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Urbane Bear - Better Than Those Hipster Horses!


Urbane Bear by Matt Parsons

You may have seen warnings posted about approaching or feeding wild bears, saying they're deadly and it's a bad idea to go anywhere near them much less let them know you have food. Well, I'm here to tell you there's one kind of bear that's okay to feed and approach- the urbane bear, ursinis urbanis. The urbane bear is much smarter and far more dignified than the average bear, and they would never eat filthy humans because they don't know where those humans have been. These bears have a refined sense of taste with the clothing to match, so if you see a bear in a three piece suit and bowler hat wander into your town don't panic- simply offer him a cappuccino and a charcuterie platter and he'll be too busy eating to bore you with his stories about shopping for bear-sized suits...

Show some love for those civilized bears with this Urbane Bear t-shirt by Matt Parsons, it's the dapper way to say "ursas are major in my life!"

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