.
Algebra may mean ‘reunion of broken parts’, but there's no happy reconciliation for this equation. It is quite impossible to make FUN=LUST as there is an error in each step of the calculation. The basic rule of manipulating equations in this way is that whatever is done to one side of the equation must also be done to the other side. This rule has not been followed:
– At the second step, the left hand side has been divided by 8, but the right hand side by 4/3.
– At the third step, the left hand side has been divided by 4, but the right hand side by 3.
– At the final step, the left hand side has been multiplied by 2NUN-1, but the right hand side by T2/4.
Taking the first line as the starting point, the closest to FUN equalling LUST that can actually be achieved is FU/2N-1 = LUS/T.
The teacher could have instead started with 2nu/ts = (2/f)lu, which can be rearranged to show that fun=lust. (Although nuts flu does sound rather like something that may be a result of too much fun lust.)
If the teacher is looking for a way to show how fun algebra can be by making words out of the symbols, she might instead try asking her students what the volume of a circular pizza of radius z and height a is.
2/10 A nice try in engaging students, but riddled with errors.
Darth Vader and the rest of the Sith have always assumed they are the most powerful forces of evil in the universe, but then one day old man Vader saw the true face of evil and couldn't help but soil his costume. The Great Old One Cthulhu had awakened and he brought nothing but death to the stars, and his powers made the Sith look like Gungans in comparison. Cthulhu could not be outwitted, and he had no need of wealth or land so he could not be bargained with, and yet Vader was so high on his Imperial horse he thought he could build a weapon capable of winning the war against ancient evil, but he was wrong...
Add a touch of interstellar horror to your geeky wardrobe with this Cthulhu Strikes Back t-shirt by Dr. Simon Butler, it's an amazing sci-fi mashup that will make your fellow fans wonder "what if Cthulhu woke up in a space opera?".
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Sometimes we're handed a family legacy we're ill prepared to preserve and protect, but the Joestars have spent centuries mastering the destructive energy within them so to them this energy is neither unfamiliar nor bizarre. But JoJo didn't ask to be a part of his family's adventure, and he refused the call at first because he was too busy trying to be a normal person to embrace his family's powerful legacy, but the energy within him wouldn't take no for an answer. And so JoJo was forced to face the Stand within him and master its amazing powers, a nearly impossible task since JoJo had a hard time controlling this power within him, causing him to question who was actually in charge of his body...
Add some anime adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Bizarre Adventure t-shirt by Ddjvigo, it's one awesome looking design that will blow your fellow JoJo fans' minds!
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When the sun stops burning so brightly and the wind starts to howl you know that Halloween is right around the corner, which means it's time to get ready for all the spooky fun to come.
And the best way to keep the Halloween spirit alive on a daily basis is by sporting a Halloween-themed NeatoShop t-shirt, so you can spread ghoulish grins and devilish delight wherever you go!
Unless you were in the Navy, worked as a merchant marine or stowed away on a cargo ship for a trip across the ocean you probably don't know what a 30 day trip aboard a cargo ship looks like.
Maybe you've seen some of the photos and short videos posted by people like TheTravelingClatt who've chosen to travel by cargo ship for a different kind of cruise.
These posts are great and all, but to truly appreciate the beauty and splendor seen while at sea for a month you have to watch a timelapse video, like this one posted by JeffHK with this caption:
30 Days of Timelapse, about 80,000 photos combined. 1500GB of Project files. Sailing in the open ocean is a unique feeling and experience.I hope to capture and share it for everyone to see.
