Do you know why pumpkin spice flavored stuff appears everywhere come September, and why so many people start to crave it at the mere mention come fall? That pumpkin spice addiction is by design of the Pumpkin King, who maintains control over we mere mortals by keeping the blood of his children pumping through our veins. That's right- pumpkin spice is the blood of the Pumpkin Princes and Princesses, carefully extracted and processed so it can be added to everything from lattes to cookies to beer to pizzas, all so the Pumpkin King can control us from the inside. So do yourself a favor and ween yourself from the pumpkin spice- or face the consequences when the Pumpkin King and his cohorts come calling!
Get geared up for a month of ghoulish delight with this Pumpkin Spice t-shirt by Azhmodai, featuring a great design that will make people grin from ear to ear wherever you go!
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