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Psycho DairyFarm's Walking Dead - The Butcher's Nightmare


Psycho DairyFarm's Walking Dead by Stephen Brian Phillips

Cows don't watch horror movies because all that blood and gore makes them woozy, and pigs hate horror movies because all the screaming harshes their mellow, so needless to say they would not enjoy a trip to the butcher shop. But if cows and pigs made their own horror movies they would definitely feature cuts from the butcher shop, because an undead side of beef shambling towards the living while mooing creepily would scare the patties right out of a cow! And a movie featuring a bunch of strips of bacon coming towards a living pig in an attempt to suffocate them by wrapping themselves all over the pig's face would be one of the scariest flicks ever for a poor little pig! Heck, that's kinda scaring me now that I'm thinking about it!

Add some tastefully silly humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Psycho DairyFarm's Walking Dead t-shirt by Stephen Brian Phillips, it's food humor at its finest and sure to put a smile on your fellow carnivore's faces.

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