Box of Gold

(This adorable leprekitten design is available on a variety of garments and bags)

March is but a few days away. You know what that means. Spring is in the air and it's time to get your green on! 

St. Patrick's Day is Tuesday, March 17th. In honor of this luckiest of holidays we present our failed attempt to make a limerick. The piece is titled:

The NeatoShop

There is a great shop in the Pacific Northwest. 

That sells cool stuff to make your life the best. 

Make no mistake, their printed stuff is especially great.

Take a whirl around the store, don't wait!

The fact that you stumbled upon this website is probably fate. 

Spruce up your spring wardrobe with some funky fresh designs from the NeatoShop. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun and fabulous people come in every size. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great stuff. New and crazy items arriving all the time. 

Andy's 15 Minutes of Foam Bath Bar Mini Soap

The holidays are here! Are you looking for a way to wash away the stench of being a lackluster gift giver? Stop with the superficial gift cards and give them something with meaning. Add pop to their stocking with Andy's 15 Minutes of Foam Bath Bar Mini Soap from the NeatoShop. 

The Andy's 15 Minutes of Foam Bath Bar Mini Soap has a relaxing lavendar and chamomile scent. The bar is perfect way to take the ordinary and make it extraordinary. Doesn't everyone on your list deserve to have their 15 minutes of foam? Get your soap before they are all gone.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bath & Body items. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in hard to find sizes. We carry 6 months baby all the way to adult 10XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and artistic people come in every size. 

Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy

The holiday season is here! Do you find yourself starving for great stocking stuffer ideas? Gifts that are as deliciously unique as their recipient? Behold the Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy from the NeatoShop. The Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy may seem cheesy, but we know that those with a refined sense of humor and a sophisticated palate will appreciate your thoughtfulness. 

The Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy comes in a keepsake tin. Each yellow and white candy is individually wrapped. They are perfect for sharing with friends. Get your candy before they are gone. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Mints & Candies. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. Come by and create a truly unique family gift. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. Can't find what you are looking for? Contact us! Special orders and bulk orders are available. 

Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet and Magnet

Worried that you won't find the perfect stocking stuffer for your favorite artist? Behold the Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet and Magnet from the NeatoShop. This little finger puppet is also a magnet which makes a fun an practical gift.  

The Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet and Magnet is great for hanging on the fridge, in a locker, or on any metal surface. She is a bold way to hang special art or that painful to-do list.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Magnets. New items arriving all the time. 

The holidays are alsmost here. Don't miss out on creating the perfect customizable gift for someone you love. The NeatoShop specializes in curvy and Big and Tall shirts. We carry baby 6 months all the way up adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and artistic people come in every size. 

Mister Rogers Bath Bar Mini Soap

Having people over for the holidays can fraught with fear. Do you worry endlessly that your family and friends are judging you and especially your bathroom? Distract those judgy house guests with the clean and positive Mister Rogers Bath Bar Mini Soap from the NeatoShop. It's hard to be negative when you encounter something so delightfully pleasant.

The Mister Rogers Bath Bar Mini Soap also makes a cheerful stocking stuffer or gift. It is a wonderful way to remind someone that they are rare, valuable, and appreciated. Don't you want to share one with your neighbor? The holidays are approaching quickly. Get yours today before they are all out of stock.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bath & Body! New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel for creating the perfect gift. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall Sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and positive people come in every size. 

Squirrel Underpants

Looking for the perfect gag gift for your favorite rodent lover? You need the Squirrel Underpants from the NeatoShop. This little pair of briefs makes an excellent stocking stuffer or white elephant gift. 

This striking pair of tightie whities is great for those who believe in upholding squirrel decency. Those who find squirrel nudity driving them a little nutty will rejoice! 

The Squirrel Underpants is made of 95% cotton, 5 % spandex with a 6" waist for extra comfort. They come packaged on cardstock, with an image of a squirrel, to show the full effect of Squirrel Underpants.   

Please note that this is a gag gift. We don't suggest you actually try to dress your friendly neighborhood squirrels. Friendly neighborhood squirrels may cease to be friendly if you try to dress them. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Gag Gifts & Pranks. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large collection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL adult shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and nature loving people come in every size.  

The countdown to Thanksgiving has begun. Be prepared for the dangers that lie ahead with a good sense of humor and these 6 great items from the NeatoShop. 

Cactus Knit Hat / Beanie for maintaining that cheerful look when in fact you feel incredibly prickly about having to be out grocery shopping for the 30th time in one week. Seriously, how is it possible that one meal requires so many trips to the market?

Extra Squishy Stress Turkey for keeping you calm during all the tense moments that Thanksgiving week has to offer. Whether you are traveling far to see loved ones or staying close to home, you are bound to have plenty of aggravation over the next few weeks. Think long lines, cranky people, culinary headaches, and family. Did we mention family? 

Family Shmamily ... I'm Here For The Turkey shirt. Comfy Thanksgiving attire is a must for surviving the holiday. This festive piece of apparel is incredibly versatile. It is the perfect shirt for playing football in the yard, eating a hearty meal, or curling up on the couch for nap. 

Someone forgot to take out the giblets. The bird is undercooked. The bird is overcooked. The dog ran off with the turkey. When culinary catastrophe strikes the Inflatable Turkey is there to save the day. A picture perfect turkey can be inflated in minutes. 

The Emergency Disappointed Sigh In Your Pocket for when your family dinner conversation has gone  off the deep end. We can't change who you are related to, but we can help you put the fun back into family dysfunction. 

The Grim Reaper - Finger Puppet and Magnet to remind people stay away from your precious leftovers. Hang him on your fridge as an ominous visual warning to others. 

Happy Holidays from the NeatoShop! 

Luna Lovegood Spectrespecs

Attention muggles, wizards, and witches! Celebrate you inner nonconformist with the Luna Lovegood Spectrespecs from the NeatoShop. This delightful pair of spectacles will give you that dreamy, and possibly demented, multicolored owl look you are seeking. 

The Luna Lovegood Spectrespecs glasses pairs beautifully with the Luna Lovegood Spectrespecs Harry Potter Lightweight Scarf also available at the NeatoShop. Be quirky and brave by teaming both. 

We have to be embarrassingly honest. The Luna Lovegood Spectrespecs are not guaranteed to make wrackspurts visible to all wearers. You might need a keen wizarding eye to spot them.  

The holidays are coming the Luna Lovegood Spectrespecs from the NeatoShop make a magical stocking stuffer for any Harry Potter fan. Limited supplies. Get yours today. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. New items arriving to the store all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our huge selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Harry Potter loving people come in every size. 

Pine Scented Mona Lisa Air Freshener

Add an air of mystery to your vehicle with the alluring Pine Scented Mona Lisa Air Freshener from the NeatoShop. This mini masterpiece features the striking image of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa. Be  captivated by La Gioconda's smile and rejoice in her forest scent.  

The holidays are right around the corner. The Pine Scented Mona Lisa Air Freshener makes the perfect stocking stuffer for connoiseurs of fine art. Her grin hints that she is both a practical and beautiful gift.   

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Car Accessories. New items arriving all the time.

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to check out our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and art loving people come in every size. 

Forgotten Middle Child Mints

Are you a middle child who feels overlooked, forgotten, or ignored? Don't let resentment and bitterness leave a bad taste in your mouth. Use the Forgotten Middle Child Mints from the NeatoShop to keep your breath feeling minty fresh at even at the most uncomfortable family functions. 

Your family might think you are a befuddled underachiever, but we know you are really an independent out of the box thinker. The Forgotten Middle Child Mints are for middle children who boldly put the fun into dysfunctional families.    

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Mints & Candies. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and middle children come in every size. 

Slytherin Harry Potter Knit Brim Hat

Looking for a winter hat that fits your sharp and slick style? Behold the Slytherin Harry Potter Knit Brim Hat from the NeatoShop. This devilishly fun headpiece is perfect for those cunning and ambitious people who aren't afraid to show of their Harry Potter Style. 

It doesn't take a degree in Dark Arts to recognize that this hat features a smart green and white design.  Notice the attractive brim and the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Slytherin House logo on the side. This make the perfect gift for wizards, witches, or muggles who aren't afraid to be daring with their winterwear. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialiize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 mo. to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Harry Potter loving people come in every size. 

Christmas Krampus Cinnamon Air Freshener

Don't let the pressure of the holidays get you down. Embrace the cheerfulness of the season with the Christmas Krampus Cinnamon Air Freshener from the NeatoShop! This festively scented air freshener will have you dreaming of your favorite winter figure, the jolly Christmas Krampus.

With his shiny horns and half-demon smile, the Christmas Krampus has been enchanting villagers for ages. The jingle of his chains delighting adults since the time of yore.

Krampus is always enthusiastic to meet people. He loves to insist on having even the naughtiest of people over for a scrumptious holiday meal.

The Christmas Krampus Cinnamon Air Freshener is sold individually and makes a great stocking stuffer. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Car Accessories. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of artwork by indie artists. We offer a huge selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and holiday loving people come in every size. 

Niffler Fantastic Beasts Hat

Do you have a penchant for shiny things? Do you have a nose for treasure? You need the Niffler Fantastic Beasts Hat from the NeatoShop. This striking chapeau is designed to look like your favorite long snouted magical creature. 

The Niffler Fantastic Beasts Hat is perfect for wizards, or muggles, looking to keep the winter chill away. The hat even has an internal hidden pocket for storing a prized possession or two. 

The Niffler Fantastic Beasts Hat is made of 100% polyester. No actual nifflers were harmed in the making of this enchanting headpiece. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Harry Potter loving people come in every size. 

Mister Rogers' Sticky Notes

Could it be yours? Would it be yours? Will you make it your Sticky Note Set?

Now you can leave neighborly notes for special coworkers, family, and friends with the Mister Rogers' Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop. This helpful little set features a selection of sticky notes with images from your favorite educational children's television series.

Can you spot some of your favorite neighborhood friends? It looks like Daniel Striped Tiger, King Friday XIII, Lady Elaine Fairchilde, X the Owl, Trolley, and of course Mr. Rogers and his iconic comfy sweater are all here to help give your messages some much needed cheer. 

The holidays are right around the corner. The Mister Rogers' Sticky Notes make a considerate stocking stuffer or a cordial office gift. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Office & Desk stuff. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We feature the work of amazing indie artists. We specialize curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and neighborly people come in every size.

Hedwig Wing Harry Potter Lightweight Scarf

Add a little mystery and enchantment to your Fall and Winter wardrobe with the Hedwig Wing Harry Potter Lightweight Scarf from the NeatoShop. This spellbinding accessory features a luminous snowy owl with a Hogwarts letter in his beak. Winterwear has never been so bewitching. 

The holidays are just around the corner. The Hedwig Wing Harry Potter Lightweight Scarf makes a wise and magical gift for those who love Harry Potter.  Order yours today before they all fly away. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable bags and apparel. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We cary baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and magical people come in every size.