You shouldn't use dangerous weapons while hunting Pokémon in real life, because you're more likely to harm the little critters you're hunting than capture them.
Steve Buscemi has a very unique appearance which makes it unlikely he'll ever be mistaken for, say, your uncle Ted, that is, unless Ted is a Buscemi look-alike.
Steve's look naturally makes him stand out in a crowd, and he can't hide his Buscemi eyes for long before somebody notices there's a major movie star in their presence and starts freaking out.
So how come this kid's mom didn't notice when he started replacing family photos in their house with pics of Steve Buscemi? Is she somehow immune to Buscemi's ocular charms?
The guy's sister @claremaura has been documenting the Buscemi invasion in her household and sharing it with the internet, and now that the story has gone viral maybe mom will finally notice?
For some reason I've never been able to get my pet cats to stay in the house, let alone stay in my yard, and yet there are cat whisperers out there who take their kitty with them wherever they go.
These lucky humans can travel halfway around the world and their little kittie pal will stay right by their side, exploring the world with their owners by day then setting up camp right next to them at night.
And when the two (or more) intrepid travelers encounter strange and scary sounds outside their tent at night they can look to each other for comfort and protection.
You'd think those sneaky little crooks who steal other people's food from the community fridge at work would have learned their lesson by now, especially after reading all the revenge stories posted online.
But it appears one hungry jerk in particular never saw any of these stories, and they continued to use up a fellow employee's "coffee creamer" until this note appeared on the bottle:
If the comments on Reddit are any indication then discovering the creamer is actually breast milk would be no big deal, but something tells me Redditors aren't the norm and most guys would be horrified by this discovery.
Sorry kids, but you can't buy the makings of a hero at any store, and you certainly won't learn the secret of the one punch technique by shopping for goods like sheep. What you've gotta do to be the very best is train hard, like 100 push-ups, sit-ups and squats hard, then top off your workout with an 10km run, and the rest will come to you in time. Don't believe me? Just ask Saitama how he manages to take down each and every supervillain, kaiju and cyborg he comes across with just one punch and he'll tell you the same!
Show the world how a hero is built with this Hero Type-S t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, it's the mighty minimalist way to declare your allegiance to Saitama!
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It's good to have a partner in life who will help you soar to new heights instead of weighing you down with their negativity, but sometimes you've gotta swap out the one you're with to find the right fit.
And according to this comic from Zen Pencils you'll know the Can-Do guy or girl of your dreams the minute you meet them- they'll be the one offering to help you(r heart) soar to the stars!
The dream of the 90s has been alive in Portland since the 90s, but now the 90s are back in a big way with everyone who feels nostalgiac about the decade that closed out the 20th century.
If you're a lover of all things retro, a fan of 90s movies and TV shows, or you're simply stuck in the 90s and refuse to leave, then you'll love the amazing designs found in the NeatoShop!
Back in the 1990s we didn't know how good we had it with our Hidden Temple game shows
Bob knew it would be a mistake to let Louise stay up late and watch Donnie Darko, but since he'd never seen it and had to open up for that early morning burger crowd he gave in to her whining. Besides, if it kept Louise occupied and too tired to wake up Tina and Gene at the crack of dawn Bob was all for it, although that did mean he'd have to bus tables by himself at the restaurant. Later that day, as Bob and Linda were cleaning up after the Linner rush, poor little Louise wandered into the restaurant with a shellshocked look on her face, muttering something about imaginary bunnies and time travel...
Sport this Louise Darko t-shirt by Ed Harrington around town and you'll become like a wild stallion named Jericho to your fellow fans, because they'll see you as a trailblazer and a style icon. But don't take my word for it...
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Just because you're fighting a war that spans the galaxy, just because you're a force of evil who uses the dark side of the force to kill those who dare to rebel against your Imperial policies, doesn't mean you have to act in an uncivilized manner. You should always try to maintain your dignity and composure no matter what the odds, so your warrior energy shines brightly like a star instead of merely flashing for a second like a blaster beam. Rebel or Empire, Jedi or Sith, you have to set a good example for the others and lead by example, meaning you should holster that blaster you cowboy you!
Keep your geeky wardrobe totally classy with this Blasters Are So Uncivilized t-shirt by WinterWolfMedia, it's the most efficient way to show your fellow fans how to keep it classy even when you're geeking out on your favorite sci-fi franchise.
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Is it better to die with a smile on your face or get the last laugh? Both options can be seen as temporary, but when you get a funny slogan inscribed on your tombstone the laughs last forever.
Everyone wants to leave their mark on this world, something to be remembered by, and for the dearly departed in this collection of Hilarious Headstones their mark sits just above their bones.
Regardless of any posthumous plans you've made for your body you're most likely thinking about adding a funny headstone to the plan now, because a name and date is not enough to express who you were in life.
Filmmakers use the production's wardrobe and costumes to help tell their story, which is why they adore slogan t-shirts- because nothing gives a character instant attitude like a tee.
From rude to radical, totally hilarious to merely setting the scene, t-shirts are now used as a cheap and easy way to add visual appeal to a film.
And as you know the NeatoShop has thousands of incredibly cool t-shirts in stock, including many slogan tees from your favorite movies, so check out the NeatoShop for tees that'll make you look like a million bucks!
A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Apr 10, 2016 at 11:20am PDT
You know what every single photo taken of a celebrity is missing?
A dude wearing a dinosaur onesie while hanging out with said celeb, that's what, and since Lorenz Valentino owned a onesie and had the Photoshop skills he went to work editing himself into their photos.
Thanks to his skills, and his sweet onesie, Lorenz now hangs out with Macklemore, dates his dream Kardashian, err, Jenner, and poses like a sexy python ready to strike with his "longtime friend" Jennifer Lawrence.
A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Dec 30, 2015 at 2:47pm PST
No biggie, just another day in the imaginary life of a dino onesie wearing dude who just happens to be friends with virtually every famous face on the planet.
A photo posted by CONAN (@teamcoco) on Jul 22, 2016 at 4:43pm PDT
Conan O'Brien has made it his mission to conquer Comic-Con ever since his show moved to L.A., so now we have show tapings and exclusive figures to look forward to at the event each year.
And when Conan hits the Con he hits it hard, bringing some of his patently unpredictable Coco magic with him, this time in the form of a super suit custom made for his bod by Ironhead Studio.
Office dress codes are a real drag, even with Casual Fridays, but employees who want to keep their jobs are forced to dress accordingly...or are they?
If you go by the experiences of June J Rivas then dress codes don't mean a thing, because when her boss instituted a severe and illegal dress code she replied by cosplaying to work.
June feels the new dress code is aimed directly at her and has filed complaints, but in the meantime she's having fun putting “work cosplay” outfits together which technically conform to the new dress code.
Cosplayers tend to be a mighty creative bunch, so if this dress code battle grinds on for a while June is going to make her boss wish she'd never had a problem with the way June used to dress!
My name is...wait, what's my name again? I can't seem to think of it, on account of the mind control thingamajigie that fry man used on my noggin'. Wasn't it something like Marl or Garl? Is that even a name? There was some kind of aqua monster with the fry man too, a giant shake man with flipper arms who called himself master and claimed to be part of a hunger squad. It's starting to come back to me, those food monsters were my neighbors, this pile of meat using me like a robot is named Meatwad, and he just finished watching those old teen turtles cartoons...Aaaack! There's a food monster riding around inside of me, and not the good kind!
Dress nice and neighborly with this Meat Controlled Carldroid t-shirt by pigboom, it'll help you make the money g...or make you feel better about being broke! Comes in adult sizes, take it off before you swim.
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