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Weenie Hut General - Bikini Bottom's Best


Weenie Hut General by Oneskillwonder

If you're tired of paying way too much for a Krabby Patty made by a sponge, tired of being bullied by a pint-sized plankton over at the Chum Bucket, and just plain tired of eating the same old oceanic offerings then head over to the Weenie Hut, now with three locations! The Weenie Hut General has been serving Bikini Bottom for nearly twenty years, and now Weenie Hut Juniors and Super Weenie Hut Juniors is set to serve up fresh weenies to those who like food with a side of nerdy fun! So ditch the squid and sponge, pass right on by the plankton, and head over to Weenie Hut for a super duper square meal!

Don't be a Bob, grab this Weenie Hut General t-shirt by Oneskillwonder and show the world you put your round pants on two legs at a time, unlike that chuckleheaded sponge...

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Composition of Emotions Mutant Heroines Best Wingmen Unbreakable Kimmy

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12 Charts Reveal What It's Like To Date Each Zodiac Sign

If you believe in the personality profiles generated by the twelve signs of the zodiac then you probably use those profiles to help you look for and understand your romantic partner.

Many believe the zodiac holds the key to long lasting relationships because the 12 profiles help daters weed out all the bad matches ahead of time.

Taking dating advice from the zodiac hasn't worked that well for me in the past, but maybe consulting these charts created by Summer Anne Burton for BuzzFeed will work for you.

I'm a Gemini so naturally my chart is spot on in every way.

See 12 Charts That Explain What It's Like To Date Every Zodiac Sign here


"Streets Of Whiterun" From Skyrim Played On A Beautiful Harp Guitar

Watching musician Andy McKee play is a delight for both eyes and ears, since his harp guitar sounds as wonderful as it looks, as you can see/hear when he plays Jeremy Soule's “Streets Of Whiterun” from the Skyrim soundtrack.

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Andy's magical instrument was made by Greenfield Guitars in Montreal, Canada, and proprietor Michael Greenfield shared a bit about the instrument's composition:

My harp guitar has its own, proprietary body shape and many unique features. While inspired by the early 20th century harp guitars, this is truly a contemporary instrument incorporating all of the modern physics and design features found on all of my guitars. …My harp guitar is made of a laminated rim set, with laminated linings and a system of aerospace composite carbon fibre trusses and buttresses. This makes for an extremely rigid and stable skeletal structure. The soundboard is lattice braced. The Laskin style extended arm rest is included, as is a mini-rib rest on the rear of the pointed section of the upper bout.

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-Via Laughing Squid


Drink Like A Sponge - How Wet I Am *Hic*


Drink Like A Sponge by NemiMakeit

When you go out for a night of drinking and debauchery with your buddies it's easy to forget your limits, so take it from Bob of Bikini Bottom and drink like a sponge. Now this may sound wrong to you since I've just warned against drinking too much, but in reality little sponges like Bob can't drink very much before they're soused, and they always make it to work on time the next day. So take it from SB- drink up, have fun, be merry, but limit yourself to an amount SpongeBob could handle (which is about two drinks maximum) and don't let strong drink derail your life!

Take the Bikini Bottom party with you wherever you go with this Drink Like A Sponge t-shirt by NemiMakeit, it's the festive way to declare your love for drinking, burger flipping and sentient starfish and sponges!

Visit NemiMakeit's official website and Facebook fan page, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

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Sailormon - Cosplay Isn't Gender, Or Species, Specific


Sailormon by Samtronika

Pocket monsters often dream of breaking out of their pokeball and becoming something more than an arena fighting machine, but until they evolve into something big enough to crush their human captors they have to settle for cosplay. Pikachu loves to dress up like the God of Thunder, Snorlax likes to dress up like a sloth, and the ever adorable Squirtle dreams of becoming Sailor Moon. If your Squirtle starts taking his role as a Sailor Scout too seriously just give him a little time alone in the poke ball, and if he actually starts fighting crime don't stop him until the threat has been eliminated. But beware of guys with funny voices dressed like Tuxedo Mask, it's probably just James from Team Rocket trying to steal your Squirtle out from under your nose!

Show the world how pocket monsters do cosplay with this Sailormon t-shirt by Samtronika, it's the perfect shirt to wear while you're out on the go trying to catch 'em all!

Visit Samtronika's Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Porco Rosa What does the vulpix say? MutenRoshi Wild Kaiju appeared

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Tobias Vs Dean - Please Let It Be A Fight To The Finish!


Tobias Vs Dean by Tom Trager

When two forces of freaky-deaky-dom decide to throw down it's hard to decide who will come out on top because they're both pretty awful in their own way. Dean Pelton is a real pest who refers to himself as Dean far too often, and his Dean related puns get quite tiresome considering he unloads them on Greendale students via the PA system all day long. But Tobias Fünke is about as funky as they come, and if anyone's development has been arrested it's his, but he doesn't have a community standing somewhere behind him so he's clearly the underdog of all underdogs. So who would win in a fight between Tobias and Dean Pelton? The television viewing audience at home, that's who!

Protect your torso from contusions with this Tobias Vs Dean t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's all the fighter with none of the street!

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Whedon Assemble The Heroes of Ooo Tobias Says Time Relative Shirt

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These Photo Realistic Illustrations Took Hundreds Of Hours To Create

Photo realistic artwork can be created by tricking the eye with implied depth, using photo reference and digital painting software, or by spending a really long time making sure every detail is perfect on each piece.

Italian artist Emanuele Dascanio has chosen to go with the latter, and he spends hundreds of hours creating each one of his incredibly realistic portraits.

Emanuele uses the chiaroscuro related technique of single source lighting to help sell the realism, and he works primarily in charcoal, graphite and oil paint which make it easier to create high contrast imagery on white canvas.

Here's a video showing his full creation process from start to finish:

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-Via Time Wheel


Images That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

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We're exposed to so much negativity these days, and there's so much strife and turmoil in the world, that sometimes it's nice to peruse a collection of positively inspirational images and stand proud again.

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It's easy to fall into a pattern of negativity and see everything through a dark lens when you're constantly tearing others down, but what we really need to do in these dark days is lift each other up.

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Why go around spreading hate when so many destructive forces in the world are already using hate as their weapon of choice? It may sound like a cliche, but there are times when the best way to kill hatred is with kindness.

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See 15+ Images That'll Restore Your Faith In Humanity here


The Spooky Science Behind Ouija Boards

Ouija boards have been associated with the supernatural since the 19th century, with claims it allows the living to communicate easily with the dead, but really the Ouija is merely a novelty product.

However, there is some real science behind the way people interact with the “spirit board” when they get together, and the magic can be cast aside in favor of one scientific explanation- the ideomotor effect:

The ideomotor effect occurs when someone moves themself or an object without being conscious of their actions. This combined with a strong subconscious need for an answer, like what one might feel when using a Ouija board, leads to players moving the planchette without any knowledge of doing so.

So the desire to "speak" through the board can make people move their hands without knowing it, and what seems like intentional deception is really just subconscious desire facilitated by the fingers.

Read The Spooky Science Behind Ouija Boards at mental_floss


How Did The Klingons Get Warp Drive?

Klingons are one of the most barbaric and less technologically advanced races in the Star Trek universe, and they typically prefer to solve problems with combat actions rather than words.

So how did a race who spends too much time yelling, fighting and feuding and not nearly enough time studying, experimenting or inventing manage to create a warp drive?

According to this comic from Sheldon Comics they got it from that one Klingon who was super into science, the one who has a pencil tucked behind his ear instead of a knife.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


6 Times Players Were The Real Villain In Video Games

Players always assume they're the hero when playing a video game, unless the box says otherwise, but they can never really tell what the game designers actually had in mind.

I mean, what if Dr. Robotnik was trying to save the defenseless animals from that hyperactive hedgehog, and Bowser was trying to convert the Mushroom Kingdom into a Democratic union?

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Dorkly did an amazing job of making gamers wonder- which other video game "heros" have we been wrong to believe in all these years? Personally, I've always thought there was something not quite right about that Paperboy...

-Via Dorkly


This Former Monk Has Been Building His Own Cathedral For The Last 50 Years

The masons and builders who conceived of and constructed the most famous cathedrals in the world had a legion of workers helping them bring their blessed vision to life in a timely manner.

But former Trappist monk Justo Gallego Martinez has been building a cathedral by himself every day since 1963, even though he knows he won't be able to finish the building before he dies.

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This video by Great Big Story focuses on Justo Gallego Martinez and his holy mission to build a memorial cathedral to Our Lady of the Pillar on the plot of land he inherited near Madrid, Spain.

It's equal parts inspiring and heartwrenching, and you'll be amazed by what Justo has been able to accomplish with his own two hands while driven by faith.

-Via Laughing Squid


Cats Cats Cats - Stare Into The Face Of Feline Madness


Cats Cats Cats by Tobe Fonseca

Some people can't help but be obsessed with cats, and then they surround themselves with feline iconography and the obsession becomes inescapable. They put up hang in there cat posters, buy plush cats and statues so they can properly worship the cat, and some even turn their house into a home for wayward kittehs.

If you're one of the cat obsessed then you're probably constantly on the lookout for clothing featuring cat-based designs, and do we have a doozy for you! This Cats Cats Cats t-shirt by Tobe Fonseca is like a wireframe map of what's on your mind 24 hours a day, so now you can share your feline vision with the world!

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I love cats Listening to your heart I just want to drink coffee create stuff and sleep Treasure Map

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Copperpool - Bad Dogpool! No Biscuit For You!


Copperpool by Alberto Arni

When you're out in the sun you've gotta keep your buns cool, man, so take it from your buddy DP and slap some sunscreen on yo' cheeks! Wade may have been made to look hideous during the experiment that gave him his powers, but that doesn't mean he wants a sunburn making him gross lookign and all peely. Plus, there's this thing called skin cancer that can really knock you dead, so whether you're chillin' by the pool or going Beach Blanket Blammo with your gun club make sure you slather on that sunscreen so you don't get fried chimichanga style!

Summer is here, so bring home this totally cool Copperpool t-shirt by Alberto Arni and soak up them rays in style!

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I (Turtle) NY Triple Beagle Portrait Hey Listen! Wrong Pipe

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How Dogs React To A Voice Actor Barking

Some voice actors are so good their mimicry abilities can fool anyone, even animals.

Rudi Rok is one of these incredibly gifted voice actors, and he's so good at barking, panting and other dog vocalizations he drives those poor poochies wild in this video by Jose Ahonen.

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It seems dogs who hear a perfect imitation of a dog bark start barking, I wonder what they're saying to Rudi...

-Via Dorkly


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