Louise Darko by Ed Harrington

Bob knew it would be a mistake to let Louise stay up late and watch Donnie Darko, but since he'd never seen it and had to open up for that early morning burger crowd he gave in to her whining. Besides, if it kept Louise occupied and too tired to wake up Tina and Gene at the crack of dawn Bob was all for it, although that did mean he'd have to bus tables by himself at the restaurant. Later that day, as Bob and Linda were cleaning up after the Linner rush, poor little Louise wandered into the restaurant with a shellshocked look on her face, muttering something about imaginary bunnies and time travel...

Sport this Louise Darko t-shirt by Ed Harrington around town and you'll become like a wild stallion named Jericho to your fellow fans, because they'll see you as a trailblazer and a style icon. But don't take my word for it...

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Blasters are so Uncivilized by WinterWolfMedia

Just because you're fighting a war that spans the galaxy, just because you're a force of evil who uses the dark side of the force to kill those who dare to rebel against your Imperial policies, doesn't mean you have to act in an uncivilized manner. You should always try to maintain your dignity and composure no matter what the odds, so your warrior energy shines brightly like a star instead of merely flashing for a second like a blaster beam. Rebel or Empire, Jedi or Sith, you have to set a good example for the others and lead by example, meaning you should holster that blaster you cowboy you!

Keep your geeky wardrobe totally classy with this Blasters Are So Uncivilized t-shirt by WinterWolfMedia, it's the most efficient way to show your fellow fans how to keep it classy even when you're geeking out on your favorite sci-fi franchise.

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Is it better to die with a smile on your face or get the last laugh? Both options can be seen as temporary, but when you get a funny slogan inscribed on your tombstone the laughs last forever.

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Everyone wants to leave their mark on this world, something to be remembered by, and for the dearly departed in this collection of Hilarious Headstones their mark sits just above their bones.

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Regardless of any posthumous plans you've made for your body you're most likely thinking about adding a funny headstone to the plan now, because a name and date is not enough to express who you were in life.

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See These 25 Hilarious Headstones Got In The Last Laugh here

Filmmakers use the production's wardrobe and costumes to help tell their story, which is why they adore slogan t-shirts- because nothing gives a character instant attitude like a tee.

From rude to radical, totally hilarious to merely setting the scene, t-shirts are now used as a cheap and easy way to add visual appeal to a film.

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Robert Jones and Brett Roberts clipped together the first supercut of The Greatest T-Shirts In Film, then Travis Greenwood teamed up with the duo to create the far more complete Part 2, now with over 100 entries!

And as you know the NeatoShop has thousands of incredibly cool t-shirts in stock, including many slogan tees from your favorite movies, so check out the NeatoShop for tees that'll make you look like a million bucks!

-Via mental_floss

@davidbeckham came into my tattoo studio the other day. He asked me for a #dinolicous tattoo on his back. Guess what he got? Share in comments! #beckham #tattoo #inked #bff #123overbodyfree #dinostyletattoo

A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Apr 10, 2016 at 11:20am PDT

You know what every single photo taken of a celebrity is missing?

A dude wearing a dinosaur onesie while hanging out with said celeb, that's what, and since Lorenz Valentino owned a onesie and had the Photoshop skills he went to work editing himself into their photos.

Thanks to his skills, and his sweet onesie, Lorenz now hangs out with Macklemore, dates his dream Kardashian, err, Jenner, and poses like a sexy python ready to strike with his "longtime friend" Jennifer Lawrence.

It's been about a year since posing with longtime friend #jenniferlawrence for @vanityfair #jenniferlawrence #model #shoot #mansion #naked #snake #celebrity #dinolife #dinolicious

A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Dec 30, 2015 at 2:47pm PST

No biggie, just another day in the imaginary life of a dino onesie wearing dude who just happens to be friends with virtually every famous face on the planet.

Went for a walk with #ryangosling and we happened to catch some Pokemon. What a cool cat!! Have you caught yours? #dinolicious #pokemongo #coolestcatever #dinogosl #pokemongoals

A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Jul 18, 2016 at 9:44am PDT

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A true #American hero. #SDCC #ConanCon

A photo posted by CONAN (@teamcoco) on Jul 22, 2016 at 4:43pm PDT

Conan O'Brien has made it his mission to conquer Comic-Con ever since his show moved to L.A., so now we have show tapings and exclusive figures to look forward to at the event each year.

And when Conan hits the Con he hits it hard, bringing some of his patently unpredictable Coco magic with him, this time in the form of a super suit custom made for his bod by Ironhead Studio.

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Conan claims the suit is anatomically correct, but I think he stuffed his codpiece.

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Office dress codes are a real drag, even with Casual Fridays, but employees who want to keep their jobs are forced to dress accordingly...or are they?

If you go by the experiences of June J Rivas then dress codes don't mean a thing, because when her boss instituted a severe and illegal dress code she replied by cosplaying to work.

June feels the new dress code is aimed directly at her and has filed complaints, but in the meantime she's having fun putting “work cosplay” outfits together which technically conform to the new dress code.

Cosplayers tend to be a mighty creative bunch, so if this dress code battle grinds on for a while June is going to make her boss wish she'd never had a problem with the way June used to dress!

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Meat Controlled Carldroid by pigboom

My name is...wait, what's my name again? I can't seem to think of it, on account of the mind control thingamajigie that fry man used on my noggin'. Wasn't it something like Marl or Garl? Is that even a name? There was some kind of aqua monster with the fry man too, a giant shake man with flipper arms who called himself master and claimed to be part of a hunger squad. It's starting to come back to me, those food monsters were my neighbors, this pile of meat using me like a robot is named Meatwad, and he just finished watching those old teen turtles cartoons...Aaaack! There's a food monster riding around inside of me, and not the good kind!

Dress nice and neighborly with this Meat Controlled Carldroid t-shirt by pigboom, it'll help you make the money g...or make you feel better about being broke! Comes in adult sizes, take it off before you swim.

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GIFs are a visual gift to the Users of the Internet, a mini cinematic present for our eyeballs to unwrap in a few seconds flat, but I can't decide if the GIFs created by Sam Cannon are given out of joy or spite.

Sam's mesmerizing and disturbing GIFs can be subtly creepy, extremely whimsical or both, and viewers may find it hard to tear their eyes away from these GIFs even when the subject keeps sending chills down their spine with a stare.

-Via Laughing Squid

Apparently all bikes will be spokeless in the future, since that's how they often appear in sci-fi shows and such, so in an effort to speed us towards the future the Cyclotron has appeared.

The Cyclotron looks like a bicycle straight out of TRON, with built-in lights powered by a self- charging battery, smartphone connectivity, vinyl decals for customization and a modular design.

Riders can attach baskets inside the spokeless rims to carry stuff, and the Wingman child seat system lets you take your little ones along for the ride.

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Corporations have been looking to the internet for help since the very beginning...and it has never worked out well for them.

Nowadays these corporations are just looking for the viral boost these epic online poll fails provide, and yet they're never really prepared for the trolling they receive.

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McDonald's New Zealand asked the internet community to use their app and invent their own burgers, and what they got was the Sad European, the Carbonator and something called Girth.

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As expected the app has been removed from the McDonald's New Zealand website, so no tasteless burger designing for you, but I'm sure another internet poll worthy of trolling to come along soon!

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The Adventures Of He-Man by markwelser

Prince Adam is a lazy lout who totally sponges off the kingdom and doesn't accomplish anything, but his heroic alter ego He-Man is a mighty force for good in the universe who can't wait to spring into action. He goes out in search of mystery, seeking danger and adventure like a boy master detective who has been hitting the gym eight hours a day, and boy does He ever find all the adventure he can handle and more! Luckily his sword is as sharp as his mind, and by solving the Skeletor cases he is freeing the people from that evil skull-faced creep.

It's no mystery why this The Adventures Of He-Man t-shirt by markwelser is so great- it's one mighty cool looking cartoon mashup!

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Star Love Upgrade by Prime Premne

It was a match made in Robo-Heaven, a coppery plated Protocol droid named C and the Cyberman who swept him off his mechanical feet. But alas their love would not last, for the Doctor and the Darths were on the war path, actively hunting the pair down to ensure their destruction. Together C and the Cyberman ran, they made laughing noises come out of their speakers and they admired the way the rays of the twin suns glinted off each other's shiny head. Perhaps in another time or alternate dimension their love would be allowed to exist, but this version of the star crossed droid lovers was doomed to fail...

You'll be sharing some geeky love with the world every time you wear this Star Love Upgrade t-shirt by Prime Premne, a design that really computes!

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One hundred coats of paint seems like overkill for most paintings, and you'd never need to apply 100 coats of paint to your house, so why on Earth would people apply 100 coats of various beauty products to themselves?

To take part in the 100 Coats Challenge, a new beauty vlogger craze that started with nail polish and has now jumped the shark thanks to one Jenna Marbles- who slapped on 100 coats of (nearly) everything. (NSFW due to language)

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Jenna applied 100 coats of lipstick, foundation, self tanner, hair spray, nail polish and stuck 50 false eyelashes on each lid...then she showed us the horrifying results for way too long. *shudder*

-Via Cosmopolitan

People naturally have a morbid curiosity about the Titanic disaster, wondering about every little detail of that fateful April night in 1912, and slowly but surely virtually every detail has been revealed since.

As you may be aware there were three classes of passengers on board, and each class was treated quite differently during the voyage, but how differently is best illustrated by the three different class menus.

The First Class menu is suitably posh and pretentious, with consomme fermier instead of rice soup, egg a l'argenteuil instead of ham & eggs, and Camembert and Stilton instead of "cheese". 

And then there are the poor Third Class passengers who are stuck eating gruel, "cabin biscuits" (a name that somehow sounds hard and tasteless), and plain old boiled potatoes.

First class or third class, they were all equal in the end...

-Via CountryLiving