If They Take My Stapler by ShasteenFrey

Submitted for your approval the tale of Milton Waddams, a lonely office worker who has been pushed to his limit for the last time. The people in his office treat him like a jerk and don't respect his space, which he has been able to deal with for years, but recently someone stole his beloved Swingline stapler, an act of criminal disregard that made Milton madder than he's ever been before. He's about to blow his top, but first he'll pay a visit to the TPS Report Zone...

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Urbane Bear by Matt Parsons

You may have seen warnings posted about approaching or feeding wild bears, saying they're deadly and it's a bad idea to go anywhere near them much less let them know you have food. Well, I'm here to tell you there's one kind of bear that's okay to feed and approach- the urbane bear, ursinis urbanis. The urbane bear is much smarter and far more dignified than the average bear, and they would never eat filthy humans because they don't know where those humans have been. These bears have a refined sense of taste with the clothing to match, so if you see a bear in a three piece suit and bowler hat wander into your town don't panic- simply offer him a cappuccino and a charcuterie platter and he'll be too busy eating to bore you with his stories about shopping for bear-sized suits...

Show some love for those civilized bears with this Urbane Bear t-shirt by Matt Parsons, it's the dapper way to say "ursas are major in my life!"

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We're No Angels by Aaron Morales

They may have the faces of angels and the bodies to match but Wasp, Scarlet Witch and Black Widow aren't the golden girls you wish they were. There's something about pretty girls that make men go all gaga and start to see them as untarnished little porcelain dolls, prim and proper and capable of doing no harm. But as annoying as this assumption is these women of action like to use it against guys, and with a little flirtatious smiling and eyelash batting they can butter up any man they're battling, making it so those chumps don't see what's coming...

Support the female superheroes who rock our world, wear this We're No Angels t-shirt by Aaron Morales and make hearts soar wherever you go!

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Neo-Tokyo by Ddjvigo

Kaneda scanned the horizon looking for any sign of his old pal Tetsuo, who had recently gone full nuclear in Neo-Tokyo, but it seems even a being possessed of that much power must implode at some point. And yet that look in Tetsuo's eyes made Kaneda think maybe his old pal was still in that swollen monstrosity somewhere, and if there was hope he could bring Tetsuo home again Kaneda would keep looking and waiting. Suddenly he felt breath on his neck and heard a raspy voice whisper "It's good to see you again, old friend..."

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Quailman No More by Adho1982

Doug Funnie was finally growing up, and that meant letting go of childhood things like scooters, water balloon wars and his favorite superhero, Quailman. But Quailman was actually part of Doug, an alternate personality who made Doug feel alive whenever he donned the cape and belt crown, so letting go was harder than he'd anticipated. Every time Doug heard someone screaming for help because they dropped their ice cream, or their cat was stuck in a tree, Doug wanted to transform into Quailman and come to the rescue, but he knew if he didn't stop playing now he might not ever make it to adulthood...

Add some animated awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Quailman No More t-shirt by Adho1982, it's a story within a story that takes place inside an animated TV show...whoa!!

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Good Cluck by Sophie Corrigan

Chickens are the most underrated of all magical creatures, and even though we eat their eggs and then eat the chicken when we're tired of staring at their beaky faces and beady little eyes we still don't see them as that big a deal. But an old lunatic from the Ozarks once told me that if you pick up a chicken and it doesn't cluck all day long you'll have good luck...or maybe it was pick it up and have good cluck, I dunno, it was a long time ago and there aren't many chickens where I'm from...

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TRAP by inkOne Art

Politicians do all kinds of promising and talking about solutions and strategies, but take it from the most famous Mon Calamari in the galaxy- if you think of everything as a trap you'll never get caught in a trap. Admiral Ackbar may seem like an unlikely candidate for the Galactic Council, but he knows how the minds of the Imperial commanders and their Sith overlords think, and what they're thinking 9 out of 10 times has something to do with a trap. So you can throw away your vote on some other Rebel rabble rouser or crackpot in a helmet, or you can vote for Ackbar and keep the Alliance from getting caught in a trap!

Vote for the fishman you believe in most, wear this TRAP t-shirt by inkOne Art and cast your vote on the side of it's a trap!

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Farming Is Fun by TechraNova

Spending the day doing actual farming makes you tired and dirty, but when you're virtual farming on your SNES console the fun never ends and you never break a sweat! Planting crops by the light of the harvest moon sounds cool and life changing and junk, but playing harvest moon is much more fun and leads to far fewer werewolf attacks and bug bites. Now, I'm not saying your real life farm is infested with werewolves, I'm just saying it's much safer, warmer and more comfortable inside where your console is...

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Hawk And Chick by Kgullholmen

When Bobu Belcha-san and his daughter Louisa-chan want to watch some action heavy foreign TV shows they always come back to the one they relate to most- Hawk and Chick, the father-daughter samurai team who fight evil monsters and are played by an actual father and daughter. Hawk and Chick made Bob, I mean Bobu, want to bond more with his wild daughter, and it made Louisa-chan think maybe her dad wasn't such a boring guy after all. Plus, giant butterfly monsters in Japan, that's cool, right?

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Strange Dad by Andriu

They said Homer would never be able to master the mystical arts and become Springfield's number one sorcerer, that he was too fat and too dimwitted to learn the mystical and martial arts at the same time, but Homer showed them, or did he? Suddenly Homer had this really cool cape that fluttered around, and he had somehow grown a wizardly goatee overnight, which was pretty magical in itself. But Homer's most magical feat was his strange new ability to make giant glowing donuts hover around his hand, which people quickly realized was just a side effect of Homer reaching into the reactor core to grab a donut that had fallen in...

Go team sorcerer supreme- Simpsons style with this Strange Dad t-shirt by Andriu, it's mesmerizing and sure to make your fellow fans smirk with delight.

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RETRO KID (Star Wars) by ALIENBIKER23

Retro kids have a lot to be thankful for, like being born in an era when all the greatest movies, TV shows, video games and toys came out, and those who were born in the 70s have a special connection with that cinematic war in the stars. The Rebel Alliance battling the Empire, Luke and Han and Leia and Chewie versus the galaxy, this was a great time to watch sci-fi films and a fun era for kids because of all the great shows and toys. The future never looked brighter than it did during childhood in the 1970s, when space didn't seem so far away after all...

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Materia Girl by Ninjaink

Sometimes her life felt like a fantasy, other times it felt like a nightmare, and even though she was a materia girl living in a materia rich world the fantasy seemed fake. It felt like there was always a final mission ahead, another chance to kill and lose loved ones who can't afford those pricey phoenix downs. And although this foreboding feeling didn't interfere with her materia training it made her feel like she'd lost control of her limit breaks, which could could let down the team in their time of crisis. Materia girls may seem kinda spacey, but that's just because they have a lot on their minds!

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He's No Good To Me Dead by Maclac

When Boba is out hunting his next target he has a lot on his mind, and the loudest voice he hears in his head is the voice of his employer issuing their orders and specific details. Catching the quarry is the easy part, but pleasing the customer means creating a reputation and striving for greatness, so if they want the target brought in alive you let them live. Han really got under that Fett's skin, and as much as he wanted the credits he wanted to see Solo burn twice as bad, but he knew better than to disobey a Hutt...

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Stranger Danger Across The Sky! by Bob Rosland

Creepy guy in the sky, you look like you're really high, what's with that look, you sleazy crook, it's stranger danger! Seriously folks, if you see some scummy guy or gal driving around in a van looking at you in a manner you feel is inappropriate you should immediately yell STRANGER DANGER at the top of your lungs and run home! Even if there are rainbows and moonbeams coming out of the van's tailpipe, and yes even if the van can actually fly through the air like a steel pigeon, you should avoid entering the van at all costs if you value your life. And that's a tip that will help you go places without going kaput!

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Hello, Leek by Tshaatsu

The leek might not be the most extroverted vegetable in the fridge, and it's definitely not the sweetest tasting, but if you ever get the chance to chat with one do it because they're really friendly and fun! Leeks like to go swimming, watch rom-coms that make them cry, and work on their hobbies so they can stay multi-layered. So before you chop up that leek and add it to dinner hang out with it for a while, you'll be glad you made a tasty friend!

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