Psh. What have women ever done for me? (Let the feminist attacks begin! :D) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
No mugger steals my iPod or I just might go all Joe Horn on his ass and shoot him in the back with a shotgun. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I microwave pepperoni so I can have crispy meat chip snack things. They are delicious. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Ehh. Normal iPods have like 160 GB. Why not get one of those and a normal phone? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
(Let the feminist attacks begin! :D)