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All Of This Is Me Now! - Gene Should Be A Burger Guru


All Of This Is Me Now! by ClayGrahamArt

Gene Belcher can be a bit greedy at times, but for some reason people still want to eat him all up when he starts playing fart noises on his keyboard or dresses up in his Beefsquatch costume. Bob has to live with little Gene, so he doesn't have nearly as much patience with the boy's beefy antics and really doesn't get why Gene is so cheesy all the time. Maybe maverick father and oddball son can find some middle ground with a little transcendental meditation, so Bob can see that strange son of his is actually the most enlightened Belcher in the bunch!

Become one with the burgers by wearing this All Of This Is Me Now! t-shirt by ClayGrahamArt, it's the taste two out of three geeks prefer over that other fictional burger joint.

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Bat's All Folks! I Miss The 80s Ride Or Die! One Ending To Rule Them All

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Don't Let The Captain America Persona Fool You, Chris Evans Is One Crazy Guy

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Captain America is one straight-laced sir, but the guy who plays him in the Marvel films, Chris Evans, is a strangeoid, a goofball and, when he's feeling particularly squirrely during an interview, a bit of a sicko.

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Now nobody's expecting Chris to act like Cap in Civil War, but the more you see of Chris the more it seems like he's trying to get himself recast as the Joker in the next Batman movie.

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It's refreshing to see someone famous acting like a total maniac for reasons other than to get out of a contract or get on TMZ, but Chris is so *on* all the time he may just be off his meds...

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Hilarious Examples Of Political Correctness Gone Wrong

The concept of political correctness is something that should be used in moderation, but these days people are so worried about saying the wrong things or offending people they think PC is the only way to go.

However, the old expression “you can't please everyone” rings true (despite what the PC police say), so trying to be PC by turning Dennis the Menace into a polite young man is a plan destined for failure.

It's even more ridiculous to ban the Punch & Judy puppet show because it contains an "abusive relationship" and "inappropriate hitting"...

Yeah, we know, Punch & Judy have been beating up on each other for at least 350 years. Leave those puppets alone PC police!

 

But when the PC conformists set their minds to doing something stupid they do it, like changing the term “brainstorming” to “thought showers” so as not to offend epileptics, or calling a Spotted Dick a Spotted Richard to stop the lewd jokes. What a bunch of Richards!

Read 10 Hilarious Examples Of Political Correctness Gone Mad here


Color Palettes From Famous Movie Scenes

Filmmakers use visual cues to help convey moods, feelings and subtext in their movies just like any other artist, and behind most of these cues lies a choice color palette.

By infusing shots with a carefully selected set of colors the viewer is subconsciously guided both visually and emotionally through the storyline, informed how to feel by the colors on the screen.

Plus, color palette control makes for really splendid looking shots!

The film fanatic behind @cinemapalettes has Tweeted over 200 color palettes derived from famous movie such as The Professional, Mad Max, Edward Scissorhands and My Neighbor Totoro, and they're taking requests.

Do Eraserhead! Oh wait, that's in black and white...

See more from This Tweeter Posts Color Palettes From Famous Movie Scenes here


Candid Photos Taken At Malls Across America In 1989

Shopping malls reached their peak level of awesomeness in the 80s, when they became the ultimate place for families to shop while their teens hung out and totally teened it up.

Anybody who visited a large mall in the 80s will remember the teen tribes who hung about, their clothing style-specific cliques making them stand out amidst the sea of shoppers.

But malls weren't just for bored teens- in many states they were the only place to go for one-stop shopping, and with the climate-controlled environment and massive food courts people never had to go home.

Michael Galinsky was 20-years-old when he decided to travel across America in one whirlwind month of 1989, capturing candid moments inside malls for a book entitled Malls Across America.

Michael's photos have a wonderful bystander quality about them, placing the viewer squarely in the scene so they can check out these eerily familiar environments from the inside.

See more from What American Shopping Malls Looked Like In 1989 here


One - Punch The Boredom Away, Man!


One by Bomdesignz

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do, and when two too quickly goes back to one it can be just as bad. But they just don't make dance partners like they used to, and until Saitama comes across a creature who can withstand more than one of his punches he'll just have to get used to being a lonely army of one.

Sock it to your fellow One Punch Man fans with this One t-shirt by Bomdesignz, it's a real knockout!

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Rebels (Yellow) How To Become A Superhero Alchemist Transmutation The Good Yellow

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Highly Entertaining Tweets From The Bad Fantasy Twitter Account

Reading a good to great fantasy novel makes the reader feel like they've been swept up onto the back of a pegasus and flown to another world, where magic, intrigue and danger abound.

On the other hand, reading bad fantasy is like watching an episode of Barney, because you always know what's coming next as you wait for the monster to remove the mask and reveal the idiot inside.

That's why bad fantasy is best read in teeny, tiny snippets, so you don't get disillusioned and decide to give up on the genre altogether, and the best place to read bad tidbits is the Awful Fantasy Twitter account.

The Awful Fantasy Twitter account is full of horrible excerpts from fantasy stories that weren't actually written and will thankfully never make it into print, and just like smoking pipeweed it's easy to know your limits.

But if you take it one terrible toke at a time you'll soon find your love of fantasy renewed and reinforced, and the hilarity of those bad entries will stick with you like a Necromancer's curse.

Read 10 Hilariously Terrible Excerpts From The Awful Fantasy Twitter Account here


Mom Writes Permission Slip To Let Her Kids Play Like Kids

Between helicopter parenting, kids staying indoors instead of going outside to play and schools instituting stricter policies regarding recess, the young folks can't have any fun these days.

So when Julie Walsh Holcombe found out her sons got in trouble at school because they were climbing a tree and playing like normal kids she sent a strongly worded memo and a permission slip to the teacher and guard involved.

Julie's kids look too old to be getting hassled about climbing trees, but now they have official permission to have fun!

-Via FAILBlog


Side-By-Side Comparison Of The Warcraft Actors And Their CGI Characters

The World Of Warcraft movie we've been hearing about for years is finally about to come out, and fans of the MMO are so excited they've sworn to leave their PCs long enough to actually see the movie.

But before Warcraft arrives in theaters we must behold all of the promo material to get our blood flowing for the battle.

These incredibly cool side-by-side posters introduce us to the characters in a very original way- by showing us how the real face of the actor compares to the CGI face of the character.

You can't tell if the movie is any good from these posters, but you can definitely see how great the character models are going to be!

See the entire side by side gallery here

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


Silence Falls - Who Is That Funny Fellow?


Silence Falls by RebelArt

The Doctor decided he was through with adventure, done with danger and finished fixing problems in the timestream, so he traded in his companion for a camera and a laugh track and started filming a hidden camera show. It was easy to find patsies for his show, all he had to do was look back through his database entries marked "enemies" and choose a chump to prank. But who to pull a prank on first? Considering his options he chose to begin much like comedy on film began- with the silence. A prank and a pun in one, now that's how you do live comedy like The Doctor!

People who appreciate a punny shirt will adore this Silence Falls t-shirt by RebelArt, it's fall down funny with a sci-fi twist and sure to make your fellow Whovians howl with laughter!

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Number One Dad Leia Wocka Walker Doorway To The Whoniverse Number One Dad Luke

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Dog Rescued After Living On Freeway Median For Over A Month

We hear horror stories about abandoned animals saved from the jaws of death far too often these days, but the really odd cases stay with us to remind us how not to care for a pet.

A German shepherd was recently saved from a freeway median in Los Angeles where she'd been living for at least five weeks after jumping out of the bed of her owner's truck.

The dog, dubbed Freeway Frida by the Galt police officer Sylvia Coelho who rescued her, was first spotted by drivers on Highway 99 near Simmerhorn Road back in April, but she evaded capture so the police were unable to nab her until around May 18th.

Frida was treated for a broken leg and is said to be doing well, and since she's not microchipped and her owner isn't coming forward (for obvious reasons) officer Cuelho says she might have to adopt her.

Read more about Freeway Frida here


This Geralt Of Rivia From The Witcher Cosplay Is Quite Enchanting

Some fantasy character costumes are easy to put together, and a pair of pointed ears or an epic beard go a long way when you're dressing up as an elf or a dwarf.

But Geralt of Rivia, star of The Witcher video game franchise, is a totally unique and singular character, so cosplayers who want to embody Geralt must be born with a Witcher's soul.

Cosplayer Maul from Defcon Unlimited clearly looked in the mirror and saw the eyes of a monster hunter looking back at him because his Geralt cosplay is almost too perfect, right down to the rune laden sword Maul made in his cosplay forge.

-Via MEME BASE


Fun Photo Series Celebrating The Glory Of Pizza

Cheese, glorious cheese! And the pepperoni grease that slides off the slices and coats the glorious cheese! And all the tasty toppings like pineapples, peppers, mushrooms and mackerel and more!

And the crust, the crispy crusty edges! Well, I could take or leave the crust, but maybe you're a pizza fan too and you happen to like the crust. No biggie, you can have mine.

The important part here is our shared love of pizza, a greasy bed of goodness upon which toppings from heaven lie, and that moment when we crack open the box to look at our pie for the first time.

Photographer Chris Gampat explores this mouth-watering moment in his series "The Secret Order Of The Slice", featuring people making funny faces as the brilliant glory of the pizza pie shines upon them.

-Via design you trust


Laugh In The Face Of Fear With These Scary Funny T-Shirts

Homeyphobia by Boggs Nicolas

Everyone has something they fear in life, be it abstract or unnervingly real, but just as we're told not to wallow in our tears we shouldn't swallow up our fears- we should let them out and expose them to the sunlight on a NeatoShop t-shirt.

That way we can share them with each other and laugh at how small they really are in the grand scheme of things.

The fears that lurk in our minds are very real to us

Another Scary Clown by Mari Kari

And very hard to ignore

Scary Terry V3 by Demonigote

But if you think of the things you're afraid of in a different light they won't seem so scary after all

Cute Kid by Hillary White

And then you can say "I ain't afraid of no oogety boogety old fear!"

Nightmare Busters by Beware 1984

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The Delightful Automata Created By Cabaret Mechanical Theatre

There's nothing like watching an automaton put on a simple mechanical show for you, and even kids who stare at screens all day long get a kick out of watching automatons move.

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One particular group of makers who call themselves the Cabaret Mechanical Theatre like to build ridiculous yet marvelous crank operated machines which they then film in action and share on the interwebs.

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The Cabaret Mechanical Theatre's minimalist machines both fascinate and inspire, showing future makers how simple it is to build an analog device that moves in perfectly pleasant ways.

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Read more about The Delightful Automata Of Cabaret Mechanical Theatre here


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