Porg Life by JubbaTheHott

They're not going to save the galaxy, and they probably aren't going to fight the Sith like those wild and wooly Ewoks did, but Porgs are still pretty gangsta in their own right- especially when they rock a chain and a do-rag. Much like hood life Porg life ain't easy, so they grow up rough and tough on the rocky coasts of Ahch-To, and yet when people look into those deep, soulful eyes they instantly want to adopt one as a pet!

Show the world you didn't choose the geeky thug life with this Porg Life t-shirt by JubbaTheHott, it's the freshest way to declare your love of sci-fi critters in silly clothes

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When kids let the strange and silly stuff knocking around in their head spill out onto the page it usually just makes us giggle and say "um, okaaayyyy" at the ridiculousness of it all.

But when kids write dark and creepy stuff on the page accompanied by creepy and often violent drawings we can't help but look at the kid differently from that day forward.

These terrifying little notes were written by kiddos who don't really know the ramifications of what they're writing, and yet they weren't afraid to let their parents or whoever know exactly how they feel, threats and all.

See more from The Kids Are Not Alright at Dangerous Minds

Kitties get more wound up than a toddler hopped up on cola and pixie sticks, and they play in a much weirder way than most kids because they're bloodthirsty predators we've allowed to live in our homes.

Case in point- Cat Man Chris' frisky kitty Marmalade likes to let his hunting instincts run wild in the house whenever he spots a pair of Chris' shorts.

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Yep, just a video full of clips of Marmalade attacking shorts in an adorable way, what were you expecting?

Forgetting someone's name will only become an embarrassing situation if you turn it into one, so if you ever run into someone and can't for the life of you remember their name just keep cool and ask them again.

Don't have the moxy to admit that you can't recall their name?

Just don't start calling people by some cockamamie nickname or you'll never learn anyone's real name, and you probably shouldn't just call them by some random name either unless you're prepared to feel really awkward.

And if you were okay with awkwardness then why didn't you just ask their name instead of doing the whole song and dance?

These tips and more can be found in this comic strip by Charles Higson, it'll make you question whether you'll want to meet another new person ever again!

See The 6 Best Ways To Handle Forgetting Someone's Name here

Archery is an ancient sport that looks very elegant, and archers look quite graceful as they draw back the string and stand ready to let launch, but the sport takes a severe toll on the archer's body, especially their back and shoulders.

Master archer Gary Chynne created this video to show you exactly what a lifetime of archery has done to his body, starting with the fact that his left shoulder is larger, stronger and sits higher than his right.

And then he turns his back to the camera and draws back the string on his bow, revealing all the back and shoulder muscles an archer uses every time they fire an arrow.

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-Via Boing Boing

Doctors with a sense of humor are sadly in short supply, because there's something about the job that leaves medical professionals feeling less than affable, but the doctor in this story is a medical student so he still has jokes.

His name is Joseph, and he was supposed to be performing his first surgery when he got stuck in an elevator for an hour. Luckily his phone had plenty of battery life, so Joseph with the jokes was able to turn an ordinary hour stuck in an elevator into a harrowing tale of survival and triumph via Snapchat.

His only companion a laptop named Wilson, the brave Doctor Joseph somehow managed to survive the experience without resorting to autocannibalism or eating Wilson.

See more from this hilarious stuck in an elevator story at Bored Panda

So many people are on prescription drugs that pharmaceuticals have become as American as apple pie and the Fourth of July, and the prevalence of prescription drugs in our society has become a common theme in pop culture and pop art.

But prescription drugs aren't just a theme in the works of Australian Pop artist Ben Frost- their packages are the very canvas on which Ben paints his provocative, eye-popping and borderline pornographic art pieces.

Ben's works are equal parts playful, sexy and reverent, as he channels Pop art masters like Lichtenstein and Rosenquist while painting the proper image on each drug's package.

See more Porny, Provocative Pop-Art Mashed Up With Pharmaceutical Packages at Dangerous Minds (NSFW)

Evil Skull Bike Rider - 13 by SkullGear 

No racer ever wants to be number thirteen because of the superstitious belief that thirteen is the unluckiest of all numbers, but when Johnny Ray saw number 13 hadn't been claimed he knew it was his lucky day. The number 13 had always been lucky for Johnny because he was born under a bad sign, and as he slapped the one and three onto his helmet he felt the luck flow through his fingertips and into his cycle. With the power of lucky number 13 on his side Johnny felt sure he could beat the devil himself, but that day Johnny raced for his very life against the spectre of death...

Don't be a bonehead- grab this stone cold cool Evil Skull Bike Rider 13 t-shirt by SkullGear, and take the luck of those born to lose with you wherever you go!

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The difference between a small house and a luxury motorhome is the house isn't nearly as plushy or as comfortable to live in as the motorhome, which is why these whales of the highway often cost more than a small home.

However, houses have always beaten motorhomes in one way- they have a garage, while RVers have to tow their car behind them. But now that's all about to change with the introduction of Volkner Mobil's massive Performance S motorhome, the only motorhome with a built-in garage.

Volkner's 40-foot luxury suite on wheels has room underneath for a car and room inside for a bedroom, kitchen space, sexy shower and this swanky lounge area.

-Via Laughing Squid

Some people claim English is the hardest language to learn because, among other reasons, English speakers use so many different words to say the same thing.

The truth is only people who speak a language far removed from English, such as Japanese or Arabic, have a hard time learning English, while Spanish and German speakers find it fairly easy to learn the basics.

Likewise most English speakers find it really hard to learn Arabic or Japanese because they're not from the Germanic family of language, 

This infographic created by Voxy using information from the Foreign Service Institute shows how difficult it would be for an English speaker to learn a particular language and provides explanations for why Arabic, Japanese, Korean and Chinese are the hardest languages to learn.

-Via Mental Floss

Good cop bad cop is the oldest routine in the police playbook, and yet when a pair of detectives manage to work out a brand new take on that tired routine they make good cop bad cop feel fresh again.

And when their new take on an old routine involves getting in touch with their inner wolfman the perp is left feeling bewildered...and not so fresh after the bad cop pees on their leg.

However, as this Extra Fabulous Comics comic shows, good dog cop bad dog cop is a highly effective way to make a perp spill the beans!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

It would be strange to see a sabertooth tiger strutting around a modern city, since the science behind Jurassic Park never became mainstream. And yet when people spotted a sabertooth walking in L.A. back in 2012 they somehow managed to keep their cool.

Maybe they're so jaded by the magic of Hollywood that nothing makes them trip out anymore, or maybe they knew they were on camera so they tried to save face.

Either way folks were way too calm and collected when that amazing looking life-sized robotic model created to promote the Ice Age Encounters exhibit at the La Brea Tar Pits and Museum went walking by.

But this kid had the right idea when he posed for a photo op with the robo-tiger.

Personally I would have followed that amazing creation all over town, and I probably would have asked its "handlers" for a job application!

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-Via Shareably

IT-mas Sweater by Wolf Krusemark

The flood of Christmas crap seems to roll in the day after Halloween these days, and yet it's hard to find cool holiday attire that appeals to our nerdy sensibilities aside from the same old licensed mall store tees.

If you want to show your holiday spirit in your own uniquely geeky way then the NeatoShop has the designs you're looking for, available to be printed on short and long sleeve tees and hoodies.

Each year we look forward to feasting with family

Thanksgaming by Steven Lefcourt

And even though it's a terrible time to be a turkey

Thanksgiving Funny Turkey by Early Kirky

It's a great time to be a human, because Santa's comin' to town!

Oh Hi Santa by Punksthetic

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Everybody enjoys going out to eat at a restaurant every once in a while, and we all know we're expected to tip our servers at the end of the meal, but beyond that people seem to be a bit clueless about proper restaurant etiquette.

Some customers think it's okay to call their server "honey" or "baby", find it acceptable to whistle or snap at a server whenever they need something, and don't mind showing up ten minutes before closing and demanding a table.

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And then there are those trashy troublemakers who complain at the top of their lungs about the total when the check comes, as if the prices weren't printed on the menu they ordered their meal from.

It's time to teach these boorish customers how to act when they go out to eat, so they'll stop making a server's job harder than it already is!

Read 14 Things You Should Never Say To Your Server here

Fast food companies keep coming up with advertising gimmicks that involve clothing in order to appeal to the younger, hipper consumers they're trying to bring in to their restaurants.

Some of these fast food fashions become collector's items, others end up on thrift store racks, but Taco Bell is hoping their new clothing line, created in conjunction with Forever 21, will make Millennials swoon.

The Taco Bell X Forever 21 line includes t-shirts fresher than their tacos, hoodies that keep you warm without the aid of a heat lamp, and this shiny athletic jacket that will make you shine brighter than a neon sign in the night.

-Via Boing Boing